[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I left last night

Brother Hutchins, I think I love you. If I ever find myself a widow I shall surely seek to become your humble and servile bride.

Can you please only say things like that in private? This is a family forum!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I left last night

Brother Hutchins, I think I love you. If I ever find myself a widow I shall surely seek to become your humble and servile bride. Never have I met such a Godly man. Pretend men are everywhere, Christian men are few.

Forgive me for being so forward. I will ask my husband to discipline me, though I won't tell him exactly why. That should make the discipline especially severe, as I deserve.

Very kind words, thank you sister but (LOL) you have to get in line!. Mistress Cookie has first dibs if my current wife disappears.

You should not ask your husband for his attentions. Interrupting him is rude. Instead, simply kneel before him, ready to accept what ever he proffers.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: I left last night

As a mere woman, many things confuse you. That is one of the reasons there are men, to be around to figure things out and give you direction. Your first mistake is trying to come up with your own ideas, doing what you want. It is not all about you. It is about your Husband and your Sons.
When training a dog, if they fail to follow a command, they get corrected. They have nearly no minds and cannot ever understand. But they learn to not do the wrong thing. Take away all the wrong things and you are left with only the right things.
You need to do what your Husband says, do not question Him. Be glad He shows interest in you. Again, if He did not care, He would not spend the time on you. I am sure it pains Him more than it pains you to correct you. You need to see how you make Him suffer for your selfishness.


YIC
JH

Brother Hutchins, I think I love you. If I ever find myself a widow I shall surely seek to become your humble and servile bride. Never have I met such a Godly man. Pretend men are everywhere, Christian men are few.

Forgive me for being so forward. I will ask my husband to discipline me, though I won't tell him exactly why. That should make the discipline especially severe, as I deserve.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Help - my husband beat me up - what can I do?

total lack of self-restraint, especially in sexual behavior; uncontrolled sexual advances

What was it that you found him doing?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I left last night

Except he's correcting me for things that I don't understand, or have no control over it. Going on dog training, you teach the dog something and only correct after they fully understand what you ask. What's the use of correcting someone/thing if they don't understand what they're being corrected for?
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As a mere woman, many things confuse you. That is one of the reasons there are men, to be around to figure things out and give you direction. Your first mistake is trying to come up with your own ideas, doing what you want. It is not all about you. It is about your Husband and your Sons.
When training a dog, if they fail to follow a command, they get corrected. They have nearly no minds and cannot ever understand. But they learn to not do the wrong thing. Take away all the wrong things and you are left with only the right things.
You need to do what your Husband says, do not question Him. Be glad He shows interest in you. Again, if He did not care, He would not spend the time on you. I am sure it pains Him more than it pains you to correct you. You need to see how you make Him suffer for your selfishness.


YIC
JH

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I left last night

I stil say, the orginal poster needs to apologize to her husband for misbehaving.

Men do not correct women without a good reason. If he did not care, he would not spend the time on her. Simple stuff, even a female should be able to understand the basics of following rules/rewards.

Except he's correcting me for things that I don't understand, or have no control over it. Going on dog training, you teach the dog something and only correct after they fully understand what you ask. What's the use of correcting someone/thing if they don't understand what they're being corrected for?

Yes! Finally somebody just comes out and says what needs saying! Thank you Brother Hutchins!

Now, listen, Sister, bring his children back to your man and beg for his forgiveness!! What kind of woman puts her husband through this trauma?

It is the work of the devil. He is the man and you are to submit to him. There are no ifs, ands, or buts.

Mind your place woman, as all Godly women do.

He's not at home right now, he's on the road. I made sure the cats had lots of food when I was over there yesterday, the dogs are at a friends, and we're crammed into this little apartment with my brother.

Why do I feel like the world is against me, if I leave I'll be in abject poverty, if I stay, nothing will change. These drugs sure make me tired.

Any of these fit him?

Demonic Possession

1. filthy, uncontrolled swearing without provocation, even toward total strangers No
2. total incapability of submitting to anyone or anything but demonic authority No
3. irrevernt, vile, lewd comments about members of the Godhead; comments attributing gross sexual immorality to Jesus Never
4. sustained supernatural strength or intelligence beyond that which might come from adrenaline or some other physiological source Well he's probably one of the most intelligent people I know, but it doesn't strike me as supernatural.
5. irrationality to the degree that even the simplest spiritual truths are beyond comprehension No, although he keeps a lot of it to himself.
6. intense, highly disturbed reaction to the mentions of Jesus' blood shed on the cross for man's sin and Jesus' name No
7. possession of supernatural, occultic powers (ability to foretell future events, to levitate tables or other objects, or to travel outside the body (astral projection) Definitely not.
8. wild, unnatural facial contortions (no not like Jim Carrey) No
9. presence of two or more distinguishable, coherent personalities, personalities capable of expressing themselves simultaneously (may include emergence of strange voices, dual or multiple voices and/or unnatural conversations) Not unless both of them are quiet and reserved.
10. unexplainable,, uncontrollable terror especially in the presence of Christians whose faith is strong (this terror arises either from the demon's fear of being cast out or from the possessed person's fear upon being cruelly threatened by the demon(s)). This would describe me more than him. Loud, large, overbearing women tend to scare me.
11. extreme violent, reckless behavior (throwing knives, playing with poisonous snakes, etc.) Wouldn't this make him a Pentecostal? Okay, bad joke, but no.
12. severe, persistent depression, despondency and/or temptations to commit suicide Again, more me than him.
13. total lack of self-restraint, especially in sexual behavior; uncontrolled sexual advances The exact opposite, well with me anyway.
14. extreme disregard for physical appearance and/or physical well-being No, he's very well groomed.
15. intense loneliness, even in the midst of warm, compassionate fellowship Again, more me than him.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I left last night

How could I tell? How do I know he doesn't just have anger issues?

Any of these fit him?

Demonic Possession

1. filthy, uncontrolled swearing without provocation, even toward total strangers
2. total incapability of submitting to anyone or anything but demonic authority
3. irrevernt, vile, lewd comments about members of the Godhead; comments attributing gross sexual immorality to Jesus
4. sustained supernatural strength or intelligence beyond that which might come from adrenaline or some other physiological source
5. irrationality to the degree that even the simplest spiritual truths are beyond comprehension
6. intense, highly disturbed reaction to the mentions of Jesus' blood shed on the cross for man's sin and Jesus' name
7. possession of supernatural, occultic powers (ability to foretell future events, to levitate tables or other objects, or to travel outside the body (astral projection)
8. wild, unnatural facial contortions (no not like Jim Carrey)
9. presence of two or more distinguishable, coherent personalities, personalities capable of expressing themselves simultaneously (may include emergence of strange voices, dual or multiple voices and/or unnatural conversations)
10. unexplainable,, uncontrollable terror especially in the presence of Christians whose faith is strong (this terror arises either from the demon's fear of being cast out or from the possessed person's fear upon being cruelly threatened by the demon(s)).
11. extreme violent, reckless behavior (throwing knives, playing with poisonous snakes, etc.)
12. severe, persistent depression, despondency and/or temptations to commit suicide
13. total lack of self-restraint, especially in sexual behavior; uncontrolled sexual advances
14. extreme disregard for physical appearance and/or physical well-being
15. intense loneliness, even in the midst of warm, compassionate fellowship

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help - my husband beat me up - what can I do?

BelieverInGod I think that True Disciple is on to something. Your husband could be possessed by demons. Sometimes those who are possessed do strange things like fall down a well, I have even heard of them shooting themselves in the back. Maybe you should have him checked out before HE does something to harm himself.

This is an excellent point, Brother James. Possessed people are known to do all sorts of things to inflict harm upon themselves. Reminds me of a man in North Salem.

Joe had a reputation as a flirt. All the ladies liked him, he was so friendly and handsome. Turns out he was actually attempting to seduce the wives of other men!

He was immediately thrown out of my congregation and his name removed from the rolls, but in his sex-demon-possessed state, he continued pestering the ladies.

One night, in a self-destructive rage after leaving a cheap motel, he cut his own brake lines before driving. No more Joe.

Ah, it was a beautiful funeral.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: I left last night

I stil say, the orginal poster needs to apologize to her husband for misbehaving.

Men do not correct women without a good reason. If he did not care, he would not spend the time on her. Simple stuff, even a female should be able to understand the basics of following rules/rewards.

Yes! Finally somebody just comes out and says what needs saying! Thank you Brother Hutchins!

Now, listen, Sister, bring his children back to your man and beg for his forgiveness!! What kind of woman puts her husband through this trauma?

It is the work of the devil. He is the man and you are to submit to him. There are no ifs, ands, or buts.

Mind your place woman, as all Godly women do.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I left last night

I stil say, the orginal poster needs to apologize to her husband for misbehaving.

Men do not correct women without a good reason. If he did not care, he would not spend the time on her. Simple stuff, even a female should be able to understand the basics of following rules/rewards.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I left last night

@ Sister Rogers, thank you for your concern. I'm still not sure what to do. I have no way to contact him right now, and he hasn't called me.

I understand that. Does your father have a younger brother or do you yourself have a brother who can "talk" to your husband on your behalf? Someone has to explain to your husband that he is misbehaving.

My father is the last survivor of his siblings, and my brothers are definitly not what you would call True Christians. They're both telling me to divorce the (deleted) and go on with my life.

This counselor, is she a True Christian™? Otherwise, she might well direct you towards Hell. After all, you are not allowed to leave him, according to 1 Cor. 7:13. Why did she give you this unbiblical advice? I'm convinced Jesus wants you to go back to him right now.

Thank you for your concern Brother. I went to the doctor today and he gave me some adivan(sp?) I took one, so right now I'm having a little trouble fully comprehending everything you wrote. I'll have to look it over later.

No the counsellor is not a True Christian(TM), she works for a group that deals with abused women. I'm starting to think she is right, that he is abusive and that it will never stop. I don't know, I'm not thinking too clearly right now.

BelieverInGod I think that True Disciple is on to something. Your husband could be possessed by demons. Sometimes those who are possessed do strange things like fall down a well, I have even heard of them shooting themselves in the back. Maybe you should have him checked out before HE does something to harm himself.

How could I tell? How do I know he doesn't just have anger issues?

Friends friends friends!

Aren't we jumping to conclusions here?

Apart from demons: is it possible your husband may have a small affliction on his TW, and he was just looking up pictures on a medical site to compare them to his own, ehm, equipment? Maybe he is wounded in the stones?

You know how women jump to conclusions sometimes, don't you?



Well, see... do you often have headaches? Female headaches can enrage a man to the point of no control - in which case he DOES become an easy target for TW demons.

Also, did you consider the possibility that in your fights, HE may have hurt himself as well?

A lonely man. Hurt. Perhaps suffering from priapic demons. His children taken away from him. And perhaps worst of all, a defunct hard drive.

Well it seemed to be working fine when I walked in. and it was definitely not tw's that he was looking at.

[Nutella88]

Re: Help - my husband beat me up - what can I do?

I've heard of a few Brothers who got the AIDS and other sexshually transmitted diseases from talking to gays on the phone or on the computer!

Impossible!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help - my husband beat me up - what can I do?

Sister B.I.G. -

I'm devastated to hear that your husband is a God-despising, lust-crazed pervert. When I met him during my last visit to Freehold, he seemed so normal! He asked many questions about my truck stop ministry, and was eager to give it a try himself on his travels. He wanted to know all about the truck and rest stops where I find the most men in need of ministry, and seemed especially interested in servicing inner-city black men with the Love of Jesus.

I had such hope for him, that he could become a powerful Man of God one day. I even offered to travel with him one week next month, to show him the ropes!

The good news for you, Sister, is that widows are permitted to remarry. And perverts tend to get themselves into dangerous situations involving "gangbangers" and "thugs". I know, I've seen many of these "gangbangers" at the various truck stops.

I'm sure your husband, being overwhelmed with lustful urges, will get himself into a dark-alley situation soon enough. Who knows, perhaps he'll be hitting that rest area just south of Des Moines tonight. It's a hotbed of lunacy and vile perversion, let me tell you, and very popular with the "gangbanger" types!

Bobby-Joe, you know the one I mean. I warned you about it once. Bad things happen there.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Help - my husband beat me up - what can I do?

Friends friends friends!

Aren't we jumping to conclusions here?

Apart from demons: is it possible your husband may have a small affliction on his TW, and he was just looking up pictures on a medical site to compare them to his own, ehm, equipment? Maybe he is wounded in the stones?

You know how women jump to conclusions sometimes, don't you?

I've got such a headache right now, I don't know what to do. I'm so lost, why would Jesus let him beat me?

Well, see... do you often have headaches? Female headaches can enrage a man to the point of no control - in which case he DOES become an easy target for TW demons.

Also, did you consider the possibility that in your fights, HE may have hurt himself as well?

A lonely man. Hurt. Perhaps suffering from priapic demons. His children taken away from him. And perhaps worst of all, a defunct hard drive.

Have you no heart?

I'm sure you have, so you KNOW what the right thing to do is.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Help - my husband beat me up - what can I do?

I hope you don't ever "lay down" with him again Sister. He could have siffilis or the AIDS from the skanky chat girl! Also, if you caught him once, it probably means he's done it several times.

I've heard of a few Brothers who got the AIDS and other sexshually transmitted diseases from talking to gays on the phone or on the computer!

I am always very careful to put a sandwich bag or plastic wrap over my phone receiver when I am making or receiving calls from people I don't know. I also wrap my keyboard in plastic wrap that I have sprayed with Lysol everyday because you never know who is on these forums and what they might have!