Signs of a spoilt wife?

[Christianzionist]

I usually feed my family venison and squirrel meat.

Recently the wife has been complaining that we "never eat regular food."

Is this infraction punishable by a stern hand, or should I illustrate how spoilt she is compared to our ancestors who landed on Plymouth Rock?

I have already illustrated that I am avoiding tempation by going into town and buying food at the gas station, which is filled with morally depraved shemale porno, but she doesn't seem open to My Godly reasoning.

Should I send her to the menstra hut a week before her monthly affliction?

Thanks for your time.

YIC,

CZ

[Bob4God]

Re: Signs of a spoilt wife?

Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. - Ephesians 5:24

It says that wives should be subject to their husbands in everything. That includes what they are fed.

A wife who would complain about her husband putting food on her table isn't any kind of wife at all. It is time to show her the tough love of GOD, but I don't mean to go all the way and just set her on fire.

I think taking all food away from her for a few days might help her appreciate all you do to provide for her. Once she is about to pass out from hunger, she'll be clamoring to get a bite of squirrel.

Sending her to the menstrahut early might help, too, but most women may not be able to understand the connection between that punishment and their offense.

Maybe yours is smarter than most.

Good luck, brother!

[Christianzionist]

Re: Signs of a spoilt wife?

Thank you, Brother Bob.

I think she just may need a week to indulge in the fineries of a cuisine consisting entirely of the aether, while my boys and I scarf down delicious squirrel pie. Surely such a disobedient wife will not be given manna by The Lord, given the severity of her offense.

YIC,

CZ