self abuse

[Proverbs3:5-6]

I mean this in the best of ways but how should I deal with my son's self abuse, he seems to be up to it morning noon and night

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: self abuse

Show him the Light of Jesus. Tell him that Jesus loves him and that by mutilating himself he is ejaculating in Jesus' eye. Tell him that self-mutilation is no better than having anal sex with a horse.

If that doesn't work, beat him.

[Levi Jones]

Re: self abuse

Perhaps you should look into Matthew 19:12 for guidance.



For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: self abuse

thank you for the advice brother, is beating my child okay even in light of his deplorable self abuse ??

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: self abuse

thank you for the advice brother, is beating my child okay even in light of his deplorable self abuse ??

Why not? Do you have a preferred means of punishment? You could lock him in a closet for a day or two.

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: self abuse

are you suggesting castration levi??

This would likely work do you have experience of its success in such matters ? I do hope so

I do not wish to beat my otherwise god fearing son.

[Purity14]

Re: self abuse

Firstly, the Rod of Correction should be used.
However - If this doesnt work, I would chop off his hand. It is better to go to Heaven with one, than to hell with two.

You would be doing him a favour.

[Levi Jones]

Re: self abuse

This would likely work do you have experience of its success in such matters ? I do hope so

I do not have experience with such things. The LORD has seen it fit to make me a truly masculine breeder with two strapping sons and a nearly worthless daughter.

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: self abuse

what rod do you favour brother?

I if forced, would likely take a nice stiff birch.

But as I have said I wish avoid beating my child

[Levi Jones]

Re: self abuse

what rod do you favour brother?

I if forced, would likely take a nice stiff birch.

But as I have said I wish avoid beating my child

Perhaps one made of shittam wood might be particularly holy. If it was good enough for the Ark of the Covenant. It should be good enough for your son's backside.

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: self abuse

umm good advice levi but shittam wood is hard to come by in this day age perhaps an acacia derived plant would suffice ??

[Proverbs3:5-6]

Re: self abuse

I did not mean offence BTW in anything I really am in some what of a quandary. and if it has to be beating him off the path to hell then so be it