[Didymus Much]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Nem vagyok cigány!
Ha nem tudsz rendesen beszélni, akkor maradj csöndben!...

Trasnslation from Gypsy Hungarian, courtesy of Google:

"I am not a gypsy!
If you are unable to speak, you be quiet!"

Uh, it'd be hard to do otherwise.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Of course you're a gypsy, you retard: you're even SPEAKING gypsy.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Nem vagyok cigány!
Ha nem tudsz rendesen beszélni, akkor maradj csöndben!

This is nice hungarian language. Use dictionary

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Nem vagyok cigány, maga bunkó.
Tanuljon meg egy kis tiszteletet.
Komolyan mondom a maga fajták miatt szidják sokan Istent.

Of course you're a gypsy, you retard: you're even SPEAKING gypsy.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jerakk]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Nem vagyok cigány, maga bunkó.
Tanuljon meg egy kis tiszteletet.
Komolyan mondom a maga fajták miatt szidják sokan Istent.

You shouldn't let your cat run across your keyboard.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

No True Christian™ father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.

Nem vagyok cigány, maga bunkó.
Tanuljon meg egy kis tiszteletet.
Komolyan mondom a maga fajták miatt szidják sokan Istent.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I need a wife immediatly.

" I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. " (1stCor 7,8-9)

I would do anything if I can get marry from your church.
What should I do ?

No True Christian(tm) father would sell their daughter to you, gypsy! Better take a different path.

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

I need a wife immediatly.

" I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. " (1stCor 7,8-9)

I would do anything if I can get marry from your church.
What should I do ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Can someone help me ? I have a question about some bible scriptures.


[/B]My questions are:
1. These verses mean, if I die while I'm in lustful thoughts, I go to Hell ? Because it is same as adultery.

Yes.

2. If I had lustful thought in the past, is there any way to avoid the Hell ?

Repent.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Can someone help me ? I have a question about some bible scriptures.

The Bible sais in 1stJohn 5,16-17:
"If any man see his brother sin a sin which is not unto death, he shall ask, and he shall give him life for them that sin not unto death. There is a sin unto death: I do not say that he shall pray for it.
All unrighteousness is sin: and there is a sin not unto death. "

and we already know from Matthew 5,28 that masturbation and lust = adultery.

Leviticus 20,10: " And the man that committeth adultery with another man"s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour"s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."

My questions are:
1. These verses mean, if I die while I'm in lustful thoughts, I go to Hell ? Because it is same as adultery.

2. If I had lustful thought in the past, is there any way to avoid the Hell ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

After i read this thread i am NEVER masturbate ever AGAIN!! But please tell me how i can repent for sins someone!!! I want to be a True Christian!!!!

Your first step should be Bible Study. Lots and lots of Bible Study. And them some more Bible Study. Did I mention Bible Study?

[cristian m.]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

After i read this thread i am NEVER masturbate ever AGAIN!!
But please tell me how i can repent for sins someone!!!
I want to be a True Christian!!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Is this really true miss Johnson ? If someone does 30 seconds of pleasure, he will go to hell ?

Yes. Unless later on they repent, beg Jesus for forgiveness and they catch Jesus in a good mood.

[Paul the Foreigner]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

THINK ABOUT THAT next time you are feeling randy and want to molest yourself.

For 30 seconds of pleasure you will spend an ETERNITY in HELL. If you are a male (as most masturbators are) All the the souls in the sperm you spilled will ALSO SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL. Yes, that is right! All your unborn sperms souls go to HELL too!

Is this really true miss Johnson ?
If someone does 30 seconds of pleasure, he will go to hell ?

[Jedediah]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

But seriously. was this not in the old testament?

Yes, self abuse is mentioned very early in the Holy Bible. Read these verses to see what happened when Onan spilled his seed for purposes other than making children.

Genesis 38:7-10
And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

[Zarek49]

Re: Is Touching Yourself Worth an Eternity in HELL?

Yes. Yes it is. I bet nobody took into account that masturbation is good for your health. I mean really. If it prevents prostate cancer then by all means. Also, you think hell would be full by now. On a side note, don't pin most masturbation on men. 87% of women masturbate. True story. Also, what of those who are Buddhist? Hellenistic pagans? I'm sure not everybody is gonna end up like these guys here: But seriously. was this not in the old testament? And besides. You gotta take into account, when 1 male fires off once, that's millions of sperm. Multiply that but the vast amount of males that do it and how often, I don't think even Hell has that much room.