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  • #16
    Re: They are Trying to Play This Song at Graduation!

    Originally posted by Mr.Warren View Post
    The proximity to Mexico is causing it to degrade pretty quickly. If you didn't know, most Mexicans are Catholics They are poisoning the state
    I went to Mexico once on a business trip. It was deeply unholy. I think I got some of those rectal demons just by being there.
    God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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    • #17
      Re: They are Trying to Play This Song at Graduation!

      Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
      I went to Mexico once on a business trip. It was deeply unholy. I think I got some of those rectal demons just by being there.
      Not to be confused with Montezuma's Revenge.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: They are Trying to Play This Song at Graduation!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Not to be confused with Montezuma's Revenge.
        Well, maybe Montezuma's Revenge is just what atheists call the Mexican ass devils?
        God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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        • #19
          Re: They are Trying to Play This Song at Graduation!

          Hello,

          I believe you should be strong, and not attend the graduation ceremony. I didn't attend mine, because I would have to endure watch whore females on stage, performing, along with queer boys.

          The best you can do, is try to spread the word, and hope they come to their senses.

          Thank You,

          Martin Lawrence
          A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Proverbs 27:3

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          • #20
            Re: They are Trying to Play This Song at Graduation!

            Originally posted by MartinIgnorance View Post
            Hello,

            I believe you should be strong, and not attend the graduation ceremony. I didn't attend mine, because I would have to endure watch whore females on stage, performing, along with queer boys.

            The best you can do, is try to spread the word, and hope they come to their senses.

            Thank You,

            Martin Lawrence
            Whereas I see no reason not to attend. Show your devotion to the LORD by resisting the temptations of 'whore females' and 'queer boys.' You have worked hard under Jesus, and it is only just that you are able to graduate. If you do not feel strong enough, use earplugs!
            Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

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            • #21
              Re: They are Trying to Play This Song at Graduation!

              Could you not wear large earphones and play the sound of some Beethoven (or even someone reciting psalms) very loudly in order to block out the Satanic noises?

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