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  • Buford T Scoggins
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by barbedwirebat View Post
    dude...is your avatar jesus holding an m16?
    Honestly, you non-Christians know nothing. That's not an M16. This is an M16:



    You're not going to survive Armageddon unless you get yourself some military training. Better yet, accept Jesus, and you'll be Raptured - then you'll only have to do National Guard patrol in Heaven rather than being in combat in Iran.

    YIC,
    Buford

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by barbedwirebat View Post
    dude...is your avatar jesus holding an m16? lol. i pray to beelzebub that your life is shortlived. i hope you die on 911 by getting hit with a toy plane that sends off a cataclysmic chain of events that eventually leads to a clot in your blood stream, ending your horrible, racist, bigot, homophobic,intolerant,ignorant life "AHH....heart attack...god save me...uh....god damnit!"
    Have you considered anger management therapy ?

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  • barbedwirebat
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    What do you mean by that?

    A failure to get into Heaven?
    A failure to get AIDS?
    A failure to interpret GOD'S WORD as intended?

    Maybe you've been blinded due to the fact that you're the offspring of a sodomite, which I didn't even know was possible...
    dude...is your avatar jesus holding an m16? lol. i pray to beelzebub that your life is shortlived. i hope you die on 911 by getting hit with a toy plane that sends off a cataclysmic chain of events that eventually leads to a clot in your blood stream, ending your horrible, racist, bigot, homophobic,intolerant,ignorant life "AHH....heart attack...god save me...uh....god damnit!"

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  • imback
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    What do you mean by that?

    A failure to get into Heaven?
    A failure to get AIDS?
    A failure to interpret GOD'S WORD as intended?

    Maybe you've been blinded due to the fact that you're the offspring of a sodomite, which I didn't even know was possible...
    Its not...

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
    homophobicness is such a failure
    What do you mean by that?

    A failure to get into Heaven?
    A failure to get AIDS?
    A failure to interpret GOD'S WORD as intended?

    Maybe you've been blinded due to the fact that you're the offspring of a sodomite, which I didn't even know was possible...

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  • MyQueerDad
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    fuckin' rofl... homophobicness is such a failure

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  • Viking
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    remember, they dont believe in regular reason, they believe god sent infected spermcells into the gay's balls so they can 'transmit' AIDS.

    good for you guys! go fucking whores! you wont get aids because they're straight!

    oh, but watch out with your wives, they mightve been infected, what if they used to have a lesbian girlfriend?!?!?! ohh...thats bad!! you better check her.

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  • imback
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friend, do you know what AIDS was originally called, before the PC Liberal police censored it? Are you really trying to claim that Gay-related immune deficiency syndrome isn't transmitted by gays?


    Yes. Why are you so worried, have you petted many sodomite dogs lately?
    You must have thought I wouldn't click the link, because at the bottom it says that it has been proven that gays don't cause it. HA joke's on you

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by imback View Post
    I know that all too well, but where in the bible does it say that AIDS is transmitted by gays?
    Friend, do you know what AIDS was originally called, before the PC Liberal police censored it? Are you really trying to claim that Gay-related immune deficiency syndrome isn't transmitted by gays?
    Originally posted by Dearly Beloved View Post
    Are you serious?
    Yes. Why are you so worried, have you petted many sodomite dogs lately?

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  • Buford T Scoggins
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
    I think it needs to be mentioned that homer doggies are almost certainly infected with AIDS. So it's a public health necessity to kill homer dogs before they infect humans.

    Think about that, next time you pet a puppy.

    YIC,
    Buford


    Originally posted by Dearly Beloved View Post
    Are you serious?

    Absolutely. I heard about it when listening to Rush Limbaugh. And if you can't trust Rush, who can you trust? I've gotten many important medical tips from him. For example, it's homosexuality that causes cancer, not cigarettes. I mean seriously there are guys living into their 80s fit as-a-fiddle and they smoked a pack since they were 16 years old. It's those liberals that want you to believe that air causes cancer, water causes cancer, asbestos causes cancer, etc, when the real cause is homosexuality.

    You need to stop listening to the drive-by media, and get your education straight from God.

    YIC,
    Buford

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  • Dearly Beloved
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
    I think it needs to be mentioned that homer doggies are almost certainly infected with AIDS. So it's a public health necessity to kill homer dogs before they infect humans.

    Think about that, next time you pet a puppy.

    YIC,
    Buford
    Are you serious?

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  • imback
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by imback View Post
    AIDS is STD unless you rednecks have sex with your own dog( Which wouldn't surprise me) And it has been proven that gays don't transmit it.
    Originally posted by Viking View Post
    dont try, they only believe in 'the word of god', not in reason
    I know that all too well, but where in the bible does it say that AIDS is transmitted by gays?

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  • Viking
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    Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

    Originally posted by imback View Post
    AIDS is STD unless you rednecks have sex with your own dog( Which wouldn't surprise me) And it has been proven that gays don't transmit it.
    dont try, they only believe in 'the word of god', not in reason

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  • imback
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    AIDS is STD unless you rednecks have sex with your own dog( Which wouldn't surprise me) And it has been proven that gays don't transmit it.

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  • Viking
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    ive had a gay dog for a long time, and no one in my house or close of it is gay. i guess there is NO such thing as queer demons...can you quote yourñ lord christ saying that?

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