[Satan Accepted My Soul (On Moderation)]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

there no needs for the amateer dramaticks, Mr.SatanSoul! i not moved by your wind bag monologs, i not cry no tears for you, it true

And there is no need for the lowsy spelling and grammar. I think the motto for Landover Baptist ought to be "Retardation: A Celebration!" Yes.... quite fitting.

-Lucas

[Petal]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Yes.... quite fitting.

that a disgustin thang to say on a thread about homer doggies, you so insenstives, but i not, cuz i be postin to helps Momma Glynndie helps the girl wiv problim puppys.

nows, i be wonderin if there be a kitty in the home, cuz sometimes kitty will rule the roosts an it make doggie confuseds about his role in the worlds

if kitty to domininent, doggie will look for lurve amongs other kitty-whupped doggies, an it not matter to doggie weather they be boy doggie or girl doggie, he gonna find lurve an sniff butts an do the nasty wiv any ole doggie, cuz his spirt were broken by bossy kitty

[Mike Hunt]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

I'm afraid that anyone with a lick of sense knows full well that the only way to cure a homo dog is to introduce him to a bullet. It's the most merciful thing to do. Who'd want to spend their life as a sickening queer homo dog, with no right whatsoever to live on God's sweet Earth?

Lock and load. That's all that can be done.

YIC, Brother Hunt

[Sister Noddy]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

And there is no need for the lowsy (correct spelling: lousy) spelling and grammar. I think the motto for Landover Baptist ought to be "Retardation: A Celebration!" Yes .... quite fitting.

-Lucas

Landover Baptist happens to be Jesus' favorite Church, and yes even retardeds can get Saved® here, satan boy!

Can yooooou? (don't count on it, with a name like yours)

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I think it needs to be mentioned that homer doggies are almost certainly infected with AIDS. So it's a public health necessity to kill homer dogs before they infect humans.

Think about that, next time you pet a puppy.

YIC,
Buford

[Gir_rocks]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

I cannot believe this. At first, I thought this forum was a joke. I thought some people assembled a web site in order to overly dramatize how obsessed people can be with religion and the way they can over react. Some of the posts I've seen have been so outlandish that I thought they could not be serious. You people would seriously kill a dog because it's "Gay?" Firstly, dogs cannot be gay. Period. They do not seek relationships with other dogs for pleasure.... it's a ridiculous idea. Secondly, which God taught you people to kill so calously? Perhaps I misunderstood the Ten Commandments, but I'm fairly certain I read "Thou Shall Not Kill." God's creations are beautiful. Learn to respect them. I think if I die and go to Hell.... it will likely be the sending of my soul to gated community of Landover Baptist Church. God have mercy.

-Lucas

Oh my Gabooshikness! The fact that you would kill a poor DOG because's he's quote-on-quote "GAY" truly sickens me. What kind of demented, twisted person would shoot a dog because some book says so?

[Gir_rocks]

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You know, it just occurred to me today that LBC has never addressed the issue of race as it affects dogs. I mean, we know that the Lord favors people with light skin, so isn't it logical to conclude that the Lord also looks favorably upon white or blond dogs, as opposed to black dogs?

Ha. Ha ha. So funny. The fact that you think that completely cracks me up. Does god like a lighter-colored faun better than a darker colored fawn? Hawks over buzzards? Oooooooooooooh!!!!

I think it needs to be mentioned that homer doggies are almost certainly infected with AIDS. So it's a public health necessity to kill homer dogs before they infect humans.

Think about that, next time you pet a puppy

Haha. That one cracks me up more so. First off, hunneh bunneh, dogs don't pass on AIDS to people. Wow, would ya look at that!

And still: what the heck is a "homer" thing? Last time I checked, proper grammar was "Homo".

that a disgustin thang to say on a thread about homer doggies, you so insenstives, but i not, cuz i be postin to helps Momma Glynndie helps the girl wiv problim puppys.

nows, i be wonderin if there be a kitty in the home, cuz sometimes kitty will rule the roosts an it make doggie confuseds about his role in the worlds

Now, my bone isn't completely with you, but could you please make an effort for grammer? I'm asking nicely because it's not you I dun like.

[Wide-Open]

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You know, it just occurred to me today that LBC has never addressed the issue of race as it affects dogs. I mean, we know that the Lord favors people with light skin, so isn't it logical to conclude that the Lord also looks favorably upon white or blond dogs, as opposed to black dogs?

YIC,
Buford

You may have a point, and may the LORD have mercy on my choice of dogs

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I'll better get the gun out!

[Brother Temperance]

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Oh my Gabooshikness! The fact that you would kill a poor DOG because's he's quote-on-quote "GAY" truly sickens me. What kind of demented, twisted person would shoot a dog because some book says so?

A Bible-Believing True Christian™.

Haha. That one cracks me up more so. First off, hunneh bunneh, dogs don't pass on AIDS to people.

Not if they're killed in time they don't.

And still: what the heck is a "homer" thing? Last time I checked, proper grammar was "Homo".

And last time I checked, proper behaviour was "hetero", but that doesn't stop the homers.

Now, my bone isn't completely with you...

So you do have at least a partial "bone" for our beloved Petal? That's just sick.

You may have a point, and may the LORD have mercy on my choice of dogs

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I'll better get the gun out!

Why is your dog dressed up as a pagan idol?

[Wide-Open]

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Why is your dog dressed up as a pagan idol?

Apologies Brother. It's my wife again, I'm afraid. I guess it was a step up from this:


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(apologies as well for the offensive nature of this picture )

[Brother Temperance]

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Apologies Brother. It's my wife again, I'm afraid. I guess it was a step up from this:

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(apologies as well for the offensive nature of this picture )

That is indeed a pretty offensive picture. On the other hand, if you got a pig, dressed it up like that, and named it MoHammed, it'd be hilarious.

[Wide-Open]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

That is indeed a pretty offensive picture. On the other hand, if you got a pig, dressed it up like that, and named it MoHammed, it'd be hilarious.

Of course that would be hilarious. But then we decided that labradors are bad enough when it comes to "shit"

I also have to admit to you that some of the people we frequent frequented are... mudslimes. I told you it was a big mess over here. See, we are tought to have respect for minorities <spit> over here in gayland EU. I now see the error of my ways, fortunately. And they won't stop to remind me that there are 1.3 billion of them, so they can go take a hike anyway

Just think of the picture as a bad portrait of ET in a basket

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Of course that would be hilarious. But then we decided that labradors are bad enough when it comes to "shit"

I also have to admit to you that some of the people we frequent frequented are... mudslimes. I told you it was a big mess over here. See, we are tought to have respect for minorities <spit> over here in gayland EU. I now see the error of my ways, fortunately. And they won't stop to remind me that there are 1.3 billion of them, so they can go take a hike anyway

Just think of the picture as a bad portrait of ET in a basket

Well, just remember that when Jesus returns (any day now, trust me) the streets of "Belgium" or whatever fake eurotrash cesspool you care to name will run red with rivers of mudslime blood. They can "immigrate" all they like, but Jesus isn't so easily fooled.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)


Having mentioned and displayed this dog of yours, and knowing that you claim to be a (shudder) Belgian, I need to ask you a rather delicate question....You see, we True Christians™ in America know that dog sodomy is perfectly legal and commonly practiced in the cesspool known as "Belgiam", so I have to ask....You don't...I mean, you haven't....KNOWN that mutt in the Biblical sense of the word, have you?

[Wide-Open]

Re: HELP! My Dog is GAY!!!!

Having mentioned and displayed this dog of yours, and knowing that you claim to be a (shudder) Belgian, I need to ask you a rather delicate question....You see, we True Christians™ in America know that dog sodomy is perfectly legal and commonly practiced in the cesspool known as "Belgiam", so I have to ask....You don't...I mean, you haven't....KNOWN that mutt in the Biblical sense of the word, have you?

Of course we do dog sodomy. We are Belgiams after all. I do try to abstain, but it's hard. One thing I"ve learned (before losing my thallywacker) is that allowing them to get to know you orally in the biblical sense is not exactly a good idea. They chew on things, and have trained their teeth. Lesson learned I suppose.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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You can see that this poor dog is miserable being forced to wear Muslim dress. That's animal abuse! Obviously, even the dog has enough sense to accept Jesus as his personal savior.

Praise Jesus (or else),
Buford