this be blasfeemy kitty? :(

[Petal]

sometimes i not no what a kitty be thinkin about, or even what thier true motivashun be, even tho i prays an prays for lord God guidince. here be my kitty Miss.Runny Hunny, she be taken a rest on her favorite chair

nows, i had a theorys that she being a good kitty, that she tryin to keep lord Jesus's head snug an warms , but then i gots to thinkin that maybee she beings a liddle bit nawty, like when she had the dire rear an rubbed her stinky butts all over lord Jesus's face, she were lookin kinda smugs an i had to put lord Jesus in my lawndry pail wiv some industrail-strengths cleaner stuff, it not a very good day that day

[One-eyed Jack]

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Oh, it's Petal! Hello, you cat-loving dear thing!

Do you know that the word "cat" does not appear in the Bible?

So it's clear that God did not curse cats...at least, He didn't single them out for a special cursing.

~~ OEJ

[JakobSprenger]

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This thread is in danger of being cross-pollinated with icanhascheezeburger:

Leviticus 11:27 - "And whatsover goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even." Bold is my edit.

[Justina Thyme]

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Hello, Petal. Miss.Runny Hunny is very cute! I love kitties too. Sometimes I don't know what they're thinking, either, but I don't think they're trying to be bad or to disrespect our Lord Jesus. She looks like a very nice kitty to me.

[Talitha]

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Petal!! How wonderful to see you again.

Now, you have to assume that all Kitties are naughty because unless the Kitty has been baptized (preferably in a sack and thrown in the river) they usually end up as familiars to Witches.
Get Miss Runny Hunny Baptized as soon as you can or else She's gonna end up like this one..................

[SUV]

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My GOD Miss Petal, I Hope you have lashed that Hell-cat until it dropped!!!!!

Why, it is attempting Blasphemy! It is attempting to make our Baptist Lord and Saviour look like some sort of......joo!!!

[Petal]

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So it's clear that God did not curse cats...at least, He didn't single them out for a special cursing.

all kittys need to give thanks for that there small mercys, Mr.OEJ!

Bold is my edit.

thank you for your inputs, Mr.Sprenger. i reads that verse to Miss.Runny Hunny, to learn her that she not alloweds to lay her unclean paws or sit her unclean butts on lord Jesus no more.

Sometimes I don't know what they're thinking, either, but I don't think they're trying to be bad or to disrespect our Lord Jesus.

that there a bootiful an hopefull sentimint, Miss.Thyme, but i thinks now that maybee Miss.Runny Hunny got a rebel spirit insides of her liddle kitty brains

Get Miss Runny Hunny Baptized as soon as you can or else She's gonna end up like this one..................

i not want no pr0n kitty sittin on lord Jesus face an head, Miss.Talitha! i be taken Miss.Runny Hunny to the river today

Why, it is attempting Blasphemy! It is attempting to make our Baptist Lord and Saviour look like some sort of......joo!!!

why that man got a vacuum-packeds kitty on his head, Miss.SUV?

[SUV]

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why that man got a vacuum-packeds kitty on his head, Miss.SUV?

You know these joos, Miss Petal. He probably has all his Money up there so he never has to be away from it for even one second!

[Glendora Christianson]

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sometimes i not no what a kitty be thinkin about, or even what thier true motivashun be..

Precious Petal, Mother Glynndie has seen other cats pretending to be Jewish. But I think your kitty may be trying to convince a little birdy to join it for lunch? So try to be patient with kitty until you know what its up to.