How old is too old?

[Emil Sledge]

Pastors, say if I was kinda eyeballin a gal a Christian gal whos got her own 1611KJV Bible and all and she were a few years older than me how many years is too many? I aint sayin I am initerested in any gal like that cause Im not right now anyway but just wonderin what if me or somebody my age was lookin at some gal like that? I ask Pastor Merle if there were anything in the 1611 King James Bible about that kinda thing and he dont know of nothing in there but he said I oughta ask you. Im in no hurry you know just curious Ill check back in a few minutes ok?

[James Hutchins]

Re: How old is too old?

Emil, How could a good Christian gal still be single if she is older than 20? You may need to check to see if she burns her pies.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: How old is too old?

I'm going to shoot-from-the-hip here, so to speak, and say that I believe that it is your Godly mission to create as many little Christianettes as possible, and logically the best way to do that is to marry as young as possible. As expected, the Bible dictates that the free market should dictate what sort of wife you get, and, not being familiar with your current financial status, I can't say as to what you should be able to afford. Of course, the Bible does leave a loophole there, a sort of "buffet-style, all-you-can-eat" system in the "rape-rule". As long as you have 50 shekels, you should be able to take whatever girl you want out back, have "relations" with her and viola, she is your wife as soon as you can drop the check off with her undoubtedly proud father. I suggest going for the younger, the better, although preferably she should be above the age of 13 and ready for childbearing, in accordance with God's Word, however.

(On advice from my personal jew, I must say that you should check with your local jurisdiction about the worldly legality of such actions. Remember: following the Lord and following secular laws are often at odds)