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  • EsocksLAMB
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Tampons?

    While I realize it is unladylike to discuss such a disgusting thing with such True Christians, especially around men, I need to know if it is okay to use tampons.

    The entire idea of it is disgusting, since you have to touch your vagina, and such touching is completely disgusting, and completely ungodly. My friends all use tampons, and I just want to know if they are going to hell for this.

    I will not miss them if they are, for they will be getting payback for their disgusting tampon sin. They will be having their vaginas ripped to pieces by wild beasts if it is sinful.

    Praise the Lord.
  • lord warrior
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2007
    • 406

    #2
    Re: Tampons?

    Well you do need something. I wouldn't want my Amy leaving a bloody mess around the house./

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Tampons?

      Originally posted by EsocksLAMB View Post
      While I realize it is unladylike to discuss such a disgusting thing with such True Christians, especially around men, I need to know if it is okay to use t*****s.

      The entire idea of it is disgusting, since you have to touch your v****a, and such touching is completely disgusting, and completely ungodly. My friends all use t*****s, and I just want to know if they are going to hell for this.

      I will not miss them if they are, for they will be getting payback for their disgusting t****n sin. They will be having their v*****s ripped to pieces by wild beasts if it is sinful.

      Praise the Lord.
      It certainly isn't alright to use them at all! It's all explained here...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Tampons?

        Originally posted by EsocksLAMB View Post
        While I realize it is unladylike to discuss such a disgusting thing with such True Christians, especially around men, I need to know if it is okay to use tampons.

        The entire idea of it is disgusting, since you have to touch your vagina, and such touching is completely disgusting, and completely ungodly. My friends all use tampons, and I just want to know if they are going to hell for this.

        I will not miss them if they are, for they will be getting payback for their disgusting tampon sin. They will be having their vaginas ripped to pieces by wild beasts if it is sinful.

        Praise the Lord.
        Young lady! I don't know where you learned filthy talk like that, but i can tell you that no 14 year old Christian girl would ever know about such things, unless she was married!

        I'm praying that your father washes your mouth out with soap.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • nikilds
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2007
          • 164

          #5
          Re: Tampons?

          Im afraid to ask, but whats a tampon?
          Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
          Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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          • the Amatory Maiden
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2008
            • 10

            #6
            Re: Tampons?

            Originally posted by nikilds View Post
            Im afraid to ask, but whats a tampon?
            A tubular wad of cotton that girls shove up their privat eplace to absorb menstrual blood.

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            • Brother V
              True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3481

              #7
              Re: Tampons?

              Originally posted by the Amatory Maiden View Post
              A tubular wad of cotton that girls shove up their privat eplace to absorb menstrual blood.
              Is Privat E-place like myspace or that facebook thingy? Sounds like something that those evil people at apple would make!!!

              YIC
              V
              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: Tampons?

                Originally posted by the Amatory Maiden View Post
                A tubular wad of cotton that girls shove up their privat eplace to absorb menstrual blood.
                Why would you want to collect blood from your cooter? Do you throw it at Christians?

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                • Aijelle
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Re: Tampons?

                  This is absolutely insane. Here we have a poor girl asking for you guidance and you ban her from the site? That is by no means an acceptable way of dealing with problems. I would expect the rest of you to be compassionate and help her understand your opinions on menstrual hygiene, whatever they may be. That’s cold hearted to send her away from a forum when she asked you for help.

                  Although the menstrual cycle can be a very embarrassing issue to discuss, for those of us that are more timid, it happens to every woman. If it weren’t for the monthly visitor none of us would have been born!

                  If the above poster, whom of which the community has banned, can still read replies I would like to make a reply myself;

                  Just because your friends use tampons does not mean that you have to as well. It’s the same with clothes they wear etc. If you use maxi pads continue to use them. You don’t have to worry about changing your sanitary methods during that “time of the month” just because of what your friends use. End of story.

                  Anyone who doesn’t understand what tampons are for, don’t go about asking on the internet of all places. That’s what you have parents for.
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                  • hechetonchieres
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: Tampons?

                    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                    Is Privat E-place like myspace or that facebook thingy? Sounds like something that those evil people at apple would make!!!

                    YIC
                    V
                    ugh, she obviously made a typo, folks.

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: Tampons?

                      Originally posted by Aijelle View Post
                      This is absolutely insane. Here we have a poor girl asking for you guidance and you ban her from the site? That is by no means an acceptable way of dealing with problems. I would expect the rest of you to be compassionate and help her understand your opinions on menstrual hygiene, whatever they may be. That’s cold hearted to send her away from a forum when she asked you for help.
                      Perhaps you didn't notice when you signed up -- and clearly neither did she -- but nobody under 18 is allowed on this Forum. It's part of the Terms of Service to which you agreed.

                      Some parts of God's Word discussed here are considered "mature subject matter" and the Church has run into legal issues over what God-hating liberals call "adult material" in the past, so children are not allowed to post here.

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