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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #31
    Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

    Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
    No one forces you to read my posts.
    Originally posted by lady_c View Post
    I actually found them quite amusing. Keep up the good work Dancer
    Amazing. Somehow, the somnambulator has found a fan.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • lady_c
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2008
      • 113

      #32
      Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I can think of another alternative, you mindless slut.
      Hmmm, how is she a slut? Insults should be partly true otherwise it doesn't work....

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #33
        Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

        Originally posted by lady_c View Post
        Hmmm, how is she a slut? Insults should be partly true otherwise it doesn't work....
        Dances with Death has been haunting our Godly forum for years now, under a variety of assumed names. If you had been forced to read all of the filth she has forced upon us, you would agree with me. Of that I have no doubt.

        She is an advocate for every kind of immoral perversion under the sun.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #34
          Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

          Something about "man gr@vy", whatever that is.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • lady_c
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Mar 2008
            • 113

            #35
            Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Dances with Death has been haunting our Godly forum for years now, under a variety of assumed names. If you had been forced to read all of the filth she has forced upon us, you would agree with me. Of that I have no doubt.

            She is an advocate for every kind of immoral perversion under the sun.
            That makes her a slut how? It makes her a thilthy potty mouth. Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not fucking (edit that word if you want) numerous men.
            Try this one.....
            I can think of another alternative, you keyboard warrior from hell.

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            • lady_c
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2008
              • 113

              #36
              Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

              piffleing, hmmm, the word filter sucks...
              ok try i'll try this again...
              Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not landing numerous mens junk.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #37
                Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                someone just needs some help cleaning up her language.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Born Again Bob
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2318

                  #38
                  Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                  Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                  Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not landing numerous mens junk.
                  Dear Friend,

                  Most women are "in love with their husbands not landing numerous men's junk." A husband who does land numerous men's "junk" is bad news for a wife.

                  Yours in Him,
                  bab

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                  • lady_c
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 113

                    #39
                    Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                    Ummm, I'm sure it is bad news for a wife if the husband turns out to be gay...

                    What the???

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #40
                      Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                      Originally posted by Field of Poppies View Post
                      No one forces you to read my posts, sweetsie. Feel free to skip them if you find them uninteresting.
                      Well, Field of Poppies,

                      I react to your posts much the same way as I expect you react to a car accident.

                      Much as you cannot help but slow down and look, even though you know there's a horrific wreck awaiting your gaze, I cannot resist reading your posts.

                      Similarly, as you feel compelled to stop and crawl around the wreckage looking for wounded infants and small children so you may sacrifice them to your pagan demons, then drink their blood and eat their flesh like some warped Catholic, I find myself unable to stop responding to your dull-witted musings.

                      Just as you vainly hope that your demons will grant you powers beyond your wildest dreams, I pray -- perhaps equally an exercise in futility -- that you will either stop posting entirely, or learn to post interesting and relevant things instead of witless off-topic one-liners.
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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #41
                        Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Well, Field of Poppies,

                        I react to your posts much the same way as I expect you react to a car accident.

                        Much as you cannot help but slow down and look, even though you know there's a horrific wreck awaiting your gaze, I cannot resist reading your posts.

                        Similarly, as you feel compelled to stop and crawl around the wreckage looking for wounded infants and small children so you may sacrifice them to your pagan demons, then drink their blood and eat their flesh like some warped Catholic, I find myself unable to stop responding to your dull-witted musings.

                        Just as you vainly hope that your demons will grant you powers beyond your wildest dreams, I pray -- perhaps equally an exercise in futility -- that you will either stop posting entirely, or learn to post interesting and relevant things instead of witless off-topic one-liners.

                        I hate to disappoint you, dear, but I don't make sacrifices and I don't eat human flesh or drink blood.

                        But I thank you for the picture - "The Wizard of Oz" is one of my all-time favorite books and movies.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                          Figures. I know which character you are.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Fallen Angel
                            Resident gothtard witch
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 197

                            #43
                            Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                            Sounds like what your body was relieved of was its man gravy.
                            or mebbe even his sperm!
                            sigpic

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #44
                              Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Figures. I know which character you are.
                              She's the field of poppies.
                              www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                              Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                              Christian Ladies:
                              Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                              • ForGodsSake
                                X-Aussie Evangelist
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 493

                                #45
                                Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                She's the field of poppies.
                                And she likes Wizards
                                (2 Peter 3:10)

                                But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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