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  • Younghotgirl
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 12
    #1

    What college should I go to in Iowa?

    Hello.

    A few days ago I joined this forum to hopefully connect with more True Christians in Iowa as I will be moving there in July. I heard Jesus loves Iowa and wants more people to move there so I'm very excited about this opportunity.

    However, my parents are only going to allow me to move and provide me with some money until I get myself established (or married) - if I attend a college while I'm in Iowa. I don't want to be completely disrespectful of my dad's wishes so I probably should sign up for some classes. If I'm lucky, maybe I can find a True Christian man soon so I will only have to attend a few quarters and can drop-out and get married soon afterwards.

    We all know the problems of college - even allegedly christian private colleges can be hot beds for devil-worshipping!
    I sure don't want to risk going to a college that would turn me into a femi-nazi or is full of a bunch of non-christians and atheists! I'm worried that I will end up on a milk carton of unsaved souls. Many girls "go wild" and do all sorts of evil things the minute they are away from their parents!

    What is a good christian young lady to do? Is there a way to attend a college that is approved by Jesus and will still make my parents happy that I'm getting an education? What college is the lesser evil in Iowa?

    Awaiting your godly advice
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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236
      #2
      Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

      I see you still haven't covered those baby feeders. I'm not sure it's safe for you to run off to college until you've got at least a degree of modesty.

      Why not travel here to TX first and we can work on your character and your relationship with Christ?

      I'll have your tickets paid for at the airport and will provide well for you in my Christian home. It's just me in this large house, so there's no danger of Satan disturbing us. You'll have your own room (which we'll also use for our daily devotionals). Our private Bible study sessions will be mandatory though, as your character clearly needs work. Please be prepared for intense one on one spiritual therapy as the Holy Spirit works His way from me to you.

      When we aren't studying His word, we'll get you started in the skills you must have when you do find a True Christian husband; dressing modestly at all times, scrubbing toilets and floors, baking pies and prime rib, spending time in your prayer closet, etc..

      If your motivation is sincere, we'll have you fully prepared to do nothing but study so you can graduate as quickly as possible, find a man and use your education to please him.

      Yours in Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

          THIS is the one.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

              My oldest daughter is going there (LBU) this fall if she is not engaged by then. I was going to send her there last fall but she begged me to giver her another year. She will be 20 next December. Not what I wanted, another old hag hanging about the house, sponging off of me.
              Last edited by James Hutchins; 06-18-2010, 10:29 PM. Reason: Missing comma
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Younghotgirl
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 12
                  #5
                  Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

                  Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
                  I see you still haven't covered those baby feeders. I'm not sure it's safe for you to run off to college until you've got at least a degree of modesty.

                  Why not travel here to TX first and we can work on your character and your relationship with Christ?

                  I'll have your tickets paid for at the airport and will provide well for you in my Christian home. It's just me in this large house, so there's no danger of Satan disturbing us. You'll have your own room (which we'll also use for our daily devotionals). Our private Bible study sessions will be mandatory though, as your character clearly needs work. Please be prepared for intense one on one spiritual therapy as the Holy Spirit works His way from me to you.

                  When we aren't studying His word, we'll get you started in the skills you must have when you do find a True Christian husband; dressing modestly at all times, scrubbing toilets and floors, baking pies and prime rib, spending time in your prayer closet, etc..

                  If your motivation is sincere, we'll have you fully prepared to do nothing but study so you can graduate as quickly as possible, find a man and use your education to please him.

                  Yours in Christ
                  If you have read the welcome thread, you would have learned that I was wearing skin-colored knickers underneath. Yes, I needed to get a longer skirt but I plan to get some new clothes when I'm at college.

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                    • Younghotgirl
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 12
                      #6
                      Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      THIS is the one.

                      Thanks! I'm enrolling right now. This forum is so helpful. I can't wait to get to Iowa and meet everyone. I have a lot to learn still but I know I will find many new and helpful friends this fall.

                      Does that school have dorms too?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

                          Originally posted by Younghotgirl View Post
                          Thanks! I'm enrolling right now. This forum is so helpful. I can't wait to get to Iowa and meet everyone. I have a lot to learn still but I know I will find many new and helpful friends this fall.

                          Does that school have dorms too?
                          Well yes they do, but you know, I have a huge estate that I live on and I have plenty of room....And since my fiancee is out of town and presumably lost in the dark jungles of Africa, I could use some female companionship....
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930
                              #8
                              Re: What college should I go to in Iowa?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              And since my fiancee is out of town and presumably lost in the dark jungles of Africa, I could use some female companionship....
                              Yes, I'm sure that's where she is.

                              Probably in Africa.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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