Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

[Petal]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Just to think of what we hear happens in "Adult" video stores just makes me sick. Those places are such vile businesses celebrating this deplorable practice while millions of unborn souls are disposed of on their floors.

Mr.Purge, i be cryings for all them pore liddle unborned souls that not get no christain burials, i thinks they needs to be wipeds up off of them floors an tooked to a cemeterys where they each get puts into a liddle tiny coffins an burieds

[Purge the Unfaithful]

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OMG Rev Jim!!! Do you suppose that all the sperm souls are causing Global Warming because they are taking up so much space in HELL and causing it to overflow by seeping out of lava tubes and causing volcanic explosions?

I fear Sister that it is worse than that; every time someone touches themselves "down there" and spills his seed they commit the vicious murder of thousands upon thousands of souls! Just to think of what we hear happens in "Adult" video stores just makes me sick. Those places are such vile businesses celebrating this deplorable practice while millions of unborn souls are disposed of on their floors. Oh Jesus! Let your wrath flow on the masturbator!!!!

Glory Be!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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OMG Rev Jim!!! Do you suppose that all the sperm souls are causing Global Warming because they are taking up so much space in HELL and causing it to overflow by seeping out of lava tubes and causing volcanic explosions?

Have the Icelanders wanked sooooo much and sent soooo many unborn sperm souls to HELL that HELL Sperm is literally being spewed out in to the air we breath? Just think of all the poor Brits who are choking in Icelander Sperm by inhaling the sperm soul cloud and all the planes that have been grounded because they are covered in Icelandic sperm souls.

Maybe all these sperm souls causing Global Warming will soon bring upon the RAPTURE!

It could happen!!!

SHOUT GLORY!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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If you are a male (as most masturbators are) All the the souls in the sperm you spilled will ALSO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL. Yes, that is right! All your unborn sperms souls go to HELL too!

This is an important point. Masturbation is not just a sin against yourself and God, but others, in this case, sperm souls. Each time you masturbate, you are killing upwards of 600 million human souls! That's 10x the amounts of deaths of everyone in World War II....each time you ejaculate.

Masturbators are literally worse than Stalin. Masturbation is murder and unless you repent of your sins, you will go to Hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

But some people are confused about this. Why would sperm souls go to Hell? They are innocent, right? Wrong. The Bible makes it clear that the only way to get to Heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as your savior. Since sperm have not accepted Christ, they automatically go to Hell. Just like unborn babies and retarded people.

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

The Bible says even before we are born we are worthless sinners deserving of Hell. Since sperms have not accepted Christ as their savior, the only place they can go is straight to Hell.

Something else to think about is this: The majority of souls in Hell are sperm souls. There are more sperm than adult people in Hell. If the average ejaculation is 500 million sperm, and a sinning hellbound man on averages 5,000 ejaculations in his lifetime, that is a total lifetime sperm count of 2.5 Trillion Sperm Souls sent to Hell. Per adult male human.

For every male sinner in Hell there are 2.5 trillion sperms. That is why it is called Hell. Because there is nothing but sperm everywhere.

[Purge the Unfaithful]

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I found that the 6 years I have spent not touching myself "down there" or thinking impure thoughts not only saves me from God's mighty and bountiful vengeance on my soul, it also makes the word of God so much easier to understand.

Praise to Jesus!!

[The Hand]

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I never saw the point in partaking of an activity that leaves you dirty and ashamed afterward. The fact that it's a SIN makes it all the more reason to put it out of your mind.

Gal. 5
[16] This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh.
[17] For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

Heaven and Hell are certainties. Why risk your eternal soul for a few moments of unsatisfying and unnecessary work?

[Levi Jones]

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Being an ex-masturbater myself, I know the pain of breaking the cycle of self abuse. Your bottom parts feel sooooo full and you're sure even a breeze will send you over the edge.

That's why I turned to lucid dreaming. I learned that nocturnal emissions weren't my fault.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

THINK ABOUT THAT next time you are feeling randy and want to molest yourself.

For 30 seconds of pleasure you will spend an ETERNITY in HELL. If you are a male (as most masturbators are) All the the souls in the sperm you spilled will ALSO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL. Yes, that is right! All your unborn sperms souls go to HELL too!

DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T DO THE TIME!

1 Corinthians 6:18 "Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body."





Next time you feel the urge to molest yourself, the Bible says you are better off cutting off that part of your body than to risk going to HELL.

Matthew 5:30


30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into HELL.






THINK ABOUT THAT PERVERTS. JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!