I need help with my Sons

[Lola Handcock]

Today I called my boys back home in Knob Hill,they are staying with my Ma,until the school year ends.I called at the usual time and there was no one home .Two hours ago my Ma called me ,she said they were at church.Now that does not sound to bad except that my Ma has not been to a church in at least 25 years.I asked Ma if they were at the Baptist church,she replied no,they had been to a MORMON church,and had been going since I left home to move to Freehold!I was so upset that I accidently went in to the Men's only section here at the LBC.And now Emil is going to tan my back side but good.

My Ma wanted my permission for the boys to join the Mormon church,she was baptised today( well that's what she called it ) and that the boys want to be Baptised next week. I said that I was coming to get them,she told me that they would run away back to her if i TRIED TO STOP THEM. I think the Devil has got his claws into them .What should I do?

Dear Members of the LBC I am at wits end. Can some one please give me some help!

[Brother Enoch]

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You're first instinct was dead on, Lola, go up there and get them!

Once you get them back to Freehold I'm sure the others will help instruct them in The Truth™ long and hard so they never forget, and make real sure they don't ever try to run away.

Their souls are on the line, Lola, get up there fast!

I'll be praying for you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Lola, you need to send Emil out there to pick those boys up and get them home in your trailer RIGHT NOW, before Jesus kills them and sends them to hell. Your "ma" is lost, but those boys need to be brought up with Jesus in their life. You get them back before she gets them baptizes by the Mormons. It's a very expensive procedure to undo that!

[Lola Handcock]

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Lola, you need to send Emil out there to pick those boys up and get them home in your trailer RIGHT NOW, before Jesus kills them and sends them to hell. Your "ma" is lost, but those boys need to be brought up with Jesus in their life. You get them back before she gets them baptizes by the Mormons. It's a very expensive procedure to undo that!

Pastor Ezekiel, I called my Ma this morning to tell he that I was on the way and to have the boys bags packed.
She said the they( her and the boys) have been following the LBC web sight and that she had let the Mormon missionaries look at it.Ma told me that the Mormon's said that we were not Christians and that only Mormons were the real Christians.Now I know that that is just a lie ,an out and out LIE.

Them Mormons told her that the boys have reached an age of reason and do not need my permission to join their church.They have moved up the date of their Baptism to today at 12:00 noon.There is no way that I can get there in time to stop it.Emil is madder than a hornet at my Ma and them Mormons , and he cannot leave the state of Iowa or he might go back to the correctional place.

Ma said that she is going to see a lawyer to have custody papers filled out,and that she wants to raise them from now on!She said that we(me and Emil) were not fit to raise kids because we were not Christians like the Mormons were. I think she is being spiteful and just wants the Social security checks from the Government.If she gets them she has got it made for the next 8 years.

What should I do? Help me PLEASE!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I called my Ma this morning to tell he that I was on the way and to have the boys bags packed.
She said the they( her and the boys) have been following the LBC web sight and that she had let the Mormon missionaries look at it.Ma told me that the Mormon's said that we were not Christians and that only Mormons were the real Christians.Now I know that that is just a lie ,an out and out LIE.

Them Mormons told her that the boys have reached an age of reason and do not need my permission to join their church.They have moved up the date of their Baptism to today at 12:00 noon.There is no way that I can get there in time to stop it.Emil is madder than a hornet at my Ma and them Mormons , and he cannot leave the state of Iowa or he might go back to the correctional place.

Ma said that she is going to see a lawyer to have custody papers filled out,and that she wants to raise them from now on!She said that we(me and Emil) were not fit to raise kids because we were not Christians like the Mormons were. I think she is being spiteful and just wants the Social security checks from the Government.If she gets them she has got it made for the next 8 years.

What should I do? Help me PLEASE!

Well these matters have to be handled delicately...How much money have you got left, Lola? If you can send a special Love Offering to Jesus on behalf of your sons, I may be able to persuade Brother BJ and his boys in security to take an out of state trip and snatch rescue the lads. Plus expenses of course. It won't be cheap, but what price can we put on having your own children saved from the clutches of Mormoonism?

[Lola Handcock]

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Well I called up my mother,the boys are now MORMON....Can they be saved ? Emil and I have $175,000 dollars will that cover it ! I will spend every last penny I have to save my boys from the Devil and the Mormons !

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

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Dear Sister Lola,

I myself have just been plagued by an unmentionable residue from them unsavory Mormon heathens.
May I offer my condolences to ya, and perhaps proffer some advice?

The Mormons will likely begin dying your kids hair blonde, injecting their eyes blue, then they'll start fattening them up. They do this to match all other Mormons in the coven. Makes em' look like Glenn Beck.

Now, depending on your kids features (which I will graciously assume are somewhat reminiscent of you and your husbands likeness) well ..... maybe the Mormon Makeover might not be such a bad thing. DON'T get me wrong I ain't casting dispersions, just saying that ya might wanna let the M-cult pay for they kids new looks and clothes; and THEN go get them when they are wealthy and riding their new Mormon bicycles.

Mormons are filthy rich, and all live on big compounds, with lots of wives, welfare money; or money from gentiles.
So, maybe wait a bit. Get a message to the kids to collect some credit card numbers and gather some check-books from the Utah heathens.
If the kids remember their trailer-park roots, they could be turned into little Baptist Ninjas infiltrating that vile M-cult {to you, your husbands, and our Churches righteous profit ($$$) !!!}.
Anyways, perhaps you and the hubby need a little vacation from the young-ins' : and heck, they need to earn a living helping out their Ma and Pa financially, what better time than now?
What better way then for your offspring to take back from Satans' Salt Lake City hoard and shower the $$$ benefits on True Christians?

If you decide to go that route, you can wait till they penetrate deep into the Mormon money vaults; then simply lure the kids back home with fireworks, video games, and cigarettes {what USA kid can resist those fine objects?}.

Let me know if you do this, and then maybe you can send me 10% tithing from the captured Mormon bounty.

Rev. Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna , Too ( {she is waiting for you to call with the credit card numbers)

[Remy Lebeau]

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Well I called up my mother,the boys are now MORMON....Can they be saved ? Emil and I have $175,000 dollars will that cover it ! I will spend every last penny I have to save my boys from the Devil and the Mormons !

Those mormons perform some very sinister black magic when they indoctrinate the gullible. That 175K should be about enough enough for now, but there will be a 5% additional tithing increase on the extra 50K that you don't have, but is required nonetheless. We can set up a new tithing schedule for you and Emil. We are talking about some SERIOUS counter prayers and it requires a special holy fire to put down the dark spirits laying in that magical underwear they have. God forbid it jump to some other poor souls underwear. We have a specially trained team of Jesus Warriors who deal with these kinds of situations. I don't care if those mormons are level 80 sorcerers with rings giving them +30 necomancy skill, robes of mind alteration and amulets of demon summoning - our boys will be ready. In the name of JESUS!!! GLORY!!!

You're going to have to turn those boys over to us when they are returned. It's not safe to have weirdo mormon larva in your house. They'll sufficate you in your sleep or set your house of fire. That movie Children of the Corn is based on Mormon larva. We have a facility just outside of Baudette, MN were we purge those under the influence of dark magic. They will be better than ever when they return if they return.

[Lola Handcock]

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Praise Jesus, Brother Remy and Pastor Ezekiel you have been sent to Emil and myself by The LORD.I will talk it over with Emil and we will make our decision ...


May the good Lord bless the both of you and your families.

[Brother Enoch]

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Lola!

I got two of them mormonisms! I went to this website:

http://www.mormon.org/holybible

And called their number to have a free bible brought to my house. I told them I was calling them and the Witllesses and whoever got here first was who I was converting to! They were here in less than an hour! Not bad, since the nearest mormonism temple is 100 miles away.

So I've got the two of them in my basement, maybe we can work out a trade with their cult leaders in Utah!

God, they look like clones, they're really creeping me out. They just keep staring. I'm not sure they're really alive...

[Emil Sledge]

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Praise Jesus, Brother Remy and Pastor Ezekiel you have been sent to Emil and myself by The LORD.I will talk it over with Emil and we will make our decision ...


May the good Lord bless the both of you and your families.

One damn thing after another. What happens if them boys grow up be just like their nancy daddy Jim? Then its all for nothin. No.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 (King James Version)


18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


I think I like Rev Lebowskis advice best for now and we just wait and see. Them boys are infected by mormonism now and maybe even what ever ailed there daddy too. Im sure glad knowin the LBC is standin by us and ready to go to war on our account. For the time bein I wanna watch and see what gonna happen. Things lookin up for the two a us right now and I dont want no trouble. I got school now and a job and a wonderful wife and I aint a gonna go back to that Mount Pleasant correctional for nothin ever. Its a shame though. Lola trust her ma and she go and do this. Dont make no sense but I think some day them boys will look to mend there ways.

[Lola Handcock]

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Emil is my Husband and I will do as he wishes. Brother Avatar you best let them boys go.I sure don't want you to get in trouble with the police.
Mark my words one day I will get my boys back from them Devil Mormons.Or there will be hell to pay in saltlick city !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Emil is my Husband and I will do as he wishes. Brother Avatar you best let them boys go.I sure don't want you to get in trouble with the police.
Mark my words one day I will get my boys back from them Devil Mormons.Or there will be hell to pay in saltlick city !

Well of course it'll be a lot more expensive to do it "someday," but you folks do whatever you think is best.

[Lola Handcock]

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Pastor , there is not a thing more I want more than to save my boys right now !
Emil is concerned that Jim Jr and Leroy ( my boys) are infected by the homer demons that Jim had.If they are then all is lost.If they are not he hopes that they will come to there sense's and return to Jesus and me.
As you already know Jim's fate was sealed for being a homer.
I must do as Emil tells me,he is my husband .You know that better than anyone,you married us.Maybe that other guy was right and we can use the boys to infiltrate the Mormon vaults and gain access to their vast stash of money and use it against them.Only time will tell I sure hope them boys do not go Nancy on me,it for sure will break my heart. I will keep in touch with them and try to pull them back from the dark side of Satan.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Ma said that she is going to see a lawyer to have custody papers filled out,and that she wants to raise them from now on!She said that we(me and Emil) were not fit to raise kids

Lola, I haven't been here much lately, but seem to recall that you are married to a homosexual.

Seeing Emil's picture, I can only imagine that my recollection is correct. He has long hair, just like a girl! Those homosexuals like long hair, because then their "partners" can grab it like the reins on a horse while "riding" . . . I bet he braids it so they can get a better grip! And it looks like he's had his face slammed into quite a few headboards!

And with a name like "Emil", he HAS to be a flamer. Come on, "Emil"?

So, while indocrination into the Mormon cult is a horrible thing, how would it be better for your boys to be raised by a raging queer? No doubt Emil wants the kids in the trailer with him while you are off to a Ladies of Landover meeting, so he can show them his "puppet" and play special "games" with them!

Your mother may be right, a queer is not a fit parent for your boys! Perhaps the good men of Landover should rescue your children, and place them in a proper, homosexuality-free Christian home with a manly, not-gay man like Bobby-Joe or Pastor Ezekiel!

Why is that flamer Emil even allowed on this website? He's not actually in Freehold, is he?

Why hasn't he been stoned yet?