[TheConfusedOne]

Re: I Have A Question...

Dear TheConfusedOne,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=7105

Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch
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How dare you deny that God exists or that the Bible is 100% true!?
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This infraction is worth 43 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

Haha. Do you really think this is going to solve all of your problems?

Guess again. Just because you have given me infraction points does not mean I will be changing my mind anytime soon. This just gives me more evidence that you are afraid. You are afraid because you know I am right, but you just dont want to cooperate. And instead of giving a good counter-point, you insult me and give me infraction points. IF that is not fear, then I dont know what is.

Only bullies and cowards insult people. You my friend, are a bully and a coward. Ban me for all I care. This will just prove me even more right than what I already am.

Have a pleasant evening.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I Have A Question...

Friend, no one has insulted you. Jesus tells us in the Holy Bible that we are to "judge righteous judgement", and we have only followed this admonition.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
You see? I am a True Christian Pastor, and you are unsaved scum. Jesus commands that I judge you, but I am to be judged by no man. You may not like this, but don't whine about it to me, jennifer. Take it up with Jesus if you dare.

Thus far, you have done nothing in here but spew hatred and mock God. That might explain why you have earned zero respect among the True Christians on God's favorite forum.

Have you ever even read the Bible?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Haha. Do you really think this is going to solve all of your problems?

Friend, JESUS solves all of our problems and He can solve yours as well. All you have to do is accept JESUS into your heart and tithe a reasonable sum to Landover Baptist. The easiest way to do that is to borrow your father's credit cards (usually the ones that say 'Platinum' are the best) and come back here with the name, billing address, expiration date and secret code (on the back). We'll just charge a small amount to make sure the information is correct AND, we'll send you a BRAND NEW PS2 GAMESTATION!!

[TheConfusedOne]

Re: I Have A Question...

Friend, JESUS solves all of our problems and He can solve yours as well. All you have to do is accept JESUS into your heart and tithe a reasonable sum to Landover Baptist. The easiest way to do that is to borrow your father's credit cards (usually the ones that say 'Platinum' are the best) and come back here with the name, billing address, expiration date and secret code (on the back). We'll just charge a small amount to make sure the information is correct AND, we'll send you a BRAND NEW PS2 GAMESTATION!!

Y'know what? I have no comment for this. But I have a question for this: So what your saying is that if I donate, all my sins will be forgiven?

[TheConfusedOne]

Re: I Have A Question...

Friend, no one has insulted you. Jesus tells us in the Holy Bible that we are to "judge righteous judgement", and we have only followed this admonition.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
You see? I am a True Christian Pastor, and you are unsaved scum. Jesus commands that I judge you, but I am to be judged by no man. You may not like this, but don't whine about it to me, jennifer. Take it up with Jesus if you dare.

Thus far, you have done nothing in here but spew hatred and mock God. That might explain why you have earned zero respect among the True Christians on God's favorite forum.

Have you ever even read the Bible?

There IS a loophole in that second verse you have placed up. I am not a man, but a boy. SO therefore, your 'logic' has no effect on me. SO that also means that I have right to judge you as well.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

=) See?

[TheConfusedOne]

Re: I Have A Question...

Here are a few quote from a friend of mine who has a few things to say.

"lol well that's because they have their heads so far up their asses they can't see for shit."

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

THAT MEANS THEY CANT JUDGE ANY SUBCULTURE OR RELIGION WITHOUT SIGNIFICANT EVIDENCE!"

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I Have A Question...

Here are a few quote from a friend of mine who has a few things to say.

Son, your friend is a queer who is going to get you into BIG trouble with JESUS.

Thus do I judge him in RIGHTEOUS judgement! PRAISE!

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?

[TheConfusedOne]

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Son, your friend is a queer who is going to get you into BIG trouble with JESUS.

Thus do I judge him in RIGHTEOUS judgement! PRAISE!

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?

I do not mind getting into trouble with Jesus. And if I can, I would LOVE to speak with him, spiritually or otherwise.

[La Vie Boheme]

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I do not mind getting into trouble with Jesus. And if I can, I would LOVE to speak with him, spiritually or otherwise.

Ah, yes. I wish he would give me a call on the ol' cell phone at two in the morning and just shout 'hey there!'

Queer? As in homosexual, or strange? I resemble that remark ><

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ah, yes. I wish he would give me a call on the ol' cell phone at two in the morning and just shout 'hey there!'

Queer? As in homosexual, or strange? I resemble that remark ><

So then you admit that you are a filthy perverted homer lezbean. In another thread you claimed to be Christian, so that was obviously a lie. And now you are mocking Jesus?

I have to say, you people disgust me. God hates fags, and so do most of the people on earth. Enjoy hell, degenerate scum.

[La Vie Boheme]

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So then you admit that you are a filthy perverted homer lezbean. In another thread you claimed to be Christian, so that was obviously a lie. And now you are mocking Jesus?

I have to say, you people disgust me. God hates fags, and so do most of the people on earth. Enjoy hell, degenerate scum.

You changed that! I said 'resent', not resemble! No, you're the degenerate scum, I'm not the first post you've changed! Now I'm normally a passive person, and I AM Christian, but I will not stand by and let you fake me saying I'm lesbian! How dare you!

[SalvationSeeker]

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You changed that! I said 'resent', not resemble! No, you're the degenerate scum, I'm not the first post you've changed! Now I'm normally a passive person, and I AM Christian, but I will not stand by and let you fake me saying I'm lesbian! How dare you!

Be silent and know your place, lesbian harlot.
Don't you dare accuse the Godly Pastor of anything.

You unsaved "women" who slither in here are all the same, uppity harlots and/or rugmunching wiccans..
What is wrong with you, weren't you beaten enough as children?

[La Vie Boheme]

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Be silent and know your place, lesbian harlot.
Don't you dare accuse the Godly Pastor of anything.

You unsaved "women" who slither in here are all the same, uppity harlots and/or rugmunching wiccans..
What is wrong with you, weren't you beaten enough as children?

It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.

I accuse on solid grounds. I make no accusation without previous reason to believe so. He changed my friends post, too.

[SalvationSeeker]

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It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.

I accuse on solid grounds. I make no accusation without previous reason to believe so. He changed my friends post, too.

It's "children" as I'm talking about ALL unsaved women (read my post again) who come here.
While "child" is singular form, and not plural, and thus not the correct form..
Don't ever try to lecture me on the American language, woman.

As for the Pastor, he hasn't changed any posts, you're only a liar who can't admit your disgusting lezbean tendencies.


..And it's quite obvious you weren't beaten enough..
Don't ever sass a man again, harlot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It's as a child, and my parents aren't Christian. My mother is Agnostic (was Wiccan) and my father is -gasp- Native American!!! And yeah, I got beat when I was bad, so what? Not all Wiccans are homosexual, either, becuase I know tons of straight ones.

I accuse on solid grounds. I make no accusation without previous reason to believe so. He changed my friends post, too.

I have never changed a post in my life, and Jesus is my witness. Making false accusations against a Pastor has earned you warning points.

Having a savage injun for a father explains why you lie so easily. Its all they know.