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Re: My Parents are Forcing Me
It may help if you had a manlier dog. Also a man needs to know that he is going to come ahead of yourratdog, which is always a suspicion with those pocket pups.
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Nor do I, however I am hoping they are suggesting something different.Originally posted by Sister Charli View PostI am not sure I like what you are suggesting!
Leviticus 18:23 (King James Version)
23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Postwhat sort of dog is it?
is she pretty?I am not sure I like what you are suggesting!Originally posted by Flat Earth View PostYou have a point here.Maybe we should see some photos before judge.
Leviticus 18:23 (King James Version)
23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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You have a point here.Maybe we should see some photos before judge.Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Postwhat sort of dog is it?
is she pretty?
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what sort of dog is it?
is she pretty?
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God helped your parents choose a nice wife for you and you prefer a relationship with your dog.I don't believe God will be very happy with you.
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What's this? All True Christian™ Men love DoGs.Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View PostI have to agree...
I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)
I don't have high expectations
where do you live?
perhaps we could meet?
Are you not working with Team JESUS in order to take the first step towards growing America another little Soldier?
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apologies.
he just sounds like such a catch.
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This is the place you should be looking for a husband.Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View PostI have to agree...
I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)
I don't have high expectations
where do you live?
perhaps we could meet?
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Originally posted by Sister Charli View PostBestiality is an abomination.
You really should consider a wife rather than a relationship with your dog. It is much more pleasing to our God. I think your parent's concerns are justified.
I have to agree...
I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)
I don't have high expectations
where do you live?
perhaps we could meet?
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Why are you going against your parents will? Are you trying to make them sad and disobey God?
Ephisians 6:1
Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
Colossians 3:20
Children, obey [your] parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.
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Son, you are abusing the life God gave you. It is your choice to do so and pay the price for your folly by spending eternity in Hell, having your rectum ripped wide open by Satan's demons. I find it hard to believe you want that.
God gave you life, he asks little in return. All he wants is for you to devote your lfe to Him, to marry and produce sons for Him. Is that so terribly wrong? Do women scare you? Are you so self important that returning Gods favor is to much of an inconvenience? What did God do to you that was not well deserved? Every day you sit around ignoring Gods demands, is another day He thinks less of you.
Your unborn children are dying as I write this. Every month, a fertile woman looses an egg if not impregnated. Failure to become pregnant is murder and you are an accomplice.
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Friend,Originally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View PostI apologize if I gave that impression. I do not consider myself to be better than any one of you. We are all brother and sisters in Christ.
Regardless, I feel that this thread is getting off topic. Lets get back on topic and come up with suggestions to convince my parents that this is not the right time for me to get married. They are really putting the pressure on me. I need the help and support from you nice folks here at Landover.
You need to pay attention; we are TRUE Christians(tm), not Catholics. Now what do we know about Catholic guilt trips? Franky we say you are ready to marry and get that women pumping out babies for Jesus. But we an't going to help you with your mommy issues.
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It's probably due to the way you are taking the Lord's Name in vain with your signature. I'm seeing a distinct lack of Piety, hereOriginally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View PostI wish I could respond and clear up any confusion, but it seems that anything I say is considered grounds for issuing an infraction against me. Therefore, I will try to be quiet until the infractions expire.
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The most sensible thing you have said.Originally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View PostI wish I could respond and clear up any confusion, but it seems that anything I say is considered grounds for issuing an infraction against me. Therefore, I will try to be quiet until the infractions expire.
I thank you all for contributing to this thread.
Ecclesiastes 4:6
Better is an handful with quietness, than both the hands full with travail and vexation of spirit.
Job 34:29 When he giveth quietness, who then can make trouble? and when he hideth his face, who then can behold him? whether it be done against a nation, or against a man only:
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