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Ignore him. The guy is a hippie malcontent and I strongly suspect that he's a queer.

The bitterness and hate oozing from these atheists just makes me sick.

And to think I was one of them until recently. Shudder. They are always "tolerant" until you try to leave their camp, aren't they?

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No, they ruined my life by having me send my kids to their "Christian Camp" and tithing me into the poor house and behaving like a tyrant!
Stay away from them.

I am always suspicious when people say: "they made me do it". It wasn't you, (and it certainly wasn't Jesus), no, it was: "them".

We all chose the paths we walk on. Why should I take advice from someone who hasn't exactly been a model Christian himself?

[Deaner]

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No, they ruined my life by having me send my kids to their "Christian Camp" and tithing me into the poor house and behaving like a tyrant!
Stay away from them.

You were a drunk and a coward Dwayne. You were coming along fine until we told you to stick up for yourself and instead you chose to crawl into a bottle and pout like a girl. Now you wear buckskin and bellbottoms while your wife screws your neighbours and you call it tolerance and being non-judgemental. You're the last person I'll be looking to for advice.

[Nobar King]

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Definitetely get rid of the 'farfalle'. Those little bow tie pastas will make your TONGUE gay.

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Definitetely get rid of the 'farfalle'. Those little bow tie pastas will make your TONGUE gay.

I was afraid someone would notice

[Brother Temperance]

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Definitetely get rid of the 'farfalle'. Those little bow tie pastas will make your TONGUE gay.

You must be quite the man of the world, knowing about such exotic third world concepts as farfalle. I couldn't make out a single word of the Dutch/Arabic gibberish adorning those hellish packages. Although I did notice a bottle of Famous Grouse at the back. I presume in Belgium, they don't have any normal celebrities like in proper countries and instead just pay an unhealthy amount of attention to the behaviour of wildfowl. I wonder how much they had to pay the Famous Grouse to endorse that energy drink?

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You must be quite the man of the world, knowing about such exotic third world concepts as farfalle. I couldn't make out a single word of the Dutch/Arabic gibberish adorning those hellish packages. Although I did notice a bottle of Famous Grouse at the back. I presume in Belgium, they don't have any normal celebrities like in proper countries and instead just pay an unhealthy amount of attention to the behaviour of wildfowl. I wonder how much they had to pay the Famous Grouse to endorse that energy drink?

Do you think we can read what's on them ? We just look at the signs & logos and buy stuff randomly, whilst trying to convert that Euro thing into our previous third world money. And fail.

The bottle actually contains Smoothie, so we can pretend we drink whisky. I have heard what you say though brother, and will start drinking JD as soon as possible. (which actually contains milkshake over here)

Speaking off whiskey, one of my many sins in life is drinking single malts. If you think Arabic is gibberish, try remembering the name of those Scottish places after you wake up with a hangover. Bruichladdich ? Laphroig ? Lagavulin ? I think that's why my head hurts, to be honest. (that, and the impression the food processor left on my skull last night).

[Brother Temperance]

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Speaking off whiskey, one of my many sins in life is drinking single malts. If you think Arabic is gibberish, try remembering the name of those Scottish places after you wake up with a hangover. Bruichladdich ? Laphroig ? Lagavulin ? I think that's why my head hurts, to be honest. (that, and the impression the food processor left on my skull last night).

I believe that in some of the more isolated and backwards parts of Scotland, they actually sacrifice Christians to a pagan deity called Glenmorangie on a regular basis. Despicable.

[Larry Lee]

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Do you think we can read what's on them ? We just look at the signs & logos and buy stuff randomly, whilst trying to convert that Euro thing into our previous third world money. And fail.

Indeed. Whilst the pastors and I complete our investigation of your wife's alleged direct-deposits into that foul bank account, we wonder if you could clarify the exact nature of the Belgique transactions that seem to populate her purchases and social life. Does she prefer smelly Europeans to you? Is she acursed by Enlightenment thought patterns? Does she, perhaps, acknowledge a familiarity with this map?



Frankly, I'm thinking the woman's not an American True Christian™, and you'd be best to stone her to death and move to Freehold. But let's complete our forensics on this Europhile woman, and see how it all turns out.

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Indeed. Whilst the pastors and I complete our investigation of your wife's alleged direct-deposits into that foul bank account, we wonder if you could clarify the exact nature of the Belgique transactions that seem to populate her purchases and social life. Does she prefer smelly Europeans to you? Is she acursed by Enlightenment thought patterns? Does she, perhaps, acknowledge a familiarity with this map?

Well, being a smelly European myself, I have to say yes. And although I've never caught her with a book of that Voltaire chap, she did give me a Richard Dawkins book Needless to say I burned it in the garden.

That map looks quite accurate to me, although we are more used to seeing it without those naughty African bits showing. It is used in our schools very often.

Frankly, I'm thinking the woman's not an American True Christian™, and you'd be best to stone her to death and move to Freehold. But let's complete our forensics on this Europhile woman, and see how it all turns out.

The evidence looks quite damning to be honest.

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I believe that in some of the more isolated and backwards parts of Scotland, they actually sacrifice Christians to a pagan deity called Glenmorangie on a regular basis. Despicable.

I'm going to pretend I haven't seen your post, because it would mean I'd have to admit I once drank... Christian blood

[imback]

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Indeed. Whilst the pastors and I complete our investigation of your wife's alleged direct-deposits into that foul bank account, we wonder if you could clarify the exact nature of the Belgique transactions that seem to populate her purchases and social life. Does she prefer smelly Europeans to you? Is she acursed by Enlightenment thought patterns? Does she, perhaps, acknowledge a familiarity with this map?



Frankly, I'm thinking the woman's not an American True Christian™, and you'd be best to stone her to death and move to Freehold. But let's complete our forensics on this Europhile woman, and see how it all turns out.

You stupid racist stoning people to death is illegal, just divorce her, I mean come on, she brings in money and she cooks good food, you are ungrateful for the blessing that god has given you, you don't deserve her.

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You stupid racist stoning people to death is illegal, just divorce her, I mean come on, she brings in money and she cooks good food, you are ungrateful for the blessing that god has given you, you don't deserve her.

Easy tiger. It wasn't his wife, but mine. Sadly, she died in a bizarre gardening accident yesterday. Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.

Incidently, she brings in a lot more money in her current state

[imback]

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Did you just admit to killing your wife?

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Of course not Whatever gave you that idea ? Killing your wife is illegal over here!

I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.