Hell

[Sitromxe]

What is hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell

What is hell.

First of all, you need to make your little way over to the introduction section and introduce yourself, buster. What you are doing now is just rude, barging in like this without so much as a "hello".

Since you are so interested in such an important subject, I will share with you some knowledge about Hell. Here is some scripture about Hell.


Revelation 21:8 (King James Version) 8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Daniel 12:2 (King James Version) 2And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.


Matthew 5:22 (King James Version) 22But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.


Matthew 10:28 (King James Version) 28And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


Mark 9:44 (King James Version) 44Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.


Luke 16:19-26 (King James Version) 19There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day: 20And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores, 21And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores. 22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; 23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. 24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. 25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.


2 Thessalonians 1:9 (King James Version) 9Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;


Revelation 20:9-15 (King James Version) 9And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them. 10And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever. 11And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them. 12And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. 13And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. 14And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

So clearly Hell exists. God says so. In Hell, one will be perpetually burned alive all day and all night without pause for all eternity. It is also widely believed that denizens of Hell will be sodomized by demons with grotequely enlarged and serrated members which issue forth hot magma from the urethra. Since in Hell one will be spending all of eternity with Satan, who is evil incarnate, there is really no limit to the torments that one will endure. I imagine he will just get more and more creative as time goes on. I'm sure everyone will get a chance at some point or another to be boiled alive in a cauldron of human feces.

[Sitromxe]

Re: Hell

Hm, and God allows this.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell

Hm, and God allows this.

God not only allows Hell to exist. He created it with His omnipotence.


Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version) 7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Edit: Make an introduction before God smites you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hell

What is hell.

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
*As transcribed by Solipsy and Auntie Dee Dee

1 An ancient and venerable sage spoke unto the Pastaists of all the divisions, unto the Noodleists, and unto the Maranarists, the Fettucinians, the Pastafarians, and all of the great Pasta-based members of the Holy and Delicious Faith, and said:

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.

3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.

4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.

5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

7 There will be a kind of HellLight, where unbelievers have to live with school cafeteria spaghetti, second rate beer, and boring jobs in the service industries where the Heavenbound FSMists will be living.
8 There will be no privation, no physical torture, no burning or boiling in various liquids.
9 These aren't bad people, these are people that followed the culture and customs of their times and did not recognize the difference between a culture and a faith.

10 Actual FSM Hell is reserved for a very few, and those will be divided from the Pasta, the finest beverages and the fellowship of persons of good will and kind intent.
11 They will do all the laundry, cleaning and heavy or unpleasant jobs that are there.
12 Never will they eat of the Pasta of any kind, but will live on lots of beans and rice, potatoes and extremely cheap cuts of meat, and the type of diet that the American urban poor can afford, or that Senior Citizens and disabled persons on Social Security are reduced to.
13 They get the really icky dirty work.
14 They deserve it.
15 The bullies of the geopolitical world will be there, and their helpers.
16 The false religious leaders, who plead for funds through electronic media, and give nothing of their true selves, and hoard the money and live in opulence, they will be there.
17 Many others of ill-intent will be with them.

18 There is a reservation there for the tricksters, the con-men, the Abramoff et al/Delay contingent, who will begin every work day by licking clean the footwear of every Native American person there, even in Hell Light.
19 Also there will be the promulgators of the horrible practices against the indigenous people of every country ever "modernized" by Western Civilization.
20 They lick boots as well.
21 And when they're through they get to do all the stuff that nobody in the Hell above them want to do.

22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.
24 The current administration's quite enough.

25 Other people have other ideas, but then again other people are promoting Holy War, too.
26 Don't do that in the name of our FSM.
27 That's not the Way to Do Things Right

[Sitromxe]

Re: Hell

God is depicted as all powerful, all seeing, all knowing and all good entity. Is that correct?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hell

God is depicted as all powerful, all seeing, all knowing and all good entity. Is that correct?

Read the scripture provided for you. God is both good and evil.

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell

God is depicted as all powerful, all seeing, all knowing and all good entity. Is that correct?

Oh please. You don't seriously think we're going to fall for the okey dokey? You want us to say that God is all powerful, all knowing, and all good. Then you'll say, "why is there evil?" I have already shown you that the Bible clearly states that God creates evil Himself. Get over yourself, wannabe atheist. derpty derp derpa doo!

[Sitromxe]

Re: Hell

So god is

Evil
morally wrong or bad; immoral; wicked

and

Good
morally excellent; virtuous; righteous; pious


These two qualities conflict. This means that God's sense of morality is not infallible. By this definition God can make immoral choices. God can commit evils. So in essence god is a tyrant, yes.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell

So god is

Evil
morally wrong or bad; immoral; wicked

and

Good
morally excellent; virtuous; righteous; pious


These two qualities conflict. This means that God's sense of morality is not infallible. By this definition God can make immoral choices. God can commit evils. So in essence god is a tyrant, yes.

I don't see how you can call God a tyrant when all He wants from you is complete servitude and worship in exchange for not burning in Hell for all eternity. I suppose you just want to live in liberal candyland.

[Sitromxe]

Re: Hell

Well, are Omnipotent, Omniscience and Omnipresence not the defining characteristics of a god.
I am simply inquiring as to whether your specific god is bond by total Benevolence or whether he is free to do as he wishes.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell

Well, are Omnipotent, Omniscience and Omnipresence not the defining characteristics of a god.
I am simply inquiring as to whether your specific god is bond by total Benevolence or whether he is free to do as he wishes.

We have already answered this question. God can do whatever He wants. Who does God have to answer to? He is the Highest Power in the Universe! Do we need to tell you in multimedia?

[Sitromxe]

Re: Hell

I think that forcing people into total servitude on consequence of endless and meaningless torture fits the definition of tyrant nicely.
I can provide numerous definitions for the word tyrant if you so desire.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hell

I think that forcing people into total servitude on consequence of endless and meaningless torture fits the definition of tyrant nicely.
I can provide numerous definitions for the word tyrant if you so desire.

That just goes to show what a liberal nancy you are.

What is so meaningless about endless torture? It is all because some broad stole a piece of fruit from God. That is the meaning of it. How does everyone not deserve eternal torture if some broad stole a piece of fruit from God? It was God's fruit! Just because He has an infinite supply of everything does mean you're entitled to it, if He tells you "no!" He is God. He created you. He can torture you for all eternity if He wants. Are you saying parents don't have the right to torture their children forever?

[Sitromxe]

Re: Hell

I see. Might I inquire why do you worship him then? If what you are saying is true then the relationship humans have with god would be akin to a young child playing with a colony of ants. Not exactly a beneficial relationship for the ants.