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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930
    #1

    Godly Gayle Haggard speaks out on Fox News Mike Huckabee.

    Brother Ted, I know you are a reader of our forum. Your PR people are decent, but you should hire my firm to handle you.
    Landover's reach and power could have you rocket straight to the top.
    I'm pretty sure you agree with us, anyway.

    Now, here's your wife admitting that you like to do the meth and pound sweaty man ass.




    It's good to hear you're all better now. I'm sure you'll be back on the GOP lemonparty speaking tour in no time.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
    Tags: fox news, gayle haggard, mike huckabee, ted haggard, ted haggard fag, ted haggard landover fan
    • Godfly
      Descended from Rapes
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1552
      #2
      Re: Godly Gayle Haggard speaks out on Fox News Mike Huckabee.

      We all owe Brother Ted a debt of graditude for proving once and for all, that homosexuallity is a choice. Because Ted was brave enough to get down on his knees and take one for the team, then stand up, wash his face, and embrace Christian values once again, homers all over the world will see that they can do it too.
      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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