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  • ChristinaHolmes
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2008
    • 3

    #1

    Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

    Our dog, Charley may or may not be in the family way. We have tried to protect her from herself and her ranging hormones, but we are unsure whether or not we were successful. Her heat cycle is nearly over, and she is not receptive to other dogs anymore. However, a few weeks ago we were walking her in the park, when she was attacked by another dog. It took us a few moments to realize what was happening, and when we did we pushed the other dog right off. But we are unsure if it was too late.

    Is there any way of telling if she is pregnant or not? From my online search of dog care I was unable to determine any signs or symptoms of pregnancy until a vet can pick up heartbeats or feel for puppies. The vet is financially not do-able. There are usually wives tales and other folksy tell tale signs aren't there?

    I have noticed that she is eating a lot more and her nipples are becoming larger. I just hope that this isn't a sign of things to come.


    I honestly don’t think I could cope if our dog is expecting. Not just from the financial perspective of feeding a whole bunch of baby dogs, but from a health perspective. I should have probably mentioned before now, but I don’t keep too well, and the thought of having to deal with litters of puppies running around is just too much to cope with. I have been crying myself to sleep every night, and having nightmares about her giving birth. All that yick and mess and blood and baby dogs everywhere, and I don’t know what to do to make it better.

    I was thinking of just taking her for a drive in the car, and dumping her somehwere. However, I noticed someone talking on another forum about a doggy abortion, but as a Christian I’m not sure if that would sit well with God. What does the Bible say about it? I know aborting human babies is evil, and God condemns it. But is animal abortion allowed? And if so, does anyone know how I’d go about it? I had thought about maybe throwing her down a flight of stairs or beating her with a baseball bat, and seeing if that helps? I really don’t know, and I’m at my wits end. Please help!

    My husband thinks we should just shoot her in the head, and buy another one. He wants one of those Japanese fighting dogs.

    What do you think I should do?


    ~ Christina
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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

    Your Dog is obviously a Harlot.
    Bitches can be that way inclined. Flaunting their hairy Cooters in front of every Heterosexual Man Dog that comes along.
    It's disgusting!

    Do you have any Chinese Restaurants in your area?
    I believe you should consider selling your Dog to these people and get some money back from this Bitch.
    After all, you've had the expense of feeding her all of these years.

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    I hope this suggestion helps with something that must be a worry to you.

    I will also suggest that you say a few Prayers and make a Loving Donation to your favorite (and God's) Baptist Church.

    Yours in Christ
    Talitha

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • revrggreen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2007
      • 822

      #3
      Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

      Originally posted by ChristinaHolmes View Post
      My husband thinks we should just shoot her in the head, and buy another one. He wants one of those Japanese fighting dogs.
      What do you think I should do?


      ~ Christina
      Chris,

      As a True Christian woman you MUST obey your husband in ALL matters, even when you think he is wrong. WHAT HE SAYS - GOES! This is the role of a good Christian wife. If your husband wants to shoot your dog in the head, you must support him in doing so. A man is ALWAYS right!

      My advice : Be more careful with your next dog. I hear Jap fighting dogs are great pets.

      Good luck!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

        Excellent suggestion Sister Tal. I would add that she'd want to charge extra, as puppie embryos are a delicatesse for chink yuppies; "Labladol emblyo" is really the new black.

        However, and this is important: the Tithing might be a problem:

        Deuteronomy 23:18
        Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

        This means she'd have to get the money for the Tithing elsewhere. Perhaps a loanshark could help out here?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • ChristinaHolmes
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2008
          • 3

          #5
          Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

          Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
          you MUST obey your husband in ALL matters, even when you think he is wrong. WHAT HE SAYS - GOES! This is the role of a good Christian wife. If your husband wants to shoot your dog in the head, you must support him in doing so. A man is ALWAYS right!
          Rev, I think that's a tad too harsh! My husband's just worried 'cause I'm so upset. Been crying all night over it.

          Shooting the mutt in the head was just his suggestion, you know, as a last resort. We certainly don't want to wait too long, and have to use a bucket load of bullets, when we could get away with using just the one.

          He did also suggest throwing her off the roof, or dragging her behind the car. But I'm afraid that might hurt her and not the litter. I think we're just going to hold her down, and punch her hard in the belly and see if that cures her. My question was - Is this OK with God? I really don't want to tick him off.

          Thanks in advance.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

            Well, the Lord created all things, so it is always wise to think out alternatives, in case he might frown upon this abortion.

            OK, here's what. People tell me that dogs love a "barf" diet. I found it a little strange, but apparently it is a big thing with dog owners.

            So, imagine you want to keep and feed those puppies, you could just barf from time to time, or go to places where there are a lot of drunks (do you live in Australia?) and scrape up all the vomit and puke you can find and put it in a doggie bag.

            If you have too much, you can put it in the freezer, people assured me.

            Your dogs will love you for it!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

              Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

              Jesus would seem to agree.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • ChuckieGirl666
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2008
                • 63

                #8
                Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                Originally posted by ChristinaHolmes View Post
                My husband thinks we should just shoot her in the head, and buy another one.
                If ya do kill it, can I hav it's head??

                I'll cover the packagin' an postage cost. Thanx.

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                • ChuckieGirl666
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 63

                  #9
                  Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                  Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                  If ya do kill it, can I hav it's head??

                  I'll cover the packagin' an postage cost. Thanx.
                  Huh??? WTF!? Why I get infaction points for that, u fuking homos???

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                  • Unfalsifiable
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 836

                    #10
                    Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                    Have you considered drowning it?
                    READ THE BIBLE

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                      Have you considered drowning it?
                      Yes, but ChubbyGirl666 keeps coming up for air.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • ChuckieGirl666
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 63

                        #12
                        Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        OK, here's what. People tell me that dogs love a "barf" diet. I found it a little strange, but apparently it is a big thing with dog owners.
                        My sister an anorexsick, an she feed her cats the exact same way. Whatever she puke back up go straight in the cat dish! It cheap, an the food she eat never go to waste. Plus the cats get 3 hot meal a day at no extra cost!

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                        • ChuckieGirl666
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 63

                          #13
                          Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          ChubbyGirl666 keeps coming up for air.
                          Hey! Who told you that?? Ya know, I never had a complaint lik that befor!

                          OK... well maybe once ... but if she'd hav washed that thing, like, more than once a month, it wouldn't hav been a problem.

                          Know what i mean, baby???

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                            Originally posted by ChristinaHolmes View Post
                            He wants one of those Japanese fighting dogs.
                            I'm confused. Is a Japanese fighting dog a fighting dog from Japan, or is it a dog that's trained to attack Nips on sight? Because the latter would be AWESOME. Maybe that'd be the best way to give your dog an abortion - lock it in a cage with an angry Oriental and don't let it out until only one of them's alive. The downside to that plan would be that if the little yellow demon you choose was anything like Hitoshi, the whole thing might backfire, and then your dog would end up pregnant with a Jap/dog hybrid.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Unfalsifiable
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 836

                              #15
                              Re: Pet Question : Is it OK to give a dog an abortion?

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              I'm confused. Is a Japanese fighting dog a fighting dog from Japan, or is it a dog that's trained to attack Nips on sight? Because the latter would be AWESOME. Maybe that'd be the best way to give your dog an abortion - lock it in a cage with an angry Oriental and don't let it out until only one of them's alive. The downside to that plan would be that if the little yellow demon you choose was anything like Hitoshi, the whole thing might backfire, and then your dog would end up pregnant with a Jap/dog hybrid.
                              What if that Oriental was a saved Christian? Let not race hate blind you young Tempo, for we are all one under Christ Jesus once saved.
                              READ THE BIBLE

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