punishment?

[Luckyme]

I'm not convinced that this forum is legit...it seems you might all be having a good joke...but I do have a question.

I was reading one of the threads about punishment...and I just have to ask...is is DD that you are all referring to?

I ask that because I was actually googling "wife spanking"...and that's how I found this site. SOOOO, I can only assume that while you all may have your faith, that this is mroe of a fetish site? Someone shed some light for me please?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: punishment?

Fetish Site ??


EGAD!


Goodness, you will burn in Hell (longer) for that insinuation.

[Nobar King]

Re: punishment?

...and I just have to ask...is is DD that you are all referring to?

Stop stuttering, boy, what's your problem?

[Luckyme]

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LOL I doubt that I will burn longer (as I'm pretty sure Satan doesn't have time slots and such for sinners)

However, you have to understand my concern...I was looking for wife spanking (punishment) when I ran across you all. I am intrigued by everyone's thought process...a little frightened (only because pie seems to be so relevant in picking a spouse)

however, I cannot decide if you are all legit. While I read the whole novel about how you say you are legitimate, and all the reasons why..I cant figure out why there is a trade mark next to true Christian...and I also am having issues uncovering what exactly a "True Christian" is.

My Husband and I do lead a relatively traditional lifestyle...as he is my Head, etc....but even to us this seems a bit extreme..

I was just hoping for some facts....or at least some information.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. (Galatians 5:16-17)





But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed. Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. (James 1:14-15)

We are True Christians. We have no lust or fetishes. Discipline is just necessary to keep woman, weak creatures prone to sin and temptation, in line. You, on the other hand, will be eternally damned for lusting after the fetish of wife spanking. Have fun burning in Hell!

[Luckyme]

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Jacob,
While I appreciate the scriptures and your concern with my position of my eternal soul...I have to be honest here....googling wife spanking for disciplinary purposes hardly suggests that I am lusting after something more deviant.

Secondly, sir, you would think that by knowing that I am a woman and searching for effective disciplinary tools for my Husband....would you not only be condoning but supportive as well

[Levi Jones]

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I was just hoping for some facts....or at least some information.

You certainly seem to have the right attitude to becoming a True Christian™ woman.

You like to bake pies for your man. You don't mind a good hard over the knee spanking. Like my wife, you probably feel neglected if there aren't hand prints on your rump.

It's okay. We understand. You are a naughty, sinful and lustful harlot who needs to be forcibly made to pray every night on your knees.

Your Daddy in Christ knows what you need. Now, won't you accept Him into your heart?

[Luckyme]

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This has to be a joke...a very thought out intricate joke...

sex only for procreation...

skittles is a gay candy?

I try to be open to everyone's views....most of this has just made me laugh...Ive yet to be offended...but it has definitely been comic relief for me. I absolutely love it here

[Luckyme]

Re: punishment?

You certainly seem to have the right attitude to becoming a True Christian™ woman.

You like to bake pies for your man. You don't mind a good hard over the knee spanking. Like my wife, you probably feel neglected if there aren't hand prints on your rump.

It's okay. We understand. You are a naughty, sinful and lustful harlot who needs to be forcibly made to pray every night on your knees.

Your Daddy in Christ knows what you need. Now, won't you accept Him into your heart?

Levi,

You have answered all of my questions! and yes, it sounds like I'm just like your wife. I dont make a lot of pie...as my husband is not fond of crusts...but I am the queen of cookies and candies. Hopefully that doesn't knock me out of the running

How weird is it that I cant post for another 74 seconds??

so I guess Ill just keep on typing?

I already have a Daddy .... it's my Fathers love that I am most interested in

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: punishment?

This has to be a joke...a very thought out intricate joke...

sex only for procreation...

skittles is a gay candy?

I try to be open to everyone's views....most of this has just made me laugh...Ive yet to be offended...but it has definitely been comic relief for me. I absolutely love it here

Having sex without intent to procreate would only be done if the partners are lusting for each other. Having lust is a sin. Therefore, having sex without intent to procreate is a sin.

Skittles are the color of gays, and their round shape promotes sodomy and homersexicality. (What else is round? That's right, the man's t*sticles) They have a fruity flavor. Fruit is a slang term for gay. There's 3 connections. If candies could have a sexuality, Skittles would most DEFINATELY be homersexical.

God is nothing to laugh about. You should be ashamed. You need to accept Jesus into your heart and stop your sinful ways at once if you expect to be Saved!

[Luckyme]

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Having sex without intent to procreate would only be done if the partners are lusting for each other. Having lust is a sin. Therefore, having sex without intent to procreate is a sin.

Skittles are the color of gays, and their round shape promotes sodomy and homersexicality. (What else is round? That's right, the man's t*sticles) They have a fruity flavor. Fruit is a slang term for gay. There's 3 connections. If candies could have a sexuality, Skittles would most DEFINATELY be homersexical.

God is nothing to laugh about. You should be ashamed. You need to accept Jesus into your heart and stop your sinful ways at once if you expect to be Saved!

Well, m&m's are also brightly colored..some even brown (and round) so are those then racist gay candies?

I think you all are just wonderful! It's refreshing to see people who carry on (what I'm sure the be normal lives) and have so much fun on a forum.

....brings up another question I have??

How can sex without procreation be considered a sin (in marriage) when in matter of factly states that the anything in the marriage bed is pure? More than that it states that wives and husbands are to make themselves available for pleasure at any time unless they are either fasting or quite ill.

[Levi Jones]

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Levi,

Hopefully that doesn't knock me out of the running

Not at all. We tend to prefer pie around here, but I sure do love me some cookies and candy too.

I already have a Daddy .... it's my Fathers love that I am most interested in

I see. Wait, no I don't. Your Father. Your Heavenly Father or are you looking for some sort of Malachi 2:3 kind of kink?

[Luckyme]

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lol I have a Dad.. (and a Daddy) ..thats what I call my Husband silly

but of course first and foremost I am seeking my Creator, my Father's love Which I am so lucky to have because I have been washed in the blood

...I make a mean chocolate truffle! I'm thrilled because it's about the time of year when I can start showering my Husband with chocolates

[Levi Jones]

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lol I have a Dad.. (and a Daddy) ..thats what I call my Husband silly

I got that much.

but of course first and foremost I am seeking my Creator, my Father's love Which I am so lucky to have because I have been washed in the blood

...I make a mean chocolate truffle! I'm thrilled because it's about the time of year when I can start showering my Husband with chocolates

Ah, you are seeking your Creator and like minded Christians. I see. You showering your husband with chocolates, is that a Malachi 2:3 kind of thing?

[Luckyme]

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no no no...no poo poo of any kind for any reason. you're silly