OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

[Dwayne DeKalb]

After ruining my life with drinking and spending a few months in jail and losing my kids and all kinds of stuff by following your advice I've had it. While I was in re-hab we learned about yoga and positive thinking. I'm sober and feel better than i have in years.
I sent my kid to your bootcamp and I hope someday he will forgive me.

I was an intolerant self-rightous obnoxious know it all Christian. And what did it get me, all that praying and tithing? NOTHING!!!!!
There ain't no Christian God.

I just hope I can get my kids back and undo the damage you did to them and us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Sir, you admit to having wasted your life boozing, whoreing and God knows what else, and then you want to blame Jesus? He is your only light, your only Salvation!

Plus, your check bounced for the True Christian™ Christian Bootcamp fee. Payup or things can get alot worse for you, capeesh?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

After ruining my life with drinking and spending a few months in jail and losing my kids and all kinds of stuff by following your advice I've had it. While I was in re-hab we learned about yoga and positive thinking. I'm sober and feel better than i have in years.
I sent my kid to your bootcamp and I hope someday he will forgive me.

I was an intolerant self-rightous obnoxious know it all Christian. And what did it get me, all that praying and tithing? NOTHING!!!!!
There ain't no Christian God.

I just hope I can get my kids back and undo the damage you did to them and us.

Shut up, homer. All of your tithes bounced. That's why JESUS squashed you like a bug. You can have your kids (if they will agree to it) after you repay our huge expenses for taking care of them all this time, getting them the proper schooling and beating the love of JESUS into them.

[Deaner]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

While I was in re-hab we learned about yoga

That's hilarious. So when the mudslums come to cut the throat of you and your family you're going to do some stretches for them? Teach them how to chant and dress funny??

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Yeah yeah sure thing. The ACLU and my female attorney will get my kids back. Remember the state turned them over to you for temporary care.
You don't scare me anymore. I've moved so don't think your goon squad can get to me!
You touch my kids and it will be deKalb baptist Church after we get through sueing you!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

You just got yourself an infraction.
I spent a month on your kid teaching him not to have homosexual tendencies. Now you're wasting all that work. Don't come back here next month all crying and begging for forgivness when you get back on the sauce either!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Yeah yeah sure thing. The ACLU and my female attorney will get my kids back. Remember the state turned them over to you for temporary care.
You don't scare me anymore. I've moved so don't think your goon squad can get to me!
You touch my kids and it will be deKalb baptist Church after we get through sueing you!

Look sinner, we not only know that you're hiding out in Des Moines, but we know which sleazy motel you're cowering in.

Just make good on the past due tithes and fees, with 28% interest, compounded quarterly. and no more rubber checks. Jesus accepts only cash from you backsliding trash.

[lord warrior]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

After ruining my life with drinking and spending a few months in jail and losing my kids and all kinds of stuff by following your advice I've had it. While I was in re-hab we learned about yoga and positive thinking. I'm sober and feel better than i have in years.
I sent my kid to your bootcamp and I hope someday he will forgive me.

I was an intolerant self-rightous obnoxious know it all Christian. And what did it get me, all that praying and tithing? NOTHING!!!!!
There ain't no Christian God.

I just hope I can get my kids back and undo the damage you did to them and us.

Hey tard boy
If YOU would have followed Jesus's words in the first place, you wouldn't have been a drunk that got thrown in jail. People get what they deserve.
And you will get yours in the anus,both in jail and in everlasting hell.
So lube up homer, Jesus is about to put a hurting on your a**.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Yeah yeah sure thing. The ACLU and my female attorney will get my kids back.

You're relying on a woman? Pardon me for not exactly quaking in my boots.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

There ain't no Christian God.

You'd certainly think so by the way these Pharisees misrepresent Mother/Father God, but if you come to my church and get in touch with the inner light, you will learn to see that of God in everyone, maybe even these people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

You'd certainly think so by the way these Pharisees misrepresent Mother/Father God, but if you come to my church and get in touch with the inner light, you will learn to see that of God in everyone, maybe even these people.

Just out of curiosity, what parts of the Bible DO you "Christians" follow? Or have you just tossed it all and made up your own...

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

You'd certainly think so by the way these Pharisees misrepresent Mother/Father God, but if you come to my church and get in touch with the inner light, you will learn to see that of God in everyone, maybe even these people.

I don't have any idea what a Mother/father God is and I am staying away from churches, but if you want to get together and help me straighten my life out that's fine. I could use a helping hand as I am down on my luck something fierce. Good vibes could help me.
I'm sorry but this new vocab is causing me problems.

Btw, How'd them boys like that rock salt I shot them with saturday night? I know it ain't right with my karma, but it sure was nice laughing and watching them hoot and holler. Let off a lot of stress, thanks guys!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

I don't have any idea what a Mother/father God is and I am staying away from churches, but if you want to get together and help me straighten my life out that's fine. I could use a helping hand as I am down on my luck something fierce. Good vibes could help me.
I'm sorry but this new vocab is causing me problems.

Btw, How'd them boys like that rock salt I shot them with saturday night? I know it ain't right with my karma, but it sure was nice laughing and watching them hoot and holler. Let off a lot of stress, thanks guys!

Good Lord in Heaven! What jail were you in? This isn't a gay dating service so you two stay away from each other!!! Boy, when we get our hands on you, we're going to set you back on the path of the Lord!
I will personally take him in over here. Rendition him to me.

[Andrew Barrick]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Shut up, homer. All of your tithes bounced. That's why JESUS squashed you like a bug. You can have your kids (if they will agree to it) after you repay our huge expenses for taking care of them all this time, getting them the proper schooling and beating the love of JESUS into them.

Why should Jesus, who owns everything in the universe, bless you if you don't give back to him (no less than) 10% of every penny you've ever made? I wouldn't bless you either if I were in his Godly sandals.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: OK Jerks! Enough is Enough The Truth must be told

Yeah yeah sure thing. The ACLU and my female attorney will get my kids back. Remember the state turned them over to you for temporary care.
You don't scare me anymore. I've moved so don't think your goon squad can get to me!
You touch my kids and it will be deKalb baptist Church after we get through sueing you!

Are you the lone homer in your family?