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  • abalux
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2006
    • 1
    #1

    Can you help me?

    Jesus will tell you what my problem is and I would like you to respond!
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323
      #2
      Re: Can you help me?

      Originally posted by abalux View Post
      Jesus will tell you what my problem is and I would like you to respond!
      Jesus explained that your problem was spamming this GODLY board.

      My response: GONG!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Jesus is Lord
          Devout seeker of the Truth™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 639
          #3
          Re: Can you help me?

          Originally posted by abalux View Post
          Jesus will tell you what my problem is and I would like you to respond!
          Your problem is that you are possesed by demons and doomed to Hell.

          Get right with Jesus, friend, or you will burn. Tithing to His favorite church, Landover, will go a long ways to getting right with Him.

          Edit: Well, never mind. If the good Pastor Pistle bans you then Jesus must have told him to. Enjoy Hell.
          Last edited by Jesus is Lord; 10-09-2006, 03:15 PM. Reason: The sinner was banned.
          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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