[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hogwarts - STD horror

I'm not sure about the Hogwarts, but I'll check...
In actuality, the term Hogwarts (the school of the Harry Potter series) is alluding to genital warts. Disgusting. Yet more proof that J.K. Rowling is one sick bastard! (Knew it all along...)

I think I'm going to be sick.

Are they the common ones that they can freeze off her, or are we looking at demonic warts that will require intensive prayer or >gulp< the laying on of hands?



On a completely unrelated subject, have any Pastors here done faith healing while wearing elbow-length Playtex rubber gloves?

[shy Rita]

Re: Hogwarts - STD horror

I think I'm going to be sick.

Are they the common ones that they can freeze off her, or are we looking at demonic warts that will require intensive prayer or >gulp< the laying on of hands?



On a completely unrelated subject, have any Pastors here done faith healing while wearing elbow-length Playtex rubber gloves?

I hate being the bearer of bad news (well sometimes I enjoy it but that's another issue), but since it is coming from J.K. Rowling's sick and twisted brain (can we call it a brain?- it seems too stupid and demon-controlled to be called an actual brain), they're probably demonic. They probably come from some witch casting a spell on them.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hogwarts - STD horror

I hate being the bearer of bad news (well sometimes I enjoy it but that's another issue), but since it is coming from J.K. Rowling's sick and twisted brain (can we call it a brain?- it seems too stupid and demon-controlled to be called an actual brain), they're probably demonic. They probably come from some witch casting a spell on them.

Wait, are you saying she invented a disease and it escaped her books into the real world?

She MUST be a witch. That'd explain how her mediocre books made her a billionaire!

[shy Rita]

Re: Hogwarts - STD horror

Wait, are you saying she invented a disease and it escaped her books into the real world?

She MUST be a witch. That'd explain how her mediocre books made her a billionaire!

Well even people who knew her when she was young called her a witch. She used to use her friends to help her get ingredients for potions. Sick. She had given her soul to satan from the moment she was born.