Save my Children

[Dwayne DeKalb]

I’m sorry I haven’t gotten back to you sooner, but I just got out of jail and things could be better for me.
I just got out of jail and the state took my kids and I can’t get them back. I’m so afraid some queers or other such libral trash is going to get them. I don’t know what to do. It is really unfair. Yes, to be sure Iwas absent while serving my time in jail, but the kids know how to do their chores and where the food is. Little del has been to a Landover Camp ™ and he knows how to handle a gun. So does his older brother. They were never in any danger of starving to death.

I beseech you good people from to intervinve and adopy my children as foster carers so that they don’t go to Hell. I have worked so hard under so much adversity to raise them right.
Please, do whay you can to keep them out of lesbians and gays. Don’t let my little ones think that it’s ok to have two dads or moms! Please help me. I can’t sleep at night thinking my young ones aren’t reading the Bible every day because they are in a state sponsered building where people aren’t allowed to think about Jesus and God.

I cry myself to sleep thinking about what has happened, but I awkae smiling knowing the Lord has a plan. I am but a little ant in the field to question his almightness,

I was put in jail by the facist left wing government that controls the USA. Yes, Hitler, Staklin, Chairmin Mow, all left wingers and still in control of the world!

Well anyway, I must confess some guilt. I did return to the bottle. I went to the lamplighters blounge and I had quite a few. It was the fault of a queer. I could tell he was queer because he was drinking winesprinklers. No real man drinks them. I hunored him and wanted to know more about this terror cell, so i tried to keep up. But he must have sleeped me a mickey because I soon lost comtrol.

But God stayed with me. I started to feel sleepy, but then the word flowed through me and I fely inspired. I began to testify. Yes, I testified before the entire bar. I let them feel the power of God and what he could do. I testified for a half an hour and then the next thing i knew I was out on the the street. The threw me out.

Well, I got in my Ford F-150 and headed home and got my Bible. I returned to the bar and I began reading Leviticus in a Lordly tone of voice. I didn’t let up until dragged away by the left wing facist atheist conspiracy that rules the USA. These are the same peole who have the soles ofg my dear children in their hands. Please help me and be foster parents to my children. Send me a pm or to any senior Pastor for information and také my children into a God fearing home until I get on my feet again.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Save my Children

Looks to me like you're still drinking. Did you sign any papers when they took your kids? If not you need to give power of attorney to the church ASAP!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Save my Children

I’m sorry I haven’t gotten back to you sooner, but I just got out of jail and things could be better for me.

Don't apologize, I didn't even notice you were missing. Why were you in jail? Did you not pay your Jew lawyer enough money? Did you meet Mr. Hovind in there?

I just got out of jail and the state took my kids and I can’t get them back. I’m so afraid some queers or other such libral trash is going to get them.

Well if the "man" took your kids, then you might want to get on that immediately Most likely they are in a brainwashing concentration camp (a/k/a "public school") and your time is running out. As Brother Mayfield suggested, turning power of attorney over to God (via Landover Baptist) and we'll see what we can do.... We have agents deep within the government that just may allow us to save(tm) your children. Whether you'll see them again is another matter entirely...

I don’t know what to do.

Turn the matter over to Jesus -- if He can't do anything, no one can.

It is really unfair. Yes, to be sure Iwas absent while serving my time in jail, but the kids know how to do their chores and where the food is. Little del has been to a Landover Camp ™ and he knows how to handle a gun. So does his older brother. They were never in any danger of starving to death.

Well this just smacks of oppression and persecution. If your children had firearms in the house, then the government had no right to come and get them -- they had a souce of protection, food and security that very few children have today. Tell me, how did the US Marshalls get in to take them if they were so well-stocked? Were you making payments on the ammunition?

I beseech you good people from to intervinve and adopy my children as foster carers so that they don’t go to Hell. I have worked so hard under so much adversity to raise them right.

Well I can see that you have strived to bring your children up in a Godly manner, by sending them to Godly Camp(tm) and teaching them shoot and such. However, since you were in prison and were likely someone's anal-buddy, then you're probably a homer now and I don't think we can allow your children back We might be able to set up visitation rights though, if your tithing status were cleaned up....

Please, do whay you can to keep them out of lesbians and gays.

Well, actually, we will do our best to keep the lesbeans and gays out of them....

Don’t let my little ones think that it’s ok to have two dads or moms! Please help me. I can’t sleep at night thinking my young ones aren’t reading the Bible every day because they are in a state sponsered building where people aren’t allowed to think about Jesus and God.

Trust me, this scares us just as much as you. We will do our best to track down these little ones and return them to God. What they've learned is nothing we can't unlearn with a 6-month wilderness expedition with a Bible and a gun

I cry myself to sleep thinking about what has happened, but I awkae smiling knowing the Lord has a plan. I am but a little ant in the field to question his almightness,

Crying is for fags.

I was put in jail by the facist left wing government that controls the USA. Yes, Hitler, Staklin, Chairmin Mow, all left wingers and still in control of the world!

You are correct sir -- the Illuminati (aka Democrats) are taking over the world. It is up to us as the last remaining Christians before the Rapture to save as many as we can!

Well anyway, I must confess some guilt.

Well obviously you didn't love Jesus enough to keep you out of jail, like Scooter Libby.

I did return to the bottle. I went to the lamplighters blounge and I had quite a few. It was the fault of a queer. I could tell he was queer because he was drinking winesprinklers. No real man drinks them. I hunored him and wanted to know more about this terror cell, so i tried to keep up. But he must have sleeped me a mickey because I soon lost comtrol.

You'd best leave the homer-detection work to an expert like Pastor Zeke or myself. We've spent a great deal of time working with their kind and know the ins and outs of their movement. It is very easy to succumb to their sultry glances and soft touches -- it takes a great man of God to resist!

Well, I got in my Ford F-150 (True Christians(tm) drive F-250s) and headed home and got my Bible. I returned to the bar and I began reading Leviticus in a Lordly tone of voice. I didn’t let up until dragged away by the left wing facist atheist conspiracy that rules the USA. These are the same peole who have the soles ofg my dear children in their hands. Please help me and be foster parents to my children. Send me a pm or to any senior Pastor for information and také my children into a God fearing home until I get on my feet again.

We will do what we can. In the meantime, stay away from the gay bars. You'll never know what or who you'll find there.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Save my Children

Is this the place you went to?