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  • HolySpirit
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • May 2010
    • 9

    #1

    HELP!!!

    My son just came out of the closet so i punched him in the face and kicked him a few times. He now claims that he called the cops what to do?
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: HELP!!!

    I don't get the violence and hatred?
    But more importantly, why don't you introduce yourself in the introduction subforum?

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: HELP!!!

      Originally posted by HolySpirit View Post
      My son just came out of the closet so i punched him in the face and kicked him a few times. He now claims that he called the cops what to do?
      Where in the Bible does it tell you to punch and kick your son?

      It says to use your rod upon him, for correction. Has your son felt your rod against his backside? Somehow, I doubt he has felt it often enough if he thinks he can ignore God's Word!

      God makes it clear what to do with unrepentant homosexuals. Stone them to death. Not "punch and kick". Stone to death.

      Why do you mock the Lord?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: HELP!!!

        Is Brad back?
        Drama queen

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6570

          #5
          Re: HELP!!!

          If you obeyed the Bible, and therefore the law, you should be fine.

          If you didn't, well, it's probably nothing that can't be solved by leaving a small zip-lock bag of ground up leaves in his room. Note: accusing him of being a pot-head is illegal. Saying "I'm shocked...So shocked...I thought he was a good boy" is truthful.
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          • HolySpirit
            Foul Sinner on Moderation
            • May 2010
            • 9

            #6
            Re: HELP!!!

            i did throw a stone at him and that is why he called the cops.

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            • The Hand
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 419

              #7
              Re: HELP!!!

              Originally posted by HolySpirit View Post
              i did throw a stone at him and that is why he called the cops.
              You happened to have a stone handy?
              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: HELP!!!

                Originally posted by HolySpirit View Post
                i did throw a stone at him and that is why he called the cops.
                Why did you raise a homersexural, maybe you should have spent time with him reading the Bible. But its my guess that 1 you do not have a son, and 2 you are a bored God Mocker

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                • HolySpirit
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • May 2010
                  • 9

                  #9
                  Re: HELP!!!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Why did you raise a homersexural, maybe you should have spent time with him reading the Bible. But its my guess that 1 you do not have a son, and 2 you are a bored God Mocker
                  no but he told me when i was bbqing and i got so mad i took a stone threw it at him he told me to fuck of and i punshed him and kicked him.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: HELP!!!

                    Originally posted by HolySpirit View Post
                    no but he told me when i was bbqing and i got so mad i took a stone threw it at him he told me to piffle of and i punshed him and kicked him.
                    It has been an hour and twenty minutes and the cops still haven't shown up?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • HolySpirit
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • May 2010
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: HELP!!!

                      you are right i diden't think straight maybe he diden't have the balls to tell the cops haha thank you god my savior and co-child abuser!

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #12
                        Re: HELP!!!

                        Originally posted by HolySpirit View Post
                        no but he told me when i was bbqing and i got so mad i took a stone threw it at him he told me to piffle of and i punshed him and kicked him.
                        Are you high on that marajuamana drug? I asked you why you raised a damn homersexural! Boy you best start reading the post that you are quoting.

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                        • HolySpirit
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • May 2010
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: HELP!!!

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Are you high on that marajuamana drug? I asked you why you raised a damn homersexural! Boy you best start reading the post that you are quoting.
                          And then he diden't even call the cops haha

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                          • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                            Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                             
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 6570

                            #14
                            Re: HELP!!!

                            You need to read How to cure your Gay Son.
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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #15
                              Re: HELP!!!

                              Originally posted by HolySpirit View Post
                              you are right i diden't think straight maybe he diden't have the balls to tell the cops haha thank you God my savior and co-child abuser!
                              Why do you Mock God? Why do you call Him a child molester, God is not a Cathlik. Why can't you spell?

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