X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

    For showing me the light, I now realise its not YOU that are socially degenerative freaks and that I indeed must repent and come into the light !







    But really....

    For the best laugh we have had during work time in a ages

    It may amuse you to know that a whole group of Dr's, A couple of Nurses and a whoever else happened to be in the office at the time where literally pissing themselves with laughter at all the ridiculous crap on your site. So i must thank you, and long may your site be here for others to laugh and mock you. I do hope you never visit any country with proper laws however, as you may find inciting ratial hatred is actually a crime. unlike America where its actually in some states legal to marry a goat and make love to it as a partner.... Hmmm, yeah your right America trully is the "blessed land"

    Thanks for the laugh and goodbye, Must humour you to know that 90% of the worls population would probably all have you commited

    Mark

  • #2
    Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

    Originally posted by Markypetal View Post

    Thanks for the laugh and goodbye, Must humour you to know that 90% of the worls population would probably all have you commited

    Mark
    Friend, we are one percenters. (in fact, one percent of one percent, if that)

    There are currently about 6.5 billion people in the world. We are but 144,000. 1 percent of 1 percent of 6.5b is what? 650,000. Yeah, we are hated by way more than only 90% of the world.

    PRAISE JESUS!!!

    John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

    What would you rather be, loved by Jesus, or loved by the world?

    I'll take Jesus, what about you?

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

      Oh and on a less pleasent note,

      Refering to ethnic groups as animals
      Talk of stoning your own children
      Talk of killing ! your own children


      I hope to god this is just for show, I know the bible can be interpreted in many different ways. But the above is sick and downright evil, none of you deserve children in any way at all. how can you possibly say you love your children if you admit if they "wrong you or god" you would have them stoned to death ? Trully sick ! Blood is thicker than water guys, but obviously not to you.

      I pity you all, and your children.

      Mark

      Comment


      • #4
        Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

        Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
        For showing me the light, I now realise its not YOU that are socially degenerative freaks and that I indeed must repent and come into the light !
        That light you're talking about comes from the lake of fire, the brighest place in HELL, mocker!
        That's the only light you can look forward to, and that's where you're going to end up!

        Enjoy it, homer!
        I'm looking forward to watching you burn.
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

        Comment


        • #5
          Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

          Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
          Oh and on a less pleasent note,

          Refering to ethnic groups as animals
          Talk of stoning your own children
          Talk of killing ! your own children


          I hope to god this is just for show, I know the bible can be interpreted in many different ways. But the above is sick and downright evil, none of you deserve children in any way at all. how can you possibly say you love your children if you admit if they "wrong you or god" you would have them stoned to death ? Trully sick ! Blood is thicker than water guys, but obviously not to you.

          I pity you all, and your children.

          Mark
          Friend, why don't you love Jesus?

          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


          Don't you want to be happy?

          Praise Jesus!!!

          YIC
          V
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

          Comment


          • #6
            Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

            Originally posted by Brother V View Post
            Friend, we are one percenters. (in fact, one percent of one percent, if that)

            There are currently about 6.5 billion people in the world. We are but 144,000. 1 percent of 1 percent of 6.5b is what? 650,000. Yeah, we are hated by way more than only 90% of the world.

            PRAISE JESUS!!!

            John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

            What would you rather be, loved by Jesus, or loved by the world?

            I'll take Jesus, what about you?

            YIC
            V
            If your take on loving Jesus means treating another man or your OWN CHILD as no more than a common dog then I will take the world thanks. At least I know in future generations my kids wont be ashamed of me.

            Yours will, trust me.

            Mark

            Comment


            • #7
              Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              That light you're talking about comes from the lake of fire, the brighest place in HELL, mocker!
              That's the only light you can look forward to, and that's where you're going to end up!

              Enjoy it, homer!
              I'm looking forward to watching you burn.
              If your going to heaven how would you be watching me exactly ?

              And cool, If there is a god (which there isn't by the way) I am indeed going to hell then great At least I know the time I spent on Earth I wasn't an evil, ****ed up little biggot with an easily suceptable mind.

              Mark

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
                If your take on loving Jesus means treating another man or your OWN CHILD as no more than a common dog then I will take the world thanks. At least I know in future generations my kids wont be ashamed of me.

                Yours will, trust me.

                Mark
                I see we have another pesecutor with us who, with his friends think it is funny to come to True Christian™ Website and mock our Religion.

                You should be so ashamed.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



                Comment


                • #9
                  Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                  Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
                  If your take on loving Jesus means treating another man or your OWN CHILD as no more than a common dog then I will take the world thanks. At least I know in future generations my kids wont be ashamed of me.

                  Yours will, trust me.

                  Mark
                  They will be very ashamed of you, because you're damning them all to hell by rejecting Jesus!

                  Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me
                  Deuteronomy 5:9
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                    Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
                    If your take on loving Jesus means treating another man or your OWN CHILD as no more than a common dog then I will take the world thanks. At least I know in future generations my kids wont be ashamed of me.

                    Yours will, trust me.

                    Mark
                    My children will honour me.

                    Or they will be destroyed as stubborn and rebellious.

                    Deuteronomy 21:18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:


                    21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.


                    I pray that my children will hate me. Because, I for sure will hate them, just as Jesus want's me to do.

                    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                    Friend, why don't you love Jesus?

                    Why do you hold onto your notions that you need to love anything else? Jesus wants you to go to Him. Why won't you accept His temporary sacrifice? Why do you make Jesus cry?

                    WHY

                    YIC
                    V
                    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                      Originally posted by Markypetal View Post
                      If your going to heaven how would you be watching me exactly ?
                      Read the Bible, homer!
                      It's all in there, the Saved will laugh together with Jesus at the damned as they burn in hell.
                      You can see hell from heaven, and vice versa.

                      ..Which will just add to your suffering in hell, and to our glory in heaven..
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                        Originally posted by Markypetal View Post

                        It may amuse you to know that a whole group of Dr's, A couple of Nurses and a whoever else happened to be in the office at the time where literally pissing themselves with laughter at all the ridiculous crap on your site.
                        Mark

                        No it's not amusing that most of those "Dr's" were probably trained by minions of satan to do the work of evil. And for you to pass this all off as a joke to your friends, co-workers and any other "else" that happened to be in your office, may satan's phallus make you wince in pain once he has you bent over his infernal desk of love. I am sure he will make you priority number one in his long list. You mock because you cannot even comphrehend what is true and what is not. May you burn hot and bright Mark, for the devil has his mark upon your ass. Then we will be the ones laughing, for your torture will be most eventful.

                        There is still time to turn, but........if you really wanted to, you would have never filled this forum with your filth of mouth. satan has a place for you. he welcomes you.

                        Hushed
                        And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                        Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                        Pslams 51:7

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                          Originally posted by Hushed_Agony View Post
                          No it's not amusing that most of those "Dr's" were probably trained by minions of satan to do the work of evil.
                          OK, so a 16-ton truck mashes your ass to a pulp, and you have a slim chance of surviving, yeah? You deny medical help because, to quote yourself, doctors are trained by minions of Satan to do the work of evil.

                          Evil? Like saving folks lives and <profanity removed>?

                          There is still time to turn, but........if you really wanted to, you would have never filled this forum with your filth of mouth. satan has a place for you. he welcomes you.
                          Tell him to get the beers in!

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                            Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
                            OK, so a 16-ton truck mashes your ass to a pulp, and you have a slim chance of surviving, yeah? You deny medical help because, to quote yourself, doctors are trained by minions of Satan to do the work of evil.

                            Evil? Like saving folks lives and <profanity removed>?



                            Tell him to get the beers in!
                            Im with darren on this one.

                            If all bad things are Hell ?

                            #Drugs
                            #Sluts
                            #Alcohol
                            #Marilyn Monroe

                            Then **** it, where do we sign up ?

                            Mark

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys

                              Originally posted by DazDaMan View Post
                              OK, so a 16-ton truck mashes your ass to a pulp, and you have a slim chance of surviving, yeah? You deny medical help because, to quote yourself, doctors are trained by minions of Satan to do the work of evil.

                              Evil? Like saving folks lives and shit?
                              Yes, it's VERY evil! They deny the will of Jesus, they spit on Him even though He temporarily died for us!
                              Also, He must have had a reason for smiting them in such a way.

                              So if you're ever injured to sick, you don't go to a sickular (satanic) hospital, this is what you do:

                              Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                              And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                              James 5:14-15
                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                              Proverbs 9:12-13

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X