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  • I'm worried my friend might be a witch

    I know a girl who I used to believe to be of good character. However, I was horrified to find that she has been getting horoscopes delivered to her daily on Facebook. This engagement with witchcraft that she has entered into makes me concerned about her soul. What can I do? I don't want her to go to hell, but I am worried that the only option really open to me is to burn her to death?

    What advice can the church offer me? If I absolutely have to burn her to death, what is the method God would like me to use? Where in the KJV should I look for instructions?
    God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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    Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

    Burning her to death would, unfortunately, be against secular laws. And 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 require us to respect secular laws.

    Since you are just a girl the best course of action here is to let your father contact her father so her father can beat the girl up and throw away her computer.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Burning her to death would, unfortunately, be against secular laws. And 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 require us to respect secular laws.

      Since you are just a girl the best course of action here is to let your father contact her father so her father can beat the girl up and throw away her computer.
      Thank you brother. While I recognise that this is something a man should handle, sadly we both have unsaved, atheist fathers so this is not an option. That is why I neither of us have been sold, otherwise of course her husband would have been able to beat her soundly for her actions.

      So, without a man to discipline her, and without breaking any secular laws, what am I to do?
      God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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      • #4
        Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

        Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
        Thank you brother. While I recognise that this is something a man should handle, sadly we both have unsaved, atheist fathers so this is not an option. That is why I neither of us have been sold, otherwise of course her husband would have been able to beat her soundly for her actions.

        So, without a man to discipline her, and without breaking any secular laws, what am I to do?
        Right off the bat you are going to have to cut off ALL contact with her: otherwise you are giving your tacit approval of her demonic ways.

        (Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"

        YiC,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Right off the bat you are going to have to cut off ALL contact with her: otherwise you are giving your tacit approval of her demonic ways.

          (Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"

          YiC,

          Z. Smyth
          So I shouldn't try and help her be saved, because that would still be enabling behaviour?

          That sounds like way less effort than actually doing anything. Praise Jesus!
          God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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          • #6
            Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

            The Holy Bible says you should brush the dust from your sandals and abandon her to satan.

            Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

            Luke 9:5 And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The Holy Bible says you should brush the dust from your sandals and abandon her to satan.
              Great, I will do that then. Well, I'm not wearing actual sandals, but I assume you mean metaphorical sandals. Like my Facebook account is the sandals and she is the dust. Shame though, she does post some quite nice pictures of cats, which I will miss.
              God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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              • #8
                Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

                Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
                Shame though, she does post some quite nice pictures of cats, which I will miss.
                Further evidence that she's a witch.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Further evidence that she's a witch.
                  Cat pictures are the devil's work too? Are you sure? Because if that's the case I am going to need to delete every woman in her thirties that I know, pretty much...

                  Not that I would question your wisdom normally of course Pastor, please forgive my impertinence.
                  God Bless America. How I envy you all. Your food tastes way better than ours, and your newspapers don't have columns by women in ethnic headscarves about ethical shopping.

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                  • #10
                    Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

                    Originally posted by Jonesey View Post
                    Cat pictures are the devil's work too? Are you sure? Because if that's the case I am going to need to delete every woman in her thirties that I know, pretty much...

                    Not that I would question your wisdom normally of course Pastor, please forgive my impertinence.
                    I would say cats are pretty evil, they are never mentioned ONCE in the Bible, unless I missed something while reading.
                    Plus they were worshiped by the ungodly Egyptians, who we know God hated.

                    Exodus 7:1-4
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                    • #11
                      Re: I'm worried my friend might be a witch

                      Yeah, I agree, it's best to cut of contact with people who might lead you astray, once people get further into that stuff they are bound to pressure you into trying it, which is certainly the road to hell.

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