Help! An UnGodly Automobile!

[JennyD]

Oh dear, oh dear.

When I awoke this morning, all was right with the world. The sun was shining, not a cloud in the sky. Yes, I was still working for the filthy hippies, but their Christian son David, well, he has been making great progress with Brother V's Bible in a Year! (Such a great teaching aid, thank you!)

I went downstairs and saw in the driveway a shiny new vehicle. The hippies proudly announced that they'd bought an SUV . . . When I asked if that was consistent with their "global warming" superstition, they said that Gaia had told them it was OK, because it was a hybrid, and got 35 MPG!

Well, I was intrigued. So, I bundled up (it was sunny, NOT warm) and toddled out to look it over with them.

It was <gasp> a Ford Escape.

I nearly wept right there in the driveway!

Whatever shall I do? They're carting innocent little David around in a Sodomobile!! What if the gay rubs off on him?!

[Cheshire]

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Oh dear, oh dear.

When I awoke this morning, all was right with the world. The sun was shining, not a cloud in the sky. Yes, I was still working for the filthy hippies, but their Christian son David, well, he has been making great progress with Brother V's Bible in a Year! (Such a great teaching aid, thank you!)

I went downstairs and saw in the driveway a shiny new vehicle. The hippies proudly announced that they'd bought an SUV . . . When I asked if that was consistent with their "global warming" superstition, they said that Gaia had told them it was OK, because it was a hybrid, and got 35 MPG!

Well, I was intrigued. So, I bundled up (it was sunny, NOT warm) and toddled out to look it over with them.

It was <gasp> a Ford Escape.

I nearly wept right there in the driveway!

Whatever shall I do? They're carting innocent little David around in a Sodomobile!! What if the gay rubs off on him?!

Hmm... Try telling them that those things crash suddenly and unexpectedly, causing harm to this "Gaia"?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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These vehicles are a certain threat to public safety. I certainly would not like to be rear ended by one of them. It would be just like a bunch of hippies to call sodomy an "accident".

[Toxcity]

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This is a stupid thread... seriously its a car, yeah?
How can it be "UnGodly"?

And Global warming is rubbish, or at least CO2 doesn't cause it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is a stupid thread... seriously its a car, yeah?
How can it be "UnGodly"?

And Global warming is rubbish, or at least CO2 doesn't cause it.

Jesus once cursed a fig tree. Who are you to say that He won't do the same here?

Mark 11:12-17
And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it. And they come to Jerusalem: and Jesus went into the temple, and began to cast out them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves; And would not suffer that any man should carry any vessel through the temple. And he taught, saying unto them, Is it not written, My house shall be called of all nations the house of prayer? but ye have made it a den of thieves.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Those hippies are actually speeding up global warming. Every good conservative Christian knows that smog is actually shading the earth from the sun's harmful rays, thus protecting it from embarrassing age spots, etc...

[SUV]

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Sister JennyD - a GODLY Name if ever I did hear one - - this may not be the answer you require, but a good a time as ever to post on the SUV.

Do you know some poor, jealous heathens are so jealous of the SUV that they call it a "SPASTICATED UGLY VEHICLE" and are saying that many of them MUST BE DESIGNED BY MALIGNANT ROBOTS, AS MAN, IN HIS LOWEST DEPTHS OF DRUNKEN DEPRAVITY, COULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT UP ANYTHING THIS GROSSLY HIDEOUS?!

This indeed is sad; some are so blind to His Great Glory they'd probably find fault with a Scion. (I tried to post a picture, but apparently Satan was blocking it [there's that jealousy again!] and it took Forever™ to load.

Certainly™ I prefer a Hummer ( - ? How did the Name of this Regal vehicle ever devolve into that Crude, new expression?) but a little old SUV will do the trick - for Tinfoil Tithers, anyway, until they can become Plutonium Tithers through Fervent Prayer and self-mortification - well, at least in public.

Praise!

[Brother Cletus]

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This is a stupid thread... seriously its a car, yeah?
How can it be "UnGodly"?

Didn't you *read* the post? It was a FORD ESCAPE for crying out loud!

And Global warming is rubbish

Well, at you got THAT part right.

[SUV]

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Praise your timely Chastisement, Brother Cletus!

One problem, though, re "HUCKABEE / COULTER 2008"

Did you realize that Ann Coulter is actually female?

[Brother Cletus]

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One problem, though, re "HUCKABEE / COULTER 2008"

Did you realize that Ann Coulter is actually female?

Indeed, Sister, indeed. However, the Lord Himself once placed Deborah upon the Throne of Judgement in Israel, while temporarily ignoring her womanly parts.

I think that right now, our great nation needs Ann Coulter's compassion and humanitarianism. She is a shining example of piety, modesty, and humblesness before the Lord.

[SUV]

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Indeed, Sister, indeed. However, the Lord Himself once placed Deborah upon the Throne of Judgement in Israel, while temporarily ignoring her womanly parts.

I think that right now, our great nation needs Ann Coulter's compassion and humanitarianism. She is a shining example of piety, modesty, and humblesness before the Lord.

Your Truth™ has Convinced me, Brother. And of course, there's Condomleezza Rice, although she might just be the...african American...in the "woodpile"......

I was just Concerned that too many Ladies would get Political and therefore neglect you MENS and the rest of their Household Duties. Glory! (Or, does or Government prefer "Bravo!" now?)

[Juliette]

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This is a stupid thread... seriously its a car, yeah?
How can it be "UnGodly"?

Can't you read?

They (Ford) are manufacturing cars especially for gays and God doesn't like gays. It's in the Holy Bible.

That's pretty clear to me.

[Justin Bill]

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. When I asked if that was consistent with their "global warming" superstition, they said that Gaia had told them it was OK, because it was a hybrid, and got 35 MPG!

I am here to say that the hybrid is within the scope of the baptist plan. what the car dealers don't tell you is that the batteries are full of toxic metal and start fires as they age, meaning there is no collecting the car, at about 10 years of age, the whole thing needs the really expensive battery replaced. praise consumerism!

I do not agree with their intent of trying to save gia, that is of the devil, but God has tricked them into buying a car that costs about 10k more than a normal escape, that has little extra space for the kiddie,

also while it does get good gas mileage, its probably more like 30-33 miles to the gallon.

The Prius is truly Ungodly though, there is nothing but satan under that hood.

[JennyD]

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This is a stupid thread... seriously its a car, yeah?
How can it be "UnGodly"?

Did you not bother to read the links in the post, about how Ford is supporting Homersexuals?!

What could be MORE unGodly than a Sodomobile?!

The next car they're coming out with for Homers is called the Ford Intruder . . . I won't even describe what the concept car looks like!

[Wide-Open]

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The next car they're coming out with for Homers is called the Ford Intruder . . . I won't even describe what the concept car looks like!

I'm not sure that's worse than the Focus to be honest.