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  • #1

    Help! My Daughter!

    My Daughter used to be a good, Christian girl... She would read the Bible after school, and then go to bed after! She would also do all the house work and cook all the meals as well... How I miss those days... Satan has led her astray now! Just the other night, I found her in her room performing oral and anal sex on two seperate men at the sametime! I'm fairly sure they were bi-sexual men as well. I'm abosolutely horrified and I need the Lords help more now than ever in my life. Not only is she now a Godless whore, but she's also starting acting independant, and started using words like 'no' or 'F*** off Dad, I don't need this S*** anymore, do you own d*** dishes!' Please, someone help me!
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  • #2
    Re: Help! My Daughter!

    I cannot imagine any child bringing strangers into the home without parental permission. Perhaps she did not receive enough spankings as a child. Banish the harlot from your home until she turns back to Jesus.

    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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    • #3
      Re: Help! My Daughter!

      I couldn't agree with YP Marty more. Spare the rod and spoil the child. Right now your child is like a carton of spoiled milk. It stinks up the place and there's no way you're going to pour that rancid slop on your morning oatmeal. The only thing you can do is dump it in the trashcan outside your house.

      Once that filthy little whore is out on the street, where she obviously belongs, she can put her new found skills to work for those pellets of cocaine crack the kids seem to like so much these days.

      Cut the cord and banish her from your mind. And don't repeat those same mistakes you made on your next bundle of joy. Get right with God and try again.

      Good luck!

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      • #4
        Re: Help! My Daughter!

        I'd say her problems stem from having a father who thinks he's a slanty-eyed yellow fox. Would you care to explain where your username comes from?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Help! My Daughter!

          I must agree with above posters, banish her and banish her right now.
          She has acted the whore while in her father's house and thus should be stoned -
          However, since we are also commanded to obey secular law, you can't do that.

          So banishing will have to do..
          Give her a KJV1611 Bible and boot her out, tell her she isn't welcome back until she has turned her life over to Jesus and repented of her whoredoms.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • #6
            Re: Help! My Daughter!

            My name? Well, your Admins hit it quite right. It's from an anime I used to watch/read. Anime's not prohibited by the Bible is it? My Church never told me so, infact, we used to all get togather and watch it... Oh no... NO! Am I going to Hell now too?! I don't want to be with my whore of a daughter and Satan for the whole fo eternity!!! PLEASE, help me!

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            • #7
              Re: Help! My Daughter!

              Originally posted by jap fox 205 View Post
              My name? Well, your Admins hit it quite right. It's from an anime I used to watch/read. Anime's not prohibited by the Bible is it? My Church never told me so, infact, we used to all get togather and watch it... Oh no... NO! Am I going to Hell now too?! I don't want to be with my whore of a daughter and Satan for the whole fo eternity!!! PLEASE, help me!
              Anime is chink cartoons designed to enslave children to satan. To quote Brother Temperance on the subject:

              All Nip inventions - manga, anime, pokeaman, tamawhatsit, and so on and so forth, are nothing more than tools of Satan used to brainwash America's children into becoming a Fifth column for the next World War. When Jesus leads us to crush the Oriental Heathens once and for all, we shall have to contend not only with the Yellow Peril's kamikaze troops, but also the brainwashed pro-Jap youth in our midst. Thank you for drawing our attention to this.
              Accept Jesus and repent of your addiction to gookism NOW!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Help! My Daughter!

                I repent I REPENT. Will Jesus ever forgive me? I don't even know if I deserve it now... I see know how detrimentaly horrible a drawing can be, and I need to know what I can do to cleanse my soul of the putrid stench of a cartoon!

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                • #9
                  Re: Help! My Daughter!

                  Originally posted by jap fox 205 View Post
                  I repent I REPENT. Will Jesus ever forgive me? I don't even know if I deserve it now... I see know how detrimentaly horrible a drawing can be, and I need to know what I can do to cleanse my soul of the putrid stench of a cartoon!
                  Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send a Love Offering to Jesus!

                  Get your credit cards ready.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Help! My Daughter!

                    Pastor, you are joking, right? What would Jesus want, or need to do, with my money?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Help! My Daughter!

                      Originally posted by jap fox 205 View Post
                      Pastor, you are joking, right? What would Jesus want, or need to do, with my money?
                      I am most certainly NOT joking!

                      Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

                      Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

                      Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

                      If you are truly Saved, then you owe Jesus 10% of your yearly gross income. It takes cold hard cash to spread the Good News around the globe about Jesus. No joke about that!

                      Don't try and rob Christ.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Help! My Daughter!

                        "Jap Fox"
                        do not worry of that fool, he only wants to line his pockets. your daughter is lost most likely, I know not the story entirely. your daughter is most definetly growing up, her mistake she makes now will be realized and she will turn into a real, mature person. paying money to a cult shall not save her from her painful life to come, but her reason and logic shall. events and people will be a major key, not your purse in the hands of a greedy pastor only interested in his next car he shall buy with your money.
                        I could maybe direct you to a Counciller, he is an expert in this work, he ma be a teen, but he has helped a number of people in a likewise position. it is not just god that is to help her, you need those that god made in his image, to help fight for the greater good.

                        this Counciller is so good at his job he has stopped a girl with Bipolar Syndrome killing herself more than 20 times, I strongly suggest you seek his advice and such. it is a free service, he doesn't see any use for getting paid as he would rather to help people with their quandaries.

                        your daughter shall be in a sanctuary some day, just time has not fortuned it close and easy.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Help! My Daughter!

                          Meserti,

                          This open-minded free-thinkin' harlotry of yours will hurt you and hurt you bad. It already has. "he ma be a teen"? You are trying to send this wayward daughter of a tithe-bouncer to a teenage counselor who probably recovered from his own pasty-faced gothic demonolatry only moments ago?

                          I'm warning you, Meserti -- if you're not careful, you'll reincarnate in Europe like I did, after your emo death. There is no megachurch anywhere near me, I can't carry a concealed weapon, there are no Republicans, and all I have to guide me is my dog (spectrally thin because of a dearth of Gaines-Burgers), who is possessed by the Devil and only sings to me after I've had three liters (note Satanic metric system) of vodka in one sitting.

                          I started out like you, a narcissistic poseuse -- but already I am rotting in the very antechamber of Hell. Let this be a warning to you -- listen to the insightful words of wise men like Deaner and Pastor Ezekiel before your lesbianism leads you bestiality and worse. There aren't even Gaines-Burgers in America anymore, and it's because of languid brides of Satan like you. You'll end up dominated by a demonic Chihuahua somewhere where the Lord's language (American English) isn't even spoken.

                          Sincerely,
                          A Fellow Seeker

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                          • #14
                            Re: Help! My Daughter!

                            Originally posted by Meserti View Post
                            "Jap Fox"
                            do not worry of that fool, he only wants to line his pockets. your daughter is lost most likely, I know not the story entirely. your daughter is most definetly growing up, her mistake she makes now will be realized and she will turn into a real, mature person. paying money to a cult shall not save her from her painful life to come, but her reason and logic shall. events and people will be a major key, not your purse in the hands of a greedy pastor only interested in his next car he shall buy with your money.
                            I could maybe direct you to a Counciller, he is an expert in this work, he ma be a teen, but he has helped a number of people in a likewise position. it is not just god that is to help her, you need those that god made in his image, to help fight for the greater good.

                            this Counciller is so good at his job he has stopped a girl with Bipolar Syndrome killing herself more than 20 times, I strongly suggest you seek his advice and such. it is a free service, he doesn't see any use for getting paid as he would rather to help people with their quandaries.

                            your daughter shall be in a sanctuary some day, just time has not fortuned it close and easy.

                            Why do you talk like that? Your words are all funny. Are you one of them theater students?
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • #15
                              Re: Help! My Daughter!

                              learned words bring knowledge to those who use them. you most definetly know not the value of free thought.

                              this is Jap Fox's Desicion to help his daughter, I do not care about your pathetic insults, by the way, I'm in Europe, I'm in London for an Art exhibition with some of my Art.
                              your insults are petty, I care not if I burn in your pit of hades, I prefer to do my good in this world and then pass on into dust and ashes.

                              Jap Fox, I hope you accept my decision, it is for your benefit and your daughter's salvation on this world and the next.

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