World of WarCraft now targeting infants!

[Paul Jeffery]

If you were thinking it's safe to walk your children through the toy aisles at Target, think again. Coming soon to toy departments everywhere: plush toys in the likenesses of satan's minions.

These horrific, evil-infused toys will come with a code (for an "in-game pet") that will now encourage even the youngest of God's children to partake in the the hypnotic web of deceit and depravity that is World of WarCraft.


In the end, the demonically-inspired "Blizzard" will get theirs.

Deuteronomy 27:15 (King James Version)


15Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.


I just thought you should know.

[Inverse]

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How is this a threat? activison-blizzard specifically has controls to disable accounts or to limit the time your kid can go on for. If you do not want your children to access to this game then simply say no if they want to purchase it. If you are not monitoring what your kids are doing in their free time then that parent is a horrible parent.

[Paul Jeffery]

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How is this a threat? activison-blizzard specifically has controls to disable accounts or to limit the time your kid can go on for. If you do not want your children to access to this game then simply say no if they want to purchase it. If you are not monitoring what your kids are doing in their free time then that parent is a horrible parent.

Wow! Thanks for the parenting tips Inverse! Dr. Phil's got nothing on you!

The plush toys will soon be in toy stores, Happy Meals, depicted on the fronts of cereal boxes and eventually on Saturday morning cartoons as Blizzard seeks to begin the hypnotic indoctrination of younger and younger children. This business philosophy isn't new. Lowe's and The Home Depot started Saturday morning projects for children (making birdhouses and other assorted crafts with hammers and nails) years ago. Do you think they do it because they love children? Altruism was the furthest thing from their minds. They know that their futures depend on children growing up loyal to their companies. How about "Joe Camel"? Cute butt-sucking cartoon character created to amuse kids? Then why has the "Joe Camel" likeness been banned from billboards? It's a business tactic that works and the creation and introduction of "WoW" plush toys into the marketplace is obviously a calculated process by which Blizzard can begin to build brand awareness and eventual demand for their diabolical games. And we've all seen the results of addiction to games such as this one. Perhaps you are a shining example. Do you also worship Blizzard? or the various "gods" that are routinely mentioned in "WoW"? Who, pray tell, is Elune?

Deuteronomy 32:16-18 (King James Version)


16They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations provoked they him to anger.
17They sacrificed unto devils, not to God; to gods whom they knew not, to new gods that came newly up, whom your fathers feared not.
18Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful, and hast forgotten God that formed thee.

[Inverse]

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Wow! Thanks for the parenting tips Inverse! Dr. Phil's got nothing on you!

The plush toys will soon be in toy stores, Happy Meals, depicted on the fronts of cereal boxes and eventually on Saturday morning cartoons as Blizzard seeks to begin the hypnotic indoctrination of younger and younger children. This business philosophy isn't new. Lowe's and The Home Depot started Saturday morning projects for children (making birdhouses and other assorted crafts with hammers and nails) years ago. Do you think they do it because they love children? Altruism was the furthest thing from their minds. They know that their futures depend on children growing up loyal to their companies. How about "Joe Camel"? Cute butt-sucking cartoon character created to amuse kids? Then why has the "Joe Camel" likeness been banned from billboards? It's a business tactic that works and the creation and introduction of "WoW" plush toys into the marketplace is obviously a calculated process by which Blizzard can begin to build brand awareness and eventual demand for their diabolical games. And we've all seen the results of addiction to games such as this one. Perhaps you are a shining example. Do you also worship Blizzard? or the various "gods" that are routinely mentioned in "WoW"? Who, pray tell, is Elune?

Deuteronomy 32:16-18 (King James Version)


16They provoked him to jealousy with strange gods, with abominations provoked they him to anger.
17They sacrificed unto devils, not to God; to gods whom they knew not, to new gods that came newly up, whom your fathers feared not.
18Of the Rock that begat thee thou art unmindful, and hast forgotten God that formed thee.

So because i think parents should monitor their kid's habits to protect them I am now a "elune" worshiping heathen. Is what your saying.

[Paul Jeffery]

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So because i think parents should monitor their kid's habits to protect them I am now a "elune" worshiping heathen. Is what your saying.

I'm not discounting the value of the word 'parent' as a verb and that has little to do with the point of my original post. I observed that Blizzard has undertaken an indoctrination initiative by introducing hideous plush toys. In a perfect world, parents 'parent'. But Blizzard and their ilk know perfectly well that there is no shortage of parents who sadly do not 'parent'. It is the children who are the victims of neglect that are targeted as well as those who will grow into independent, earning and spending adults who, having been subliminally influenced through subtle cues, will become "Elune"-worshiping heathens like you.

[Inverse]

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I'm not discounting the value of the word 'parent' as a verb and that has little to do with the point of my original post. I observed that Blizzard has undertaken an indoctrination initiative by introducing hideous plush toys. In a perfect world, parents 'parent'. But Blizzard and their ilk know perfectly well that there is no shortage of parents who sadly do not 'parent'. It is the children who are the victims of neglect that are targeted as well as those who will grow into independent, earning and spending adults who, having been subliminally influenced through subtle cues, will become "Elune"-worshiping heathens like you.

So my original point stands, I fail to understand how this is a problem if these people are not playing world of Warcraft they will instead spend their time and money on other similar things

[Paul Jeffery]

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[QUOTE=Inverse;471611]

So my original point stands, I fail to understand how this is a problem if these people are not playing world of Warcraft they will instead spend their time and money on other similar things

The apparently-not-obvious-to-you-and-you-alone point I was trying to made was that the creation of demonic plush toys by Blizzard needs to be known to Christian parents. My original post simply warned of the danger that parents might be aware of it and act - as parents who 'parent' would - to protect their children from this new attempt to corrupt the minds of the innocent. This topic was not trotted out as a topic for debate. Nor is this a debate forum. You've made your defense of online gaming clear and I hope you accept Jesus before you find yourself scrambling to do so, in which case it will be too late. Unlike life in WoW, you cannot, in the real world, resurrect in a graveyard and run back to where your body awaits you to reanimate it. No, instead satan eagerly awaits introducing you to the pleasures of being sodomized by him for the rest of time.

[Inverse]

Re: World of WarCraft now targeting infants!

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The apparently-not-obvious-to-you-and-you-alone point I was trying to made was that the creation of demonic plush toys by Blizzard needs to be known to Christian parents. My original post simply warned of the danger that parents might be aware of it and act - as parents who 'parent' would - to protect their children from this new attempt to corrupt the minds of the innocent. This topic was not trotted out as a topic for debate. Nor is this a debate forum. You've made your defense of online gaming clear and I hope you accept Jesus before you find yourself scrambling to do so, in which case it will be too late. Unlike life in WoW, you cannot, in the real world, resurrect in a graveyard and run back to where your body awaits you to reanimate it. No, instead satan eagerly awaits introducing you to the pleasures of being sodomized by him for the rest of time.

You seem to know a lot more about the game then i do. ALSO my point was that your dousing the outer flames when you need to attack the inner core of this whole thing, bad parenting and lack of morals in kids. The only games I play online is mahjong and chess.

[Paul Jeffery]

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[QUOTE=Inverse;471618]

You seem to know a lot more about the game then i do. ALSO my point was that your dousing the outer flames when you need to attack the inner core of this whole thing, bad parenting and lack of morals in kids. The only games I play online is mahjong and chess.

Then what is your problem with me warning parents when a potential threat has been observed? Why are you working so hard to diminish the importance of such assistance offered to parents in the spirit of Jesus' love and grace? Come to think of it, why DO you hate Jesus?

[chi49dcj]

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[QUOTE=Paul Jeffery;471619]

Come to think of it, why DO you hate Jesus?

Inverse, please answer the question that Brother Paul has asked. We are here to help you find Salvation with our dear loving Lord.

[Paul Jeffery]

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[QUOTE=chi49dcj;471631]

Inverse, please answer the question that Brother Paul has asked. We are here to help you find Salvation with our dear loving Lord.

I didn't see you in church yesterday, ChiChi.

[chi49dcj]

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How ironic Brother Paul, I could not find you either. Where were you sitting? My wife and I truely enjoyed your church, thank you for all you have done. Maybe next Sunday we should meet up before Church starts, so that we can sit together.

[Paul Jeffery]

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How ironic Brother Paul, I could not find you either. Where were you sitting? My wife and I truely enjoyed your church, thank you for all you have done. Maybe next Sunday we should meet up before Church starts, so that we can sit together.

I was the greeter handing out the bulletins to people entering the church through the only door into or out of the sanctuary. Your disguise was highly effective because a man as unfortunately pigmented as you are would have been noticed at our church. Of that I am quite confident. I was also one of the two ushers passing the baskets around and later opening tithing envelopes for the deposit. Your tithe must gave been in cash, huh? There were a couple of tens in the basket. I saw the teenager who dropped one of them in the basket, but didn't actually see where the other one came from.

[SisterJackrabbit]

Re: World of WarCraft now targeting infants!

If you were thinking it's safe to walk your children through the toy aisles at Target, think again. Coming soon to toy departments everywhere: plush toys in the likenesses of satan's minions.

These horrific, evil-infused toys will come with a code (for an "in-game pet") that will now encourage even the youngest of God's children to partake in the the hypnotic web of deceit and depravity that is World of WarCraft.


In the end, the demonically-inspired "Blizzard" will get theirs.

Deuteronomy 27:15 (King James Version)


15Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.


I just thought you should know.

I play world of warcraft.
I play a HUMAN PALADIN, they have a BIG church that is OBVIOUSLY Christian.
I do enjoy when my hammer comes down unto the skulls of demons I most certainly do.
Blizz isn't targeting children with these new vanity pet/plush toy combos. Plushies (Plural of plush toys) are collectors items in the nerd world.
Personally I'd be more worried about my future children playing with those Harlot Bratz dolls.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: World of WarCraft now targeting infants!

I play world of warcraft.
I play a HUMAN PALADIN, they have a BIG church that is OBVIOUSLY Christian.
I do enjoy when my hammer comes down unto the skulls of demons I most certainly do.
Blizz isn't targeting children with these new vanity pet/plush toy combos. Plushies (Plural of plush toys) are collectors items in the nerd world.
Personally I'd be more worried about my future children playing with those Harlot Bratz dolls.

Jesus cries when He thinks about you playing a game that trivializes death as something from which one can just bounce right back or "respawn" as the WoW people like to say. Is it true that when your character gets "killed" that the death is only temporary, that your soul reappears in a graveyard and can run to and reanimate your body? Well life isn't like that Silly Rabbit. The only One who could die temporarily was Jesus and He did it for your sins. And how do you thank Him? By playing a demonic game like WoW instead of reading your 1611 King James Bible. Why do you spit on Jesus like that, Rabbit?