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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #106
    Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    It appears that I missed a lot in my absence. Was she a Belgian Wicced lesbimen?
    She was a deranged nymphomaniac who unsuccessfully attempted to seduce Pastor Ezekiel, and then successfully seduced Van Hellthing. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her Biblical knowledge was only fair-to-middling at best!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414
        #107
        Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        She was a deranged nymphomaniac who unsuccessfully attempted to seduce Pastor Ezekiel, and then successfully seduced Van Hellthing. And as if that wasn't bad enough, her Biblical knowledge was only fair-to-middling at best!
        Well, that's not hard! Even a retarded nigra chimp could seduce Van Hellthighs!
        The lack of Biblical knowledge doesn't surprise me. If she knew the Word from Genesis to Revelation, she'd still be here giving praise to the Lord instead of fornicating with witches.
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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