X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • nikilds
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 164

    #16
    Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

    Maybe we should give equal rights to women and dogs and ALL the minorities!! Would that make you happy Mr. Stirrer Up of Contention?!?
    Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
    Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

    Comment

    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #17
      Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

      Originally posted by nikilds View Post
      Maybe we should give equal rights to women and dogs and ALL the minorities!! Would that make you happy Mr. Stirrer Up of Contention?!?

      Women are legally entitled to the same rights as men. Minority people are legally entitled to the same rights as everyone else.

      Perhaps you seek no more rights than those enjoyed by your dog - a bowl of kibble, a small house in the back yard, and being walked on a leash twice a day, and a flea bath as needed - but I intend to be treated better than that.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

      Comment

      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2026
        • 15118

        #18
        Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
        Women are legally entitled to the same rights as men. Minority people are legally entitled to the same rights as everyone else.

        Perhaps you seek no more rights than those enjoyed by your dog - a bowl of kibble, a small house in the back yard, and being walked on a leash twice a day, and a flea bath as needed - but I intend to be treated better than that.
        Well, you know where equal rights for Minorities gets us?

        By giving Blacks and Women the right to drive Cars killed millions of innocent people.
        By preventing Women and Blacks from Driving Car's the Road death Toll would reduce by more than 50%!

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



        Comment

        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #19
          Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          Well, you know where equal rights for Minorities gets us?

          By giving Blacks and Women the right to drive Cars killed millions of innocent people.
          By preventing Women and Blacks from Driving Car's the Road death Toll would reduce by more than 50%!

          According to that logic, preventing men and white people from driving would reduce the death toll even more. And elimintaing automobiles would completely reduce vehicular fatalities to 0.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

          Comment

          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

            I sometimes feel ashamed to be a Female.
            Women cause so much Genocide in the World.

            I mean, how many Women a year have an abortion compared to the number of Men?

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



            Comment

            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #21
              Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              I sometimes feel ashamed to be a Female.
              Women cause so much Genocide in the World.

              I mean, how many Women a year have an abortion compared to the number of Men?

              How many men get pregnant?

              Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

              Comment

              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2026
                • 15118

                #22
                Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
                Oh! I never realised a "Johnson" was used to perform an Abortion.
                I always wondered about that

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



                Comment

                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

                  Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                  How many men get pregnant?

                  Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
                  Here we go again. The same old tired song. Every single anti-Male militant feminazi sounds like a broken record: blame the men for female inadequacies and idiotic mistakes.

                  Remember, God promises you redemption ONLY through childbirth, not child murder.

                  1 Timothy 2:11-15
                  Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                  Comment

                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                    How many men get pregnant?

                    Perhaps you should ask how many abortions could be prevented if men kept their johnsons inside their jockeys.
                    Friend, mass sodomy is never the answer, but especially not when performed on horse-riding midgets! You sicken me, you really do.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                    Comment

                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #25
                      Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Oh! I never realised a "Johnson" was used to perform an Abortion.
                      I always wondered about that
                      No dear. Johnson is a euphemism for p*nis, which I used since TC's have such a problem with accurate anatomical nomenclature.
                      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-17-2007, 03:58 AM. Reason: profanity edited
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                      Comment

                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #26
                        Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Here we go again. The same old tired song. Every single anti-Male militant feminazi sounds like a broken record: blame the men for female inadequacies and idiotic mistakes.

                        Remember, God promises you redemption ONLY through childbirth, not child murder.

                        1 Timothy 2:11-15
                        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

                        The fact remains that the man has just as much part in conception as the woman. If he keeps his fly zipped, no pregnancy. No pregnancy, no need for an abortion.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                        Comment

                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: Questions for the smaller brand of 'true christians'

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Friend, mass sodomy is never the answer, but especially not when performed on horse-riding midgets! You sicken me, you really do.

                          Jockey SHORTS, goober - men's underwear.
                          In other words, keep his privates in his pants.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

                          Comment

                          Working...