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  • Seth Campbell
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Post
    I have to agree...

    I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)

    I don't have high expectations

    where do you live?
    perhaps we could meet?
    It may help if you had a manlier dog. Also a man needs to know that he is going to come ahead of your rat dog, which is always a suspicion with those pocket pups.

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  • David Micheal
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    I am not sure I like what you are suggesting!

    Leviticus 18:23 (King James Version)
    23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
    Nor do I, however I am hoping they are suggesting something different.

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  • Sister Charli
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Post
    what sort of dog is it?

    is she pretty?
    Originally posted by Flat Earth View Post
    You have a point here.Maybe we should see some photos before judge.
    I am not sure I like what you are suggesting!

    Leviticus 18:23 (King James Version)
    23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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  • Flat Earth
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Post
    what sort of dog is it?

    is she pretty?
    You have a point here.Maybe we should see some photos before judge.

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  • Mary Jayne Hammer
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    what sort of dog is it?

    is she pretty?

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  • Flat Earth
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    God helped your parents choose a nice wife for you and you prefer a relationship with your dog.I don't believe God will be very happy with you.

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  • SUV
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Post
    I have to agree...

    I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)

    I don't have high expectations

    where do you live?
    perhaps we could meet?
    What's this? All True Christian™ Men love DoGs.
    Are you not working with Team JESUS in order to take the first step towards growing America another little Soldier?

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  • Mary Jayne Hammer
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    apologies.

    he just sounds like such a catch.

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  • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Mary Jayne Hammer View Post
    I have to agree...

    I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)

    I don't have high expectations

    where do you live?
    perhaps we could meet?
    This is the place you should be looking for a husband.

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  • Mary Jayne Hammer
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
    Bestiality is an abomination.

    You really should consider a wife rather than a relationship with your dog. It is much more pleasing to our God. I think your parent's concerns are justified.

    I have to agree...

    I am 23 and looking for a husband with a love for dogs (see the picture of my pet pug, Christopher, in my avatar)

    I don't have high expectations

    where do you live?
    perhaps we could meet?

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  • CanadianHeart
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    Why are you going against your parents will? Are you trying to make them sad and disobey God?

    Ephisians 6:1

    Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
    Colossians 3:20

    Children, obey [your] parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Son, you are abusing the life God gave you. It is your choice to do so and pay the price for your folly by spending eternity in Hell, having your rectum ripped wide open by Satan's demons. I find it hard to believe you want that.

    God gave you life, he asks little in return. All he wants is for you to devote your lfe to Him, to marry and produce sons for Him. Is that so terribly wrong? Do women scare you? Are you so self important that returning Gods favor is to much of an inconvenience? What did God do to you that was not well deserved? Every day you sit around ignoring Gods demands, is another day He thinks less of you.
    Your unborn children are dying as I write this. Every month, a fertile woman looses an egg if not impregnated. Failure to become pregnant is murder and you are an accomplice.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View Post
    I apologize if I gave that impression. I do not consider myself to be better than any one of you. We are all brother and sisters in Christ.

    Regardless, I feel that this thread is getting off topic. Lets get back on topic and come up with suggestions to convince my parents that this is not the right time for me to get married. They are really putting the pressure on me. I need the help and support from you nice folks here at Landover.
    Friend,

    You need to pay attention; we are TRUE Christians(tm), not Catholics. Now what do we know about Catholic guilt trips? Franky we say you are ready to marry and get that women pumping out babies for Jesus. But we an't going to help you with your mommy issues.

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  • SUV
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View Post
    I wish I could respond and clear up any confusion, but it seems that anything I say is considered grounds for issuing an infraction against me. Therefore, I will try to be quiet until the infractions expire.
    It's probably due to the way you are taking the Lord's Name in vain with your signature. I'm seeing a distinct lack of Piety, here

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: My Parents are Forcing Me

    Originally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View Post
    I wish I could respond and clear up any confusion, but it seems that anything I say is considered grounds for issuing an infraction against me. Therefore, I will try to be quiet until the infractions expire.

    I thank you all for contributing to this thread.
    The most sensible thing you have said.

    Ecclesiastes 4:6
    Better is an handful with quietness, than both the hands full with travail and vexation of spirit.

    Job 34:29 When he giveth quietness, who then can make trouble? and when he hideth his face, who then can behold him? whether it be done against a nation, or against a man only:

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