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  • Danish Crusader
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    • Aug 2014
    • 27

    #31
    Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

    Please forgive my foul tongue sister Mary. I spoke in anger. It was not my intent to encourage any kind of perversion.

    I will whip myself 20 times for this.
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
    Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
    He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #32
      Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

      Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
      Please forgive my foul tongue sister Mary. I spoke in anger. It was not my intent to encourage any kind of perversion.

      I will whip myself 20 times for this.
      Self-flagellation (AKA mortification) is a Catlick excuse to participate in MMF CFNM sado-masochistic orgies.



      If you can show me in the KJV Bible where Jesus tells us to whip ourselves, I'll eat my hat.

      Yours in Christ (NOT OPUS DEI),

      Z. Smyth
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      • Danish Crusader
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        • Aug 2014
        • 27

        #33
        Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

        But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
        Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
        He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10260

          #34
          Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

          Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
          But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?
          Dear Crusader. A worthy question. The answer, as you probably expected, lies within the pages of the Good Book!

          Jonah 3:6-9
          For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered [him] with sackcloth, and sat in ashes. And he caused [it] to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water: But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that [is] in their hands. Who can tell [if] God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?


          That is the proper way: fasting, ashes, mighty cries of repentance and anguish, sackcloth! Not the un-Christian cat lick wizardry!

          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #35
            Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

            Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
            But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?
            You show genuine sorrow for your sins (2 Corinthians 7:9 among others), and you don't do them any more (James 4:17 for example).



            Let's say you like putting things in your bottom for sexual gratification (crazy, but there are people out there that do this). You know it's wrong (1 Corinthians 6:18) and you feel plumb awful about it so you ask God to forgive you for shoving things up your wazoo.

            BOOM!

            You're all good!



            But danged if the next day you aren't putting a zucchini in your kiester, so you ask for forgiveness again, and then the following day it's an ice cream scoop and then a hairbrush and then a 2D MagLite and etc. etc.



            That's not genuine repentance, and I won't feel a single bit of pity when I'm up in Heaven laughing along with Jesus (Psalms 59:8) at all the people burning in Hell just because just HAD to put things in their behind.

            Yours in Christ,

            Zech
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            • Danish Crusader
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              • Aug 2014
              • 27

              #36
              Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

              Well I doubt I would enjoy putting anything up my butt. I do however enjoy having my wife performing *** potty language removed *** on me after punishing her. Is that a sin?
              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 08-10-2014, 12:10 PM. Reason: Potty mouth.
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
              Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
              He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #37
                Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
                Well I doubt I would enjoy putting anything up my butt. I do however enjoy having my wife performing *** potty language removed *** on me after punishing her. Is that a sin?
                Please remember that this is a family-friendly site, and graphic descriptions of mouth-rape are not allowed.

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                • Danish Crusader
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                  • Aug 2014
                  • 27

                  #38
                  Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                  Well I am sorry if my question bothers you, but could you at least give me an answer?
                  Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                  Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
                  He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • Danish Crusader
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                    • Aug 2014
                    • 27

                    #39
                    Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                    So please explain to me why "mouth rape" is a sin.
                    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                    Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
                    He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #40
                      Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                      Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
                      So please explain to me why "mouth rape" is a sin.
                      Are you honestly saying that if a deviant holds down his young victim and forces his penile member into their mouth in a way that can only be described as repeatedly and thorough that that is not fornication and a sin?

                      Have you even read the Bible(1611)?

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #41
                        Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                        Are you honestly saying that if a deviant holds down his young victim and forces his penile member into their mouth in a way that can only be described as repeatedly and thorough that that is not fornication and a sin?

                        Have you even read the Bible(1611)?

                        YIC
                        I know, right?

                        Any time someone asks me if oral copulation (sic) is OK, I ask them how many times they've seen a baby delivered from a woman's mouth.

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                        • Danish Crusader
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                          • Aug 2014
                          • 27

                          #42
                          Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          Are you honestly saying that if a deviant holds down his young victim and forces his penile member into their mouth in a way that can only be described as repeatedly and thorough that that is not fornication and a sin?

                          Have you even read the Bible(1611)?

                          YIC
                          I certainly have. So please show me the part of the bible where Jesus tells us not to "mouth rape" our wives.
                          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                          Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
                          He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the Lord only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #43
                            Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                            I know, right?

                            Any time someone asks me if oral copulation (sic) is OK, I ask them how many times they've seen a baby delivered from a woman's mouth.

                            This is very true. I can't even image how an orally fornicating hussy could possible be doing the Lord's work by bearing her man many, many soldiers of Christ when all of the precious man seed is dribbling down her chin as she smirks at the camera

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #44
                              Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                              Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
                              I certainly have. So please show me the part of the bible where Jesus tells us not to "mouth rape" our wives.
                              (Romans 1:26-27) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #45
                                Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                                Originally posted by Danish Crusader View Post
                                I certainly have. So please show me the part of the bible where Jesus tells us not to "mouth rape" our wives.
                                1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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