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    Swearing on the Koran?

    Friends,

    I was required to evidence in court today (on the side of right and justice) and I raised the Holy Bible (I didn't check the edition) in my right hand and gave the oath: "I swear by Almighty GOD that the evidence I shall give to the court in this case shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth." I gave my evidence, was cross-examined etc and then sat down. The accused then got into the witness box raised the unholy Muhammedan Koran and gave the EXACT SAME OATH, with no words substituted! Now I know for sure that my GOD is not his. As I live in Australia, I'd like to know if some of the Landover Legal Team have come across a similar situation and what they did about it, so that perhaps I can get some ideas about how to combat this.
    Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. We cannot afford mercy for any of its victims too weak to take the correct course. Mercy destroys us; it weakens us and saps our resolve.
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    Re: Swearing on the bible?

    I've never heard of such a thing, but with Australia under the Lebanese yoke and all, Im not very surprised. I trust the defended will be found guilty very promptly, that's what would happen if someone tried to pull a stunt like that in America.
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    • #3
      Re: Swearing on the bible?

      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
      I've never heard of such a thing, but with Australia under the Lebanese yoke and all, Im not very surprised. I trust the defended will be found guilty very promptly, that's what would happen if someone triest to pull a stunt like that in America.
      You'll be happy to know he was and had his driving licence suspended for 6 months.
      Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. We cannot afford mercy for any of its victims too weak to take the correct course. Mercy destroys us; it weakens us and saps our resolve.

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      • #4
        Re: Swearing on the Koran?

        People of Landover, peace by with you.

        Muslim should think careful before swearing on Al-Qur'an. Is better to swear by Allah, maybe. But I am not a mullah so I do not know for sure.

        The Christian bible is a holy book in Muslim eyes. It is not the illustrious work of the Prophet (PBUH) but it is the book of Isa (PBUH) who was also a prophet.

        This fellow you write about is lucky to live in the modern time. In old times the court finds a thief and they say, Chop of his hand! And they find a driver guilty then they say, Chop off his steering wheel!

        Trust in Allah and He will suffice.

        Dhul Fiqaar

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        • #5
          Re: Swearing on the bible?

          Originally posted by JakobSprenger View Post
          You'll be happy to know he was and had his driving licence suspended for 6 months.
          Was he also sent down for perjury? There's no way someone could rest their hand on the Mahommedan book of lies and go on to tell the truth.
          Also it's worth bearing in mind that if Baraq Hussein Osama goes on to win the Presidency, he will make Bibles illegal and force everyone to swear on the Qu'ran. And replace the word "America" with "Mecca" in the Pledge of Allegiance.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: Swearing on the Koran?

            A year ago an "American congressman" (so-called!) named Keith Ellison (real name: Muhammad ibn Abdul Kamelboi) decided to use a Koran in his swearing-in ceremony. Journalist Dennis Prager wrote:

            "America, Not Keith Ellison, decides what book a congressman takes his oath on." [Prager] argued that using the Koran for the ceremony "undermines American civilization."


            "Insofar as a member of Congress taking an oath to serve America and uphold its values is concerned, America is interested in only one book, the Bible," he wrote. "If you are incapable of taking an oath on that book, don't serve in Congress."
            I would say to Muslims, If you are incapable of taking an oath on the Bible, then get the HELL out of America! And Australia! And Great Britain (that includes Scotland, FYI)! And Canada! And New Zealand! And the Falklands! And McMurdo Base in Antarctica!


            That's right! These are Christian nations, so love Christ or leave them!

            Oh, it make my blood so mad it feels like coagulating. I need to calm down or I will surely have a heart attack. I am going to have two aspirin and a glass of Jim Beam and put on a Pat Boone CD.

            ~~ OEJ

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            • #7
              Re: Swearing on the Koran?

              Originally posted by JakobSprenger View Post
              I'd like to know if some of the Landover Legal Team have come across a similar situation and what they did about it, so that perhaps I can get some ideas about how to combat this.
              Lawyers are permitted to ask witnesses questions to test whether a witness is truthful; when trying to demonstrate that the witness is a liar, this is called impeaching the witness. Professor Granger of the Landover Christian University School of Law advises that the best practice to impeach a Muslim witness is to let the idiot swear on the Koran if he wants to, but to make a big point of this during the cross-examination to be sure that the jury knows that the witness is a lying Mudslime. This is how it works:

              Q: Do you consider yourself to be an honest man?
              A: Yes, I am honest.

              Q: OK, lets explore that for a minute. You've sworn to tell the truth on the Koran, right?
              A: Yes.

              Q: Just so we're clear on how important that oath is to you, you do believe in the Koran, right?
              A: Yes, I do.

              Q: The whole Koran?
              A: The whole Koran.

              Q: So this Book is the absolute word of God, right?
              A: That's right.

              [Hand the Mudslime a Bible, KJV1611]

              Q: Would you be willing to swear to tell the truth on the Bible?
              A: No, I don't believe in the Bible.

              [Retrieve the Bible, place it reverently on the table, and toss a Koran at the Mudslime]

              Q: Alright, then, would you please point out the section in the Koran where it says "thou shalt not bear false witness?"
              A: Well, it doesn't actually say that.

              Q: You mean to tell me that in all 114 suras, not once did your prophet Mohammed, inspired by Allah, instruct Muslims not to lie in court?
              A: Yes, but the spirit of the Koran--

              [Interrupt immediately]

              Q: I'm not asking about the spirit of the Koran. I'm just wondering why you bothered to swear an oath at all, given that the book you swore upon doesn't say a word about not lying.
              A: Muslims do not lie in court. That would be a sin.

              Q: Well, I'm sure the jury would all agree that lying in court is a sin. But they may find it strange that you're willing to swear on a book that doesn't say so, but you aren't willing to swear on a book that does.
              A: But--

              [Interrupt immediately]

              Q: No but's about it. I'm done with this line of questioning, so let's turn to what you say you saw on the night of September 19...

              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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              • #8
                Re: Swearing on the Koran?

                Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                A year ago an "American congressman" (so-called!) named Keith Ellison (real name: Muhammad ibn Abdul Kamelboi) decided to use a Koran in his swearing-in ceremony. Journalist Dennis Prager wrote:

                I would say to Muslims, If you are incapable of taking an oath on the Bible, then get the HELL out of America! And Australia! And Great Britain (that includes Scotland, FYI)! And Canada! And New Zealand! And the Falklands! And McMurdo Base in Antarctica!


                That's right! These are Christian nations, so love Christ or leave them!

                Oh, it make my blood so mad it feels like coagulating. I need to calm down or I will surely have a heart attack. I am going to have two aspirin and a glass of Jim Beam and put on a Pat Boone CD.

                ~~ OEJ
                Amen Brother OEJ - indeed there was a thread here about this subject when he was sworn in.

                Equally disturbing is the fact that mooselimb clerics call America "The Great Satan" and this congressman took an oath on the Koran to uphold and defend the "The Great Satan". These mooselimbs are truly deranged people.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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