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  • fusefag
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    • Oct 2009
    • 13

    #1

    Who are the good guys?

    So after reading the bible, I've got a question.

    If god is the good guy then why does he kill more than 20,000 people in the bible? Satan only kills about 20, which seems to make him 1000 times better than god.

    Also, it would be just like the plan of an evil one to try to convince you that they are actually the good guy ( and god has certainly convinced you lot of that)

    So could it be that the satanists are actually the good ones, and you have been duped by god, with the promises of heaven (just like muslims are tempted to heaven by the 40 virgins)

    The funniest thing about all of this is that noone really knows, because if the bible is false then god isn't going to tell anyone that, he's going to keep you all brainwashed, following his evil ways to the letter, when satan is trying to save you from the evil, and being slated by god (much like palin in the liberal press)

    So, what do you think? Im more interested to know specifically how you know god is god, rather than just pretending that way to fool you. and yes, the bible would be one of the ways he would try to fool you.
    Christianity= The belief that a deity created man and woman with original sin, the deity then impregnated a human woman with itsself as her child, in order that it could be born as a human, with the sole purpose being that it could sacrifice itsself to save humanity from the sin that it originally condemned us to.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Who are the good guys?

    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • fusefag
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      • Oct 2009
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Who are the good guys?

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Is it me that's crazy or you that's brainwashed? guess we will have to wait to find out
      Christianity= The belief that a deity created man and woman with original sin, the deity then impregnated a human woman with itsself as her child, in order that it could be born as a human, with the sole purpose being that it could sacrifice itsself to save humanity from the sin that it originally condemned us to.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Who are the good guys?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Originally posted by fusefag View Post
        Is it me that's crazy or you that's brainwashed? guess we will have to wait to find out
        I can see that your bulb is not as bright as the rest. What did your parents do to deserve a son as dull as you?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Once was lost
          ...but now is found.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2009
          • 490

          #5
          Re: Who are the good guys?

          There must be a sale on crystal Meth this week?

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Who are the good guys?

            Originally posted by fusefag View Post
            So after reading the bible, I've got a question.

            If god is the good guy then why does he kill more than 20,000 people in the bible? Satan only kills about 20, which seems to make him 1000 times better than god.


            Brother Jeb puts it closer to 230,538 daily God regrettably sends to hell.

            Originally posted by fusefag View Post
            Also, it would be just like the plan of an evil one to try to convince you that they are actually the good guy ( and god has certainly convinced you lot of that) So could it be that the satanists are actually the good ones, and you have been duped by god.
            I fail to see how people who sacrifice cats, virgins, their first born and etc could be seen as the good guys.

            Originally posted by fusefag View Post
            being slated by god (much like palin in the liberal press)
            Are you satanist Republican? Don't you know this is God's Own Party? We don't want people like you.

            Originally posted by fusefag View Post
            So, what do you think? Im more interested to know specifically how you know god is god, rather than just pretending that way to fool you. and yes, the bible would be one of the ways he would try to fool you.
            God would try to fool us with the Bible when satan is all around us tempting us?

            Friend, you have some strange views. Explain yourself.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Who are the good guys?

              Originally posted by fusefag View Post
              So after reading the bible, I've got a question.
              Wait, you read the Bible? All of it? In two days?

              Either you're a graduate of the Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Course, or you're a liar. I'm betting on the latter.

              If god is the good guy then why does he kill more than 20,000 people in the bible? Satan only kills about 20, which seems to make him 1000 times better than god.
              God is recorded as having slaughtered over 2 MILLION people in the Bible. Satan kills 10.

              However, as Brother Levi and Brother Jeb have pointed out, God kills over 234,000 people each and every day. After all, He is the Creator. He is omniscient (all-knowing) and omnipotent (all-powerful). That means He knows exactly who is going to die, how, and when. He can also change that. The fact that He doesn't means that it is His Will that millions of children starve or die of dysentery each year, that women are beaten to death by their non-Christian husbands, and that evil people like Lance Armstrong and that breast cancer woman get horrible cancers.

              So could it be that the satanists are actually the good ones, and you have been duped by god, with the promises of heaven
              You mean the Satanists who claim that Satan is "a force of nature" and that they're practicing "ritualized atheism"? Those Satanists?

              Thank you for admitting that you really worship Satan.
              The funniest thing about all of this is that noone really knows, because if the bible is false then god isn't going to tell anyone that, he's going to keep you all brainwashed, following his evil ways to the letter, when satan is trying to save you from the evil, and being slated by god (much like palin in the liberal press)
              If Satan were the all-powerful Creator instead of God, then why would he not change all the Bibles to say whatever he wanted?

              Clearly, if the Bible says what God wants it to say, God is more powerful than Satan.

              I guess that means you worship a pansy.
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              • Keith
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2009
                • 23

                #8
                Re: Who are the good guys?

                Good and Evil only apply to Human Beings

                Its down to having a choice and knowledge of good and evil

                Dogs and Fishes cannot be either good or evil

                In the same way, i dont think you can categorize God or Satan

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                • Hank
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 405

                  #9
                  Re: Who are the good guys?

                  Originally posted by fusefag View Post
                  Lights are on but no ones home
                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                  WHITE AND PROUD

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                  • FoundGirlJNB
                    Found Sheep
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 351

                    #10
                    Re: Who are the good guys?

                    Originally posted by Keith View Post
                    Dogs and Fishes cannot be either good or evil
                    Clearly you have never swum with a Bull Shark before. They are like satan's spawn in the water!

                    Satan is a witless coward. He gets his demons to do most of his work!

                    Satan has you by the short hairs buddy. Repent now, before it is too late!
                    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: Who are the good guys?

                      Originally posted by Keith View Post
                      In the same way, i dont think you can categorize God or Satan
                      The Bible catagorizes God and satan. Do you dispute The Holy Word of God?

                      Revelation 14:10-11
                      The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.


                      Revelation 20:10
                      And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • thepowerofprayer
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Who are the good guys?

                        Firstly, perhaps you're not reading The Bible, if it's not KJV it's trash. Secondly God is good because he is God. This is quite obvious. Thirdly, Satanists are low level trash who know nothing about the world save their own ignorant dribble-drabble. I'm sure you masturbate all the time with your homo friends, doing coke and cheese and dope no doubt. Do you own a KJV Bible? Do you own a gun? If not then I can see you are simply ignorant. I pray God saves you and if it's not in His will then I pray that you are cast into the endless pit of he whom you have so much respect for. If Satan is the one you wish to follow, perhaps you'll get your chance as your flesh burns off your bones only to grow again and burn again in your eternal damnation as he rapes you endlessly with barbed wire you heathen and faggot.

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