Oops I did it again!

[Lola Handcock]

Me and Jims Pa went to see the layer feller today. The Police men from Boston were there to .The nice police men said that the case was closed. It was an accident that Jim and Mike were hit by the buss. They said that Mike and that Mickey were the same guys. They said that there was evidence that Pastor Merrill was a homer because there were pictures of him and Mike doing stuff to each other. The police men said the Pastor Merrill got on a jet airplane and went to Arizona and crossed the border into Mexico. And they can’t go there to talk to him. He got the tickets from some one called Bobby –Joe and JennyD. And they can’t be found neither
The Police men said that a large donation was made to the Mayor of Boston and to the benevolent police of Boston.

After the Police left, Jims Pa went to get some fresh air (he says that when he wants a beer and a cigarette). Mr. Jones he is the layer feller said that I will get my $300,000 dollars in a week or two. But he said that he could help me out if I wanted it sooner.
If I give him $5,000 and do him a special favor he would give me a check for $295,000
I knew what he wanted he wasn’t fooling me not one bit. But I figured ifffin I had sex with him I could get my money and move on in my life .So we did it. He kept his word and gave me my money. I sighed a piece of paper that he could keep the check for $300,000 dollars.

I made a promise to Jesus on the way back home that I would not have sex no more or until I get married.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Oops I did it again!

Me and Jims Pa went to see the layer feller today. The Police men from Boston were there to .The nice police men said that the case was closed. It was an accident that Jim and Mike were hit by the buss. They said that Mike and that Mickey were the same guys. They said that there was evidence that Pastor Merrill was a homer because there were pictures of him and Mike doing stuff to each other. The police men said the Pastor Merrill got on a jet airplane and went to Arizona and crossed the border into Mexico. And they can’t go there to talk to him. He got the tickets from some one called Bobby –Joe and JennyD. And they can’t be found neither.

Bobby-Joe and JennyD working in cahoots?

Should have known, I bet it was all insurance fraud! They're probably off in Mexico sipping Coronas on a beach somewhere and laughing at me, after I gave that woman a three-day tour of North Salem and bought her dinners and fine wine and a diamond pre-engagement ring and slowly and gently introduced her to my . . . er, to my sizeable congregation and everything!

If I get my hands on that little harlot and her dress-wearing Mall Cop lover, I'll . . . I'll . . .

Well, I'll just turn them in to the police, is what I'll do! Yes, and forgive that conniving slut sweet and confused young girl and take her back, yes. I'd take her right back. Back to the woodshed, that is!

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Oops I did it again!

Bobby-Joe like to dress up like ladies too?

[Jizzy Bull]

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"I made a promise to Jesus on the way back home that I would not have sex no more or until I get married"

You are just a inspiration to me and all women like us. I think you might have benefitted from some advice however, from one of these fine pastors. Ol' Paster Stud himself would be a huge amount of help to you, but watch it, he likes to hit girls.Or he likes girls to hit him, I am not really sure he doesn't write too well. Either way, I would ask him about the money and you keep up the good work.I saw you when you first came to the church when you were lost. You sure seem "found" now. best wishes Jizzy Bell
P.S. don't you just love the name they gave me. I would have thought it was agained TOS (or I would have picked it myself)