[TottsieS]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

I don't live near Glasgow how did you know I even live in Scotland anyway? I don't remember mentioning it

[Levi Jones]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

I don't live near Glasgow how did you know I even live in Scotland anyway? I don't remember mentioning it

The Department of Faith knows a great many things, friend.

[Dirk]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

I don't live near Glasgow how did you know I even live in Scotland anyway? I don't remember mentioning it

The power of God

[TottsieS]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

Ok I dont believe that but the point is, what do you think is the best way to meet a Christian man without having a Baptist church close by?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

Ok I dont believe that but the point is, what do you think is the best way to meet a Christian man without having a Baptist church close by?

Give your life over to Jesus.

[HTannor]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

........Ok I dont believe that but the point is........

Oh, ye of little faith. You come here looking for help and you end up not believing in the Godly Good Advice(tm) offered here by The Men of Faith(tm) from the Landover Baptist Church?

I'm saddened, truly saddened. I do not predict a good outcome from this.

[TottsieS]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

Ok I admit it, I'm a catholic, that whole story was a lie, I just wanted to see what you would say in reality I do have a boyfriend and I freely engage in oral sex with him haha! Anyway, I love this site! You all make me laugh this is the best kind of comedy

Anyway!! Good luck with your Christian message haha I'll probably be banned for this but it was worth it

cya peeps!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

Oh wow you sure fooled us....

Is school out for summer? It's not the weekend, so why are we under the attack of the teenage idiots?

[handmaiden]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

Ok I admit it, I'm a catholic, that whole story was a lie, I just wanted to see what you would say in reality I do have a boyfriend and I freely engage in oral sex with him haha! Anyway, I love this site! You all make me laugh this is the best kind of comedy

Anyway!! Good luck with your Christian message haha I'll probably be banned for this but it was worth it

cya peeps!!

Hmmm. well, your admitted lies, your impudent manner and brazen admission of using your mouth for unnatural and disgusting sexual practices certainly speaks well for your Catholic faith.

Speaking of mouths, do you kiss your mother with the same one you use for lying and perversion?

Digustedly Yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. Be careful what you admit to online, I hear the Pope has internet access these days.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

p.s. Be careful what you admit to online, I hear the Pope has internet access these days.

That he does, but he would not check this web site. We don't have little alter boys I am quite sure he would be on those homersexural poronographies web sites( not that I have ever visited them).

[repented harlot70]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

Ok I admit it, I'm a catholic, that whole story was a lie, I just wanted to see what you would say in reality I do have a boyfriend and I freely engage in oral sex with him haha! Anyway, I love this site! You all make me laugh this is the best kind of comedy

Anyway!! Good luck with your Christian message haha I'll probably be banned for this but it was worth it

cya peeps!!

This is what passes for comedy these days with youth?

[handmaiden]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

This is what passes for comedy these days with youth?

You do indeed have a point RH70. I, myself, am not given to lightheartedness and good humor. Indeed, I am legendary for being staid and mirthless in my manner. Still, I can generally recognize humor when someone makes the attempt, even if I do not share in the joke.

Our young friend here has a ways to go before she can assume the title of class clown. Thanks to her cheerful admission to providing oral sex to her boyfriend, the title of class slut may be within reach for her yet.


Superiorly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Sparky]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

You do indeed have a point RH70. I, myself, am not given to lightheartedness and good humor. Indeed, I am legendary for being staid and mirthless in my manner. Still, I can generally recognize humor when someone makes the attempt, even if I do not share in the joke.

Our young friend here has a ways to go before she can assume the title of class clown. Thanks to her cheerful admission to providing oral sex to her boyfriend, the title of class slut may be within reach for her yet.


Superiorly Yours,

Handmaiden

"Superiorly Yours"- be careful that you don't succumb to the pride of sin there
Also, do you really want to admit to being staid and mirthless?

[handmaiden]

Re: Urgent help needed for young girl being pressured!

"Superiorly Yours"- be careful that you don't succumb to the pride of sin there
Also, do you really want to admit to being staid and mirthless?

Well, I don't want to be one of those unimaginative people who write personals ads like this:

" My friends tell me that I have a great sense of humor."

If your friends really thought that you were that funny, they would have hooked you up with a date by now.

As to the sin of pride, I have already confessed this weakness to my Brothers in Christ. They are charged with rebuking me as the Lord leads them.

When I step out of line, they let me know. They let me know if I so much as roll my eyes and fidget a little while I'm standing in line.

They're tough, but they have to be; the line for salvation around here is very long.

Somberly Yours,

Handmaiden