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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #31
    Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    I say we offer her a scholarship. If she dresses anything like that avatar it's an emergency for Christ. We must pull together to get her saved. One soul at a time.
    And how many souls are you thinking she has?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324
        #32
        Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

        I knew there would be at least one dingbat to not understand what I meant.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131
            #33
            Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
            I knew there would be at least one dingbat to not understand what I meant.
            So for the benefit of the 'dingbats' here, please do explain yourself.
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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324
                #34
                Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                first Kiki's soul and then another. If only there was hope for you.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #35
                    Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    first Kiki's soul and then another. If only there was hope for you.
                    Well the way in which you wrote the words was ambiguous, mister picky!
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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892
                        #36
                        Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                        Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Saviour yet, kiki?
                        Jesus knows you have sinned extensively, confess your sins woman.

                        It is time to start repenting of your past life, and be reborn, and receive new life in Jesus Christ!


                        BTW Rachel.. Stop derailing the thread in order to try and keep kiki away from Salvation.
                        You servant of satan!
                        Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-27-2007, 11:08 AM.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #37
                            Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Saviour yet, kiki?
                            Jesus knows you have sinned extensively, confess your sins woman.

                            It is time to start repenting of your past life, and be reborn, and receive new life in Jesus Christ!


                            BTW Rachel.. Stop derailing the thread in order to try and keep kiki away from Salvation.
                            You servant of satan!
                            Honestly, I was only trying to understand how it is Eliot plans to bring Kiki to the point where she is ready to fall to her knees and be filled with the love of jesus. Honestly, you men are so darn snarky.
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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324
                                #38
                                Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                If you're so curious, come to the camp and you'll see for yourself. We'll have a week long adults only course.
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 5131
                                    #39
                                    Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                    If you're so curious, come to the camp and you'll see for yourself. We'll have a week long adults only course.
                                    Is that the one that involves 'spankological therapy for especially egregious sinners'?

                                    Maybe.....uuhhhh..... Kiki might benefit from that more than me.
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                                      • eliot mayfield
                                        God Squad
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 9324
                                        #40
                                        Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                        Is that the one that involves 'spankological therapy for especially egregious sinners'?

                                        Maybe.....uuhhhh..... Kiki might benefit from that more than me.
                                        I often have no idea what you are talking about, and this is one of those times.
                                        Matthew:
                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 5131
                                            #41
                                            Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                            I often have no idea what you are talking about, and this is one of those times.
                                            Well, I was merely wondering if you utilized spanking in the same way as Mother Glendora, you know, to 'spank the evil' right out of those 'sinners'.
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                                              • eliot mayfield
                                                God Squad
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 9324
                                                #42
                                                Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                                We spank children, not adults. Pervert!
                                                Matthew:
                                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                                                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 5131
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                    We spank children, not adults. Pervert!
                                                    Oh really?
                                                    Then what's your excuse for the 'do you spank your wife' thread?
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                                                      • kikirnw
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                                                        That's a really good start Kiki. As you should know, True Christian™ generally have to be silent whilst among their Menfolk.

                                                        I'm getting more proud of you by the day.

                                                        Do you ever travel to Iowa Kiki? Perhaps one day we could meet up and do Lunch.
                                                        I'd simply love to talk to you face to face about Jesus and stuff.

                                                        I don't travel much. Just usually to the town my dad lives and thats it.

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Helping Kiki become a True Christian™

                                                            We could bring a bible study out to you Sister Kiki.....providing you tithe enough. We will even help your son.

                                                            Lve, Sister Thumper
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