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  • Tubba Blubba
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 75

    #1

    Problems with my sister

    While most of my family is very God-fearing, my sister, who is two years older than I am, has always been something of a rebel. She usually followed us to the Sunday sermons, but I feel that she is not reading the Bible well enough, and not listening enough to Jesus' advice.

    The other day, I heard strange sounds past 12 at night - I had a very late day of Bible-study - and I believe they came from my sister's room, sounds of moaning. At first I shrugged.

    But the next day, while passing the bathroom while she was showering, I heard the same moaning sounds from the bathroom.

    This was a few days after our pastor had given a long sermons on exactly which practices - including masturbation - were unacceptable, and he had been very detailed in order to make sure that no one misunderstood. I believe my sister may had intentionally rebelled against God and masturbated. This practice is clearly forbidden by the Scriptures:

    1 Corinthians 6:9-10
    9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


    I am unsure how to deal with this. I certainly must guide my sister away from this sinful behaviour, as I believe she is still worthy of salvation. But I do not know how to confront her. If I simply accuse her of the act, I am sure that she will deny it. Should I perhaps install a camera in her bedroom, or in the bathroom, in order to have evidence to confront her with? Or should I simply subtly read chosen verses from the KJV?

    God bless thou,
    Leonard
  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #2
    Re: Problems with my sister

    Why are you telling stories of your sexual depravity. First you tell us about you lusts of sodomizing men and women. Now you want your sister to masturbate for a video so you can watch it.

    Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Tubba Blubba
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2010
      • 75

      #3
      Re: Problems with my sister

      Of course I would not watch it! I would hand it to my pastor so that he could determine what needs to be done.

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      • waywardJim
        Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
        • Jul 2010
        • 124

        #4
        Re: Problems with my sister

        Why does God make ugly people and then allow them to create terrible visuals such as ugly sisters masterbating! This is proof that there is no God! If God created people in his image. Then God must have had an ugly side, (maybe his backside). Or ugliness is a random natural phenomenon and there is no God, (of course).
        Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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        • Lycia The Repentant
          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 2019

          #5
          Re: Problems with my sister

          You seem to have a lot of problems, Tubba Blubber.

          "Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness." Exodus 23:1

          I think you should re-read your KJV bible. It contains the answers to all of your questions.
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
          An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • Tubba Blubba
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 75

            #6
            Re: Problems with my sister

            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
            You seem to have a lot of problems, Tubba Blubber.

            "Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness." Exodus 23:1

            I think you should re-read your KJV bible. It contains the answers to all of your questions.
            But if my sister is not to enter the Kingdom of God, what shall I do?

            As Luke 12 says:

            46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers.

            47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

            48 But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.
            Considering that my sister heard the sermon and understood that this was a grave sin, she will surely be dearly punished in Hell if she does not repent!

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Problems with my sister

              Masturbation is just another way for some sinners to express their hatred of God. They don't do it because it feels good. They do it because it hurts the Baby Jesus.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Clinger
                Unsaved trash, godmocking pervert, vile papist
                • Nov 2010
                • 19

                #8
                Re: Problems with my sister

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                Masturbation is just another way for some sinners to express their hatred of God. They don't do it because it feels good. They do it because it hurts the Baby Jesus.

                I beg to differ there me old cocker......It feels great.
                James Hutchins fancys me..

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: Problems with my sister

                  Originally posted by Clunge View Post
                  I beg to differ there me old cocker......It feels great.
                  What are you doing to your old cocker? Could the DoF track this guy down and hand the info to the ASPCA! Sexually abusing dogs is just wrong!
                  Drama queen

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                  • barton
                    True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
                    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 498

                    #10
                    Re: Problems with my sister

                    Originally posted by Tubba Blubba View Post
                    I certainly must guide my sister away from this sinful behaviour
                    Dear Leona,

                    I fear you are developing a homosexual desire for your sister. I'm sure this is the norm for families in your country, sister-on-sister action. However, you profess to be Christian! Perhaps you need a cold shower? ...just wait for your sister to finish showering first!
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                    Revelations 6:16
                    "And said to the mountains and rocks,
                    Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                    of him that sitteth on the throne,
                    and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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                    • ibkid345
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Problems with my sister

                      KJV OF THE BIBLE IS WORSE THAN THE LATIN VERSION OF THE 14TH CENTURY. JUST SAYIN'. It says God damns fornicators, yet someone had to fornicate to produce a child that would grow into an adult that would write those words in the Bible. Now, it also says that God damns hypocrites. Therefore, King James is rotting in Hell as we speak. Add another to the list Dante...... Whattaya think? Lake Coccytus with the sowers of discord is what I say.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Problems with my sister

                        Originally posted by ibkid345 View Post
                        KJV OF THE BIBLE IS WORSE THAN THE LATIN VERSION OF THE 14TH CENTURY. JUST SAYIN'. It says God damns fornicators, yet someone had to fornicate to produce a child that would grow into an adult that would write those words in the Bible.
                        Fornication is sex outside of marriage, genius.

                        Now, it also says that God damns hypocrites. Therefore, King James is rotting in Hell as we speak. Add another to the list Dante...... Whattaya think? Lake Coccytus with the sowers of discord is what I say.
                        So what if King James is in Hell? All he did was pay for the translation. He didn't write any of it himself.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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