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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: Am I bound for hell ?

    Well, I can answer the question these two nancyboys posed at the very beginning of this thread: Yes, you most certainly are going to hell. If you'd like to know more about what is in store for you and your boyfriends, check THIS out.

    Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

    You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
    As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
    Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

    Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
    Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
    Surrender you soul to Jesus and
    JOIN US.
    Praise Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • DazDaMan
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Oct 2006
      • 88

      #32
      Re: Am I bound for hell ?

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      My word, you two do get yourselves into a lather don't you?

      So, if you don't believe in Jesus© why are you here?

      Do you get a kick out of persecuting people about their beliefs?
      On a personal level, I was more interested in how liking or doing many of the things mentioned in the Big List of Bad would make me a Goth - which I am not, nor ever have been.

      Like Mark, I've nothing against religion of any shape or form, and in fact respect about 99% of it - but not the way it's protrayed on this particular website!

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      • Markypetal
        Pig-ignorant Pommy Sinner
         
        • Oct 2006
        • 41

        #33
        Re: Am I bound for hell ?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Well, I can answer the question these two nancyboys posed at the very beginning of this thread: Yes, you most certainly are going to hell. If you'd like to know more about what is in store for you and your boyfriends, check THIS out.

        "nancy boy"

        So let me get this straight ? I'm gay.... Because I dont believe in being racist ? Which clearly you guys do... I'm not seeing the logic there i'm afraid ?

        Mark

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        • DazDaMan
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Oct 2006
          • 88

          #34
          Re: Am I bound for hell ?

          Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
          "nancy boy"

          So let me get this straight ? I'm gay.... Because I dont believe in being racist ? Which clearly you guys do... I'm not seeing the logic there i'm afraid ?

          Mark
          Nope, I'm lost there, too!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #35
            Re: Am I bound for hell ?

            Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
            "nancy boy"

            So let me get this straight ? I'm gay.... Because I dont believe in being racist ? Which clearly you guys do... I'm not seeing the logic there i'm afraid ?

            Mark
            We are not racist in any way! We worship Jesus and follow every single commandment in the Holy Word of God. Are you trying to accuse Jesus of being racist? You'd better back that up jennifer. Or else apologize right now!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Markypetal
              Pig-ignorant Pommy Sinner
               
              • Oct 2006
              • 41

              #36
              Re: Am I bound for hell ?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              We are not racist in any way! We worship Jesus and follow every single commandment in the Holy Word of God. Are you trying to accuse Jesus of being racist? You'd better back that up jennifer. Or else apologize right now!
              I just read a thread about black people, refering to them as coons and niggers ?

              I'm sorry but that IS racist, And actually quite disgusting to read.

              Mark

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              • DazDaMan
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Oct 2006
                • 88

                #37
                Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                We are not racist in any way! We worship Jesus and follow every single commandment in the Holy Word of God. Are you trying to accuse Jesus of being racist? You'd better back that up jennifer. Or else apologize right now!
                Jesus? Probably not.

                You guys? Oh hell yes.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #38
                  Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                  It is a well-established biblical fact that God cursed nigras and condemned them to a life of inferiority and servitude. I mean just look at them. They live in slums, are lazy, use narcotics, and steal pies. Does that sound like God has Blessed them?

                  If you have a problem with nigras, take it us with Jesus, not us.

                  Wait a minute...are you two sodomites communists or something?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • DazDaMan
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 88

                    #39
                    Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    It is a well-established biblical fact that God cursed nigras and condemned them to a life of inferiority and servitude. I mean just look at them. They live in slums, are lazy, use narcotics, and steal pies. Does that sound like God has Blessed them?

                    If you have a problem with nigras, take it us with Jesus, not us.

                    Wait a minute...are you two sodomites communists or something?
                    Let me see....Denzel Washington, Spike Lee, Morgan Freeman, Shaquil O'Neal, Michael Jordan, Wesley Snipes... Yeah, they're all living in slums and living the life of inferiority and servitude, right enough!

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                    • Markypetal
                      Pig-ignorant Pommy Sinner
                       
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 41

                      #40
                      Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      It is a well-established biblical fact that God cursed nigras and condemned them to a life of inferiority and servitude. I mean just look at them. They live in slums, are lazy, use narcotics, and steal pies. Does that sound like God has Blessed them?

                      If you have a problem with nigras, take it us with Jesus, not us.

                      Wait a minute...are you two sodomites communists or something?
                      Not many communists in the UK mate, yout thinking of Russia.

                      And seriously are you blind ? The colour of your skin makes absolutely NO difference to a person. A white man can be just as much of a lazy bastard as one who is black. It was a coloured soldier who recieved the last VC cross in the British Army for saving the lives of his comrades.

                      You saying he's lazy ? I'm saying he's more of a man than you will ever be, he's fought for his country, Have you ? I very much dought it because with your attitude and beliefs your own troops would have beaten the utter shit out of you before you had even finished basic training.

                      Your a bunch of racists, and biggots. And I actually feel sorry for you and your weak minded breatheren.

                      Mark

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                      • DazDaMan
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 88

                        #41
                        Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                        Wonder if we could find a nice, friendly, Afro-American website on which to post the URL to this forum....

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                        • DazDaMan
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 88

                          #42
                          Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                          You call US hatemongers, well read it and weep, c***smokers:

                          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=88
                          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=179


                          I'm surprised the FBI isn't beating your asses half to death by now....
                          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 10-11-2006, 02:08 PM. Reason: profanity edited out

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #43
                            Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                            Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
                            You call US hatemongers, well read it and weep, c***smokers:

                            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=88
                            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=179


                            I'm surprised the FBI isn't beating your asses half to death by now....
                            Listen nancy, most of the FBI are members of our Church. We are God's chosen people, and as such, we are the most popular Baptist Church in the world. We support the Republican party and our President GWB 1000%. He was hand-picked by Jesus after all.

                            I need to let you know that every post you make here is being forwarded to the DOF for investigation.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • DazDaMan
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 88

                              #44
                              Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                              Do I look like I care? That would be a big, fat, NO!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #45
                                Re: Am I bound for hell ?

                                Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
                                Do I look like I care? That would be a big, fat, NO!!

                                Scoff all you like, degenerate. When Jesus tosses your worthless carcass into the lake of fire you won't be laughing much. Thats because you'll be too busy gargling satan's scalding hot spunk while being anally raped by every demon in hell. Not much fun there, but you go ahead and giggle with your fag boyfriends.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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