[Born Again Bob]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Can you be cured of dyslexia?

On.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

I am alawys cnisodrieng new wyas to binrg the Wrod of God to thsoe who sit in draksnes and depvairtion, they’re msotly jigaboos and I sned Chick tcarts but your prelbom got me thniikng – wulod it hlep if we all speleld things ralely bdaly?

corze, cuz zen ud B smrt 2 dem!

Owww..... that hurt.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

I am alawys cnisodrieng new wyas to binrg the Wrod of God to thsoe who sit in draksnes and depvairtion, they’re msotly jigaboos and I sned Chick tcarts but your prelbom got me thniikng – wulod it hlep if we all speleld things ralely bdaly?

[Altair Ibn'La-Ahad]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Look, it's Sapphire!

[MisterM]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Hey, that could be it. Summer is approaching and it is only -4 degree of fahrenheit (-20 celsius) and we don't wear gloves anymore, just seal blubber in our hands. My typing seems to be better now

[Living_Water]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

As a fellow igloo-resider I have heard and tested some of these theories.


Problem:
Igloo is a cold place to live in and sometimes uneven layer of frost forms on your monitor. This makes some letters on your monitor seem like they are closer together than other letters next to them.

Solution:
Use window ice-scraper from your car to clear the frosting from your monitor.


Problem:
You have to wear gloves while hitting your keyboard in your freezing igloo. Wrong kind of hand-wear may cause your typing to be less than precise and give an illusion that you can't write properly.

Solution:
Choose gloves that make typing your keyboard easier.

Examples of wrong kind of hand-wear:



Example of better kind of gloves for computer use:



Just avoiding these two most common pitfalls should help with your dyslexia. It might even be that you don't have one!


PS. But keep still donating to the church.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Sister Teabagger, I'm no sure I understand much of your estrange writings..sorry, but why that cuestion 'Do I looks gay?' on the end??

Forgive me the bad english but what's mean this?

YIC, Mari.

Maria, I think she mistakenly means to imply that only gays speak Canadian, when in fact many bisexuals, furries, transvestites, satanists, and pedophiles speak Canadian as well.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

That's exactly how Canadian is!! It's such a funny language to listen to, if you get the chance. They talk to you, and you're like, Do I look gay?

Sister Teabagger, I'm no sure I understand much of your estrange writings..sorry, but why that cuestion 'Do I looks gay?' on the end??

Forgive me the bad english but what's mean this?

YIC, Mari.

[Teabagging Mom]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Just a theory Mr.M, but is it possible that, in addition to being born a Lutheran, living in Finland has also created this infliction?

From what I've seen and heard of the language there they only have 6 letters and they just get randomly thrown around and repeated to create the impression of an actual lingual pattern.

Here are a couple of examples:
English: I enjoy reading the Bible.
Finnish: Kiiyäyii ikki kijää kiäkkii

English: The dog is brown.
Finnish: Ikkää yiikä jäiikiikka

English: Tea
Finnish: Jikkilakääiijaääikikijäällilikkääiik

That's exactly how Canadian is!! It's such a funny language to listen to, if you get the chance. They talk to you, and you're like, Do I look gay?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

God gave you is not dyslexia. you got it probably from your genes or Satan gave you. God does not harm the humanity , how can even say that?!!

Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[Christian Godlike]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

God gave you is not dyslexia. you got it probably from your genes or Satan gave you. God does not harm the humanity , how can even say that?!!

[MisterM]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Well, I have been lazy, I confess that. And as Bill mentioned, Finnish is language that consists of öäl and lots of R:s pronounced like drunken scott would.

I think the annual or monthly payments to LBC would be the right way to proceed.

Thank you all for advice and to Dr. Jones to point that it is just my own fault.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

I am reluctant to give advice on something rather technical like this, but I can pass along my own experience.

I was having trouble with spelling and some word recognition a while back. I doubled my annual gift to LBC and both improved remarkedly. There are still some moments of failure as some will notice, but things are much better.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

You are just suffering from laziness. The whole dyslexia hoax has already been exposed HERE!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: God has punished me with dyslexia - Can I be cured?

Just a theory Mr.M, but is it possible that, in addition to being born a Lutheran, living in Finland has also created this infliction?

From what I've seen and heard of the language there they only have 6 letters and they just get randomly thrown around and repeated to create the impression of an actual lingual pattern.

Here are a couple of examples:
English: I enjoy reading the Bible.
Finnish: Kiiyäyii ikki kijää kiäkkii

English: The dog is brown.
Finnish: Ikkää yiikä jäiikiikka

English: Tea
Finnish: Jikkilakääiijaääikikijäällilikkääiik

Theoretically if you moved to a country with an actual language instead of chicken scratch and bird calls your dyslexia would clear up. Maybe it's time to apply for that Green Card.

Amen!
Also, Brother M. (can I call you that?), just pray and read the bible. But seriously doubt that dyslexia is a disease, it's just something "scientists" and "doctors" made up so that lazy children will have an excuse to not be able to read, including the Bible.
I am not saying that you are lazy, but if you went to public school, the teachers might have been to kind to you?

I will pray for you!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth