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  • #1

    Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

    Bending to the "bend over" pressure from the fag interest groups, the pharmaceutical companies have finally kowtowed and started building a number of variations of the HIV Home Test Kit, available at places like Walgreens for very little money...

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    http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/home-access-express-hiv-1-test-system/ID=prod5135-product


    It seems that in their desire to walk with impunity and beat God's wonderful curse known as AIDS, the fudge-packers and bean-flickers have decided to monitor their health to ensure that they can tell when God smites them with the divine retribution they have coming (Romans 1:26-32).

    To date, Freehold is about the only place where you cannot buy one of these abominable things. But it's not as though this test - or any other like it - will prevent the consequences of faggotry, although the devil always tries to give comfort to sinners as they ejaculate in Jesus Christ's Cheerios.

    Pastor Ed

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  • #2
    Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

    So what happens with the test?

    You stick a tube up your ass and all kinds of cockroaches and centipedes start crawling out?

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    • #3
      Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

      Since when do queers care if they have the AIDS?
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      • #4
        Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        Since when do queers care if they have the AIDS?
        They know they are destined for the home of Satan; yet they so desperately try to delay the inevitable for no other reason than to mock the LORD.
        THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR SCRIPTURE!

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        • #5
          Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

          It won't be long until the Gay Agenda works to make these illegal. After all, they don't want anyone knowing how many of them are infected.

          *shiver*
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

            God can make these AIDS tests lie. The Bible prophesies this.


            God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

              I've got my own AIDs test but it uses a ten foot pole.
              (but not like that~!!!)
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

                Here's my home test kit for GRID. Are you a genuinely saved True Christian™? Then you don't have any fag diseases.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #9
                  Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Here's my home test kit for GRID. Are you a genuinely saved True Christian™? Then you don't have any fag diseases.
                  Shout GLORY!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Home HIV Test for Fags: The Devil Sure Has Been Busy

                    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                    Since when do queers care if they have the AIDS?
                    Simple. There are some who don't, who are called "bug chasers". They go around looking for someone to infect them.

                    So they want the tests so that the "top" who claims to have it can prove that he really does have it. Otherwise, the "bottom" would have wasted a perfectly good evening receiving tallywhacker and semen in his posterior with no chance of an exciting infection to pass along to co-workers and relatives at the next pot luck he attends.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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