[Brother_Percy]

Re: Forbidden Fruit - Which Fruits are Safe for a Christian to eat?

No talk about apples. In Gen 2:17 we read;
"But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."

The message is obvious and is just another example of the miraculous foresight of The Lord. You are not to eat anything containing food additive E460.

If we take the more abstract philosophical approach popular with hippies and modern scholars alike one could argue that all fruit is impermissible. Given the other dietary guidelines so generously bestowed upon us by The Almighty God Jesus and their clear focus on eating only things that had sentient parents, this position makes a whole lot of sense.

And please think about it. Most fruit is suggestive in shape and color.

Son, if it were all about the type of fruit, I'd think a banana was more suggestive than an apple, because of it's shape bearing a resemblance to a man's erect tallywhacker, as Satan could have been using a banana to try to loure Adam into being a homo.

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: Forbidden Fruit - Which Fruits are Safe for a Christian to eat?

I've always been suspicious of fuzzy peaches. Anyone else?

[Jacob Slatter]

Re: Forbidden Fruit - Which Fruits are Safe for a Christian to eat?

Son, if it were all about the type of fruit, I'd think a banana was more suggestive than an apple, because of it's shape bearing a resemblance to a man's erect tallywhacker, as Satan could have been using a banana to try to loure Adam into being a homo.

Well, obviously banana is a devil fruit. duh. But read the text again, it said they cant eat from the tree of knowledge. Nothing about fruits.



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