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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063
    #61
    Originally posted by cornflakes View Post
    I'm a girl with zits and pimples in my face, and I've had them for a very long time now. Since 6th grade I believe. Therefore I must be loving Satan and of course I'm also a serial killer! Oh dear, I'm so scared
    My acne is about to go away now, because I wash and clean my face, and also because I get older and therefore I'm not in the middle of my puberty anymore.
    Just sayin'.
    I would be suprised if it did go away. You sound as if you are well on your way to Hell already.

    What did you do that was so wrong in God's eyes that he visited you with the acne? Have you ever thought that rather than whining and crying about being hideous and unlovable you repent your sins and start praising Jesus?

    Jesus is Light.
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #62
        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        Have you ever thought that rather than whining and crying about being hideous and unlovable you repent your sins and start praising Jesus?
        What never ceases to amaze me is the stubbornness with which one will approach refusing to pray. It's like an allergic reaction or something. I mean, just looking at the clear, beautiful complexion of True Christians™ ought to inspire any poor, deluded nonbeliever to at least give prayer a try! Jesus is just waiting to answer the prayers of those who believe in Him! What could go wrong with believing the Creator of the Universe Died for OUR SINS and awaits our requests for healthy skin?

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        Jesus is Light.
        Indeed, brother! INDEED!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Cbeck29
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2012
            • 58
            #63
            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Jesus is Light.
            True story. You can never underestimate the power of prayer to Jesus

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #64
                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                Thank you Cornflakes! Finally someone who sees the ridiculousness in this thread! Reverend, I hardly doubt that every baptist on this site has never had acne.
                No True Christian(tm) has acne.

                Before becoming Saved, they were not True Christians(tm). Did they have acne then? Perhaps some did. After becoming Saved? No acne.

                Don't believe me? Don't care. You worship a dead woman and fondle pieces of corpses that are schlepped from church to church. You're a pagan who mocks God every time he prays the rosary or lights a candle for Semiramis, Queen of Heaven.

                Why do you think your opinion should matter?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Cbeck29
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 58
                    #65
                    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    No True Christian™ has acne.

                    Before becoming Saved, they were not True Christians™. Did they have acne then? Perhaps some did. After becoming Saved? No acne.

                    Don't believe me? Don't care. You worship a dead woman and fondle pieces of corpses that are schlepped from church to church. You're a pagan who mocks God every time he prays the rosary or lights a candle for Semiramis, Queen of Heaven.

                    Why do you think your opinion should matter?
                    Ignorant moron. Faith has no relation to acne. Period. I would like to see one of you bible thumping idiots cite the bible stating that pubescent hormonal pimples have a direct relation to sin. You cannot. Because its bulls***. Let's be honest. Hiding behind these Internet profiles are regular people. Just because you put "tm" behind your made up title doesn't make you superior. Get off your high horse and start talking about something real. Something biblically supported. Not this baloney.

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                      • Cbeck29
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 58
                        #66
                        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                        Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                        Ignorant mormon.
                        I'm so sorry for insulting your baptist faith. Mormon was a typo. I meant mormon. I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.

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                          • Cbeck29
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 58
                            #67
                            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                            Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                            I'm so sorry for insulting your baptist faith. Mormon was a typo. I meant mormon. I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
                            Omg I meant mormon. Not Mormon idk why this keeps happening.
                            Sorry honestly..

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #68
                                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                                I do not wish to insult your religion, only you.
                                If you could only trust Jesus and give yourself over to Him (not a bread), he would not only clear up your embarrassing acne, but He could help you with anger management as well.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • Cbeck29
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Apr 2012
                                    • 58
                                    #69
                                    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                    If you could only trust Jesus and give yourself over to Him (not a bread), he would not only clear up your embarrassing acne, but He could help you with anger management as well.

                                    Maybe if you worshiped Jesus as well as accepted others, God would clear up your double chin and sarcastic insults. Practice what you preach.
                                    Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus. It's right in Luke 22:19
                                    Even You must admit that the word "IS" defines Jesus as the bread. It's in the bible.

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23775
                                        #70
                                        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                        Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                                        Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus.
                                        It's literally wheat flour and water.

                                        You can believe anything you want. People have believed weird stuff before. The world is full of freakish superstitions. Maybe those beliefs will keep you company in Hell.

                                        <----- you burning for eternity for believing stupid, archaic superstitions

                                        <------ Satan laughing at your superstitions
                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • Cbeck29
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Apr 2012
                                            • 58
                                            #71
                                            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            It's literally wheat flour and water.

                                            You can believe anything you want. People have believed weird stuff before. The world is full of freakish superstitions. Maybe those beliefs will keep you company in Hell.

                                            <----- you burning for eternity for believing stupid, archaic superstitions

                                            <------ Satan laughing at your superstitions
                                            Thanks for the permission to believe what I want. But I'm only believing the bible which quotes Jesus calling the bread his own body. If you are denying the words of the bible, which is the word of god, then you are not a true Christian.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #72
                                                Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                                Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                                                Thanks for the permission to believe what I want. But I'm only believing the bible which quotes Jesus calling the bread his own body. If you are denying the words of the bible, which is the word of god, then you are not a true Christian.
                                                You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Cbeck29
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Apr 2012
                                                    • 58
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                    You're believing what the papists have brainwashed you to believe. Jesus also said you have to be born again but his Apostles didn't try to cram themselves into any cooters.
                                                    These words dont come from the pope. They come from The bible. It states that Jesus is bread. It's very plain, it's simply and directly stated. It's the King James bible. Don't you believe the scripture?

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                                                      • Roberta
                                                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 1817
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                                        Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                                                        Maybe if you worshiped Jesus as well as accepted others, God would clear up your double chin and sarcastic insults. Practice what you preach.
                                                        Also, the "a bread" is actually literally Jesus. It's right in Luke 22:19
                                                        Even You must admit that the word "IS" defines Jesus as the bread. It's in the bible.
                                                        Playing with yourself and eating fatty foods like they serve at MickeyD's are two of the underlying causes of pus filled whiteheads. Squeezing them only results in crater like disfigurement.

                                                        Try to find some HandzOff cream at your local pharmacy. It's numbing effect will greatly alleviate your masturbatory urges. Also, if you have any friends who are altar boys, have them substitute fat free wafers before the transubstantiation is accomplished. They are not as tasty but a whole lot healthier.
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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23775
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Acne – The Mark of the Devil!

                                                            Originally posted by Cbeck29 View Post
                                                            These words dont come from the pope. They come from The bible. It states that Jesus is bread. It's very plain, it's simply and directly stated. It's the King James bible. Don't you believe the scripture?
                                                            They are taken out of context in the Holy Bible, by the pope and all his little cardinals. Do you see any passages from Paul or Peter or James or John or anyone in the New Testament talk about the "literal body and blood, soul and divinity" in the eucharist? No, because unlike the Roman cult that came after, the Apostles didn't worship the bread as some kind of sun-worship as was common to was common in Mithraism and Osiris worship.



                                                            Photo of the "sun worship" pagan roots in the catholic mass:

                                                            <----- the bread put in there for all the people to worship on the altar while the priest babbled on in Latin for centuries
                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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