My Boy

[GodGoodFlavor]

Fellow christians i come to you today, ashamed.

Recently i noticed my 2 year old son has been spouting erections while playing with his Twin sister. I Noticed this twice before i finally went off and struck him. i then ran into my room and cried. i don't know what to do, is he gonna grow up to be some kind liberal freak rapist or what....

[Evilman2002]

Re: My Boy

you better go strike him a few times more. i dont know about you but when i send my kid to his room hes got his wii and his nintendo 64 and his virtual boy and hes just playin on his xbox and its not really a punishment. you better just keep striking him every time he lets his guard down.

[see_the_light]

Re: My Boy

Fellow christians i come to you today, ashamed.

Recently i noticed my 2 year old son has been spouting erections while playing with his Twin sister. I Noticed this twice before i finally went off and struck him. i then ran into my room and cried. i don't know what to do, is he gonna grow up to be some kind liberal freak rapist or what....

Were they lying or standing?

If they were lying then he is DAMNED.


Deutheronomy 27:22

"Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen."

On the other hand the erection itself seems natural, read your canticles 4:9

"Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck."

It should be seen as an healthy sign that your son is no hommer and that beside having a manly son your daughter is already beautiful though at 2 I would say your son is choosing on the "too soon" side (even for a TRUE CHRISTIAN)

PRAISE THE LORD!

[JennyD]

Re: My Boy

On the other hand the erection itself seems natural, read your canticles 4:9

Canticles?

I'm sorry, Mr. Light, but there is no book of Canticles in my KJV1611.

I do recall the term, but only as mentioned by my Mary-worshipping parents, of whom I am mortally ashamed.

Are you an escaped Catholic?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Boy

Brothers and sisters, this entire thread is an abomination. The demon who started it is a liar and a self-proclaimed child rapaist and sodomite. He is not a Christian. Feel free to rebuke and/or ignore him, like all unsaved scum.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: My Boy

Fellow christians i come to you today, ashamed.

Recently i noticed my 2 year old son has been spouting erections while playing with his Twin sister. I Noticed this twice before i finally went off and struck him. i then ran into my room and cried. i don't know what to do, is he gonna grow up to be some kind liberal freak rapist or what ...

What a shocking family situation! You have failed your child miserably! Your boy will probably grow up to be a homer now, all because you ran away crying like a sissy!

You should have finished the job like a manly man, good GOD!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: My Boy

Canticles?

I'm sorry, Mr. Light, but there is no book of Canticles in my KJV1611.

I do recall the term, but only as mentioned by my Mary-worshipping parents, of whom I am mortally ashamed.

Are you an escaped Catholic?

It is in reference to Song of Solomon (indeed in the KJV1611). The term "Canticle", while often used by the cathylicks and anglicants, is more generic in today's context.

[Scott M]

Re: My Boy

It is in reference to Song of Solomon (indeed in the KJV1611). The term "Canticle", while often used by the cathylicks and anglicants, is more generic in today's context.

Thanks I was confused about what he was refering to as well. And as for the thread creator, he has made a lot of stupid threads to try to pevoke people he's clearly lying.

[GodGoodFlavor]

Re: My Boy

What a shocking family situation! You have failed your child miserably! Your boy will probably grow up to be a homer now, all because you ran away crying like a sissy!

You should have finished the job like a manly man, good GOD!

i ask for advice and i get insults and judgement? what kind of christians are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Boy

i ask for advice and i get insults and judgement? what kind of christians are you?

No, you mock Jesus and persecute us....and you will get sent to hellfire for your efforts.

We are the kind of Christians known as True Christians™. The kind who worship Christ properly and follow the ENTIRE KJV Bible.

[Larry Lee]

Re: My Boy

i ask for advice and i get insults and judgement? what kind of christians are you?

The kind who love you enough to damn you to Hell.

[Deaner]

Re: My Boy

i ask for advice and i get insults and judgement? what kind of christians are you?

What kind of Christian are you? You hit your son and then you run away crying? Your kids are going to continue to act out until you stop acting like some super sensitive love freak. Give your son a couple of years and he'll be raping you unless you straighten things out.

[GodGoodFlavor]

Re: My Boy

No, you mock Jesus and persecute us....and you will get sent to hellfire for your efforts.

We are the kind of Christians known as True Christians™. The kind who worship Christ properly and follow the ENTIRE KJV Bible.

I didnt mock jesus... Tom Cruise said in his own words. There is only 1 jesus. and you people are clearly devil worshippers who pretend the devil is jesus. Thats why u pimp ur virgins and talk about ur dicks all the time.

[VictoryOS]

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I didnt mock jesus... Tom Cruise said in his own words. There is only 1 jesus. and you people are clearly devil worshippers who pretend the devil is jesus. Thats why u pimp ur virgins and talk about ur dicks all the time.

U must not no that ur not on msn rite now lol

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Boy

I didnt mock jesus... Tom Cruise said in his own words. There is only 1 jesus. and you people are clearly devil worshippers who pretend the devil is jesus. Thats why u pimp ur virgins and talk about ur dicks all the time.

Now I get it. You're one of those imbecelic Scientologists. Are you space alien overlords pleased with your work serving satan?

Enjoy hell.