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    this be blasfeemy kitty? :(

    sometimes i not no what a kitty be thinkin about, or even what thier true motivashun be, even tho i prays an prays for lord God guidince. here be my kitty Miss.Runny Hunny, she be taken a rest on her favorite chair



    nows, i had a theorys that she being a good kitty, that she tryin to keep lord Jesus's head snug an warms , but then i gots to thinkin that maybee she beings a liddle bit nawty, like when she had the dire rear an rubbed her stinky butts all over lord Jesus's face, she were lookin kinda smugs an i had to put lord Jesus in my lawndry pail wiv some industrail-strengths cleaner stuff, it not a very good day that day
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    Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

    Oh, it's Petal! Hello, you cat-loving dear thing!

    Do you know that the word "cat" does not appear in the Bible?

    So it's clear that God did not curse cats...at least, He didn't single them out for a special cursing.

    ~~ OEJ

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      Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

      This thread is in danger of being cross-pollinated with icanhascheezeburger:

      Leviticus 11:27 - "And whatsover goeth upon his paws, among all manner of beasts that go on all four, those are unclean unto you: whoso toucheth their carcase shall be unclean until the even." Bold is my edit.
      Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. We cannot afford mercy for any of its victims too weak to take the correct course. Mercy destroys us; it weakens us and saps our resolve.

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        Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

        Hello, Petal. Miss.Runny Hunny is very cute! I love kitties too. Sometimes I don't know what they're thinking, either, but I don't think they're trying to be bad or to disrespect our Lord Jesus. She looks like a very nice kitty to me.
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
         Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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        • #5
          Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

          Petal!! How wonderful to see you again.

          Now, you have to assume that all Kitties are naughty because unless the Kitty has been baptized (preferably in a sack and thrown in the river) they usually end up as familiars to Witches.
          Get Miss Runny Hunny Baptized as soon as you can or else She's gonna end up like this one..................

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          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

            My GOD Miss Petal, I Hope you have lashed that Hell-cat until it dropped!!!!!

            Why, it is attempting Blasphemy! It is attempting to make our Baptist Lord and Saviour look like some sort of......joo!!!




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              Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

              Originally posted by Mr.One-eyed Jack View Post
              So it's clear that God did not curse cats...at least, He didn't single them out for a special cursing.
              all kittys need to give thanks for that there small mercys, Mr.OEJ!

              Originally posted by Mr.JakobSprenger View Post
              Bold is my edit.
              thank you for your inputs, Mr.Sprenger. i reads that verse to Miss.Runny Hunny, to learn her that she not alloweds to lay her unclean paws or sit her unclean butts on lord Jesus no more.

              Originally posted by Miss.Justina Thyme View Post
              Sometimes I don't know what they're thinking, either, but I don't think they're trying to be bad or to disrespect our Lord Jesus.
              that there a bootiful an hopefull sentimint, Miss.Thyme, but i thinks now that maybee Miss.Runny Hunny got a rebel spirit insides of her liddle kitty brains

              Originally posted by Miss.Sister Talitha View Post
              Get Miss Runny Hunny Baptized as soon as you can or else She's gonna end up like this one..................
              i not want no pr0n kitty sittin on lord Jesus face an head, Miss.Talitha! i be taken Miss.Runny Hunny to the river today

              Originally posted by Miss.SUV View Post
              Why, it is attempting Blasphemy! It is attempting to make our Baptist Lord and Saviour look like some sort of......joo!!!

              why that man got a vacuum-packeds kitty on his head, Miss.SUV?

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                Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

                Originally posted by Petal View Post
                why that man got a vacuum-packeds kitty on his head, Miss.SUV?
                You know these joos, Miss Petal. He probably has all his Money up there so he never has to be away from it for even one second!

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                • #9
                  Re: this be blasfeemy kitty?

                  Originally posted by Petal View Post
                  sometimes i not no what a kitty be thinkin about, or even what thier true motivashun be..
                  Precious Petal, Mother Glynndie has seen other cats pretending to be Jewish. But I think your kitty may be trying to convince a little birdy to join it for lunch? So try to be patient with kitty until you know what its up to.
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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