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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
Excuse me?! As I just got done saying, I'm happily engaged. And I'm a virgin.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI guess you would know, right?
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
Unhappy you're a virgin then? Your loins are lustingOriginally posted by MourningStar View PostAnd I'm a virgin.
Tell me, why do you want to marry him?
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Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
You crazy Christians and your no sex before marriage rulesOriginally posted by MourningStar View PostExcuse me?! As I just got done saying, I'm happily engaged. And I'm a virgin. 
How can you be any good at sex unless you practice?
Get practicing!A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3Comment
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
That is the wrong reason to marry a man. You should marry for one reason only - to create new little Soldiers for Christ! For only through childbirth can you be Saved.Originally posted by MourningStar View Post
1 Timothy 2:15 Yet she shall be saved in childbearing ...
In particular, sons.
John 16:21 A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world.Comment
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
Why are you people so mean to kids you do know that there was a 1 in 6,680,750,000 chance(about) that they are your kids 6,680,750,000 people on the planet and God gave that child to you so are you gonna spend time making memories with them or beating them till they are to weak to stand up?Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostLev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
What kind of madness is this? Are you suggesting that we mothers don't know our own children?Originally posted by Alinkttp View Post
Also, I have some serious doubts about your math skills. Of the however-many people there are on God's Earth - and if you believe the secular statistics, that figure is more like 7.25 billion
- the vast majority are not going to be my children or the children of anyone you will meet here. This is Landover Baptist, not China!
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
Ok no i said ABOUT i knew i was off on my number but i know there is not 7.25 billion its about 7.22 and i meant the 1 in 6,680,750,000 thing that they are your children i was aking if you knew the chance and i was saying are you gonna have good times with your children or beat them.Originally posted by Attila's Wife View PostWhat kind of madness is this? Are you suggesting that we mothers don't know our own children?
Also, I have some serious doubts about your math skills. Of the however-many people there are on God's Earth - and if you believe the secular statistics, that figure is more like 7.25 billion - the vast majority are not going to be my children or the children of anyone you will meet here. This is Landover Baptist, not China!Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Is this some kind of secret emo-speak? Emos are an abomination of the LORD, they are vile and horrifying and disgusting and smell with the kind of body odor that can only be rivaled by goths! You need to shape up, son! Snap out of it! Get your head in the game!Originally posted by Alinkttp View Post
Get right with Jesus before it's too late!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
But the chance is not 1 in 6.68 billion or 7.22 billion or whatever it is. Of all the people I see around me, it would be a lot MORE likely that they were my children, but at least I know who my children are. I don't have to worry about however many Chinese there are in the world, because my children - for all their faults - were never Chinese.Originally posted by Alinkttp View Post2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Your so called "probability" is completely off because you have included everyone in the world. So you are implying that there is a 1 in 6,680,750,000 chance that my child is a grown man? In fact, you even have implied that my child could be me? You are proof that atheist "logic" is flawed.Originally posted by Alinkttp View PostAnd he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. 1 Kings 7:23
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
Did your daughter talk with a speech impediment? Is she talking as you or I do?
Last I heard, some sort of creature was spotted in the woods around your area.
Something to go on.
Shifters are VERY flexible, they can bend and contort as if they don't have a bone in their body, and they will use that to freak out their prey. They also can walk on all fours and on their hind legs. Being flexible isn't their special ability though, not only are they flexible, they can transform their appearance! When a Shifter is near a human, they are able to shift their appearance to look completely identical to the original human. They can only mimic the forms of living things that are about the same size as them, so a human is very easy to transform into. They even sound like the person they're mimicking. They do not share the humans memories, so if you're suspicious of someone being a Shifter, ask them a question only they would know. Shifter's also can't mimic speech impairments, so if someone used to have some form of speech problem and all of a sudden they speak clearly...keep a close eye on them....Comment
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
Shifters? There is no mention of such creatures in the Bible, at least in my Bible. Can you provide book, chapter and verse that support your claim?Originally posted by Quentin W View Post
Unless of course, you mean defacators (as in 'sh*tters'). But crap can't imitate human speech.sigpic
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Re: Where is that little brat?!!
No, I don't mean defacators good sir.
Shifters are the size of a person and are thought to be members of a carnivorous race of creatures called Morlocks. Morlocks are known to be highly dangerous and can hunt practically anything, even people.
Morlocks come in many different breeds, and are widely believed to be own by a woman who lives within the forests of Freehold. Keep a close eye on anything out of the ordinary, such as strange noises in the night, and disappearances of livestock.
Remember, Morlocks are VERY powerful and they typically hunt in packs.
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