[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I am not selfish. Do you know what is chastity belt ?
Masturbation is selfish, but I don't want to masturbate.
I saw some "chastity belt" topic here, others wear, too.

Chasity belts won't stop you from masturbation. Be a man and chop your manhood off.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Following your own selfish desires is how you got into this mess in the first place, Pedro. It's time to follow the Holy Bible instead of your idiotic gypsy thoughts.

I am not selfish. Do you know what is chastity belt ?
Masturbation is selfish, but I don't want to masturbate.
I saw some "chastity belt" topic here, others wear, too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I rather want to wear a chastity belt device, not castration.

Following your own selfish desires is how you got into this mess in the first place, Pedro. It's time to follow the Holy Bible instead of your idiotic gypsy thoughts.

Isaiah 55:8-9: For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Why not?

I rather want to wear a chastity belt device, not castration.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

And I cannot castrate myself.

Why not?

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

The instructions are HERE.

Get busy, gypsy.

Please noble pastor, don't call me gypsy. I am not gypsy.
And I cannot castrate myself.
Perhaps you should travel here to my country, and do it for me.
You pay the travel, of course.

[landoverlover]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Is this really true miss Johnson ?
If someone does 30 seconds of pleasure, he will go to hell ?

Only 30 seconds? Wow, you must be visualizing Michele Bachman. I think God will forgive you over and over for understandingly succumbing to the monkey-spank temptation over the most beautiful creature He ever created. Which red-blooded American male could not secretly wish that Larry Flynt would make her an offer she couldn't refuse? We're only human....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

This is very painful decision, but it would be great to living with Jesus ALONE.

What is this "do-it-yourself" kit ? How is it cost ?
Can you show me a picture of it ?

The instructions are HERE.

Get busy, gypsy.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

This is very painful decision, but it would be great to living with Jesus ALONE.

1) What is this "do-it-yourself" kit ?
2) How is it cost ?
3) Can you show me a picture of it ?

1) Porkert Meat Grinder Deluxe
2) ONLY $34.99 – for the top notch product; a great deal, don’t you think?
3) Yes:

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I'm not talking about a wound. I'm talking about intentional, purposeful castration, as the Holy Bible recommends!



If you need help, Landover Baptist sells do-it-yourself kits. But they cost money.

This is very painful decision, but it would be great to living with Jesus ALONE.

What is this "do-it-yourself" kit ? How is it cost ?
Can you show me a picture of it ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I don't think that this is God's will, because of this scripture:
Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

But I would gladly wear a chastity belt device like that Dan U Holier showed above.

I'm not talking about a wound. I'm talking about intentional, purposeful castration, as the Holy Bible recommends!

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

If you need help, Landover Baptist sells do-it-yourself kits. But they cost money.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Have you sliced your testicles off for Jesus yet? We need to see the evidence. Send me your discarded gonads and I'll add them to my collection.

I don't think that this is God's will, because of this scripture:
Deuteronomy 23:1 "He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

But I would gladly wear a chastity belt device like that Dan U Holier showed above.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Thank you for your help.
I don't know how to proove, but I told this to Jesus with humility.
I will do serious Biblie study as you said, but I read some scripture that I don't understand exactly.
Am I allowed to open new topic in the Bible Study forum ?

Have you sliced your testicles off for Jesus yet? We need to see the evidence. Send me your discarded gonads and I'll add them to my collection.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

A suggestion:

"Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you. I know that I am not perfect and that I cannot please you through my own efforts. I know that I deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I know that I have nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me of my sins. Please cleanse me and make me right before you. I trust in what you have done on the cross. I do not rely on myself but only on you and I receive you as Lord of my life and as savior of my soul. Lord Jesus, save me. I look to you alone."

You clearly need to do some serious Bible study.

Thank you for your help.
I don't know how to proove, but I told this to Jesus with humility.
I will do serious Biblie study as you said, but I read some scripture that I don't understand exactly.
Am I allowed to open new topic in the Bible Study forum ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I mean, what should I say to Jesus ?

A suggestion:

"Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you. I know that I am not perfect and that I cannot please you through my own efforts. I know that I deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I know that I have nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me of my sins. Please cleanse me and make me right before you. I trust in what you have done on the cross. I do not rely on myself but only on you and I receive you as Lord of my life and as savior of my soul. Lord Jesus, save me. I look to you alone."

You clearly need to do some serious Bible study.