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  • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    If your manners are an example of good British manners, then no these are not good manners. I am originally from Canada, the country that is known around the world for being polite. British are rude obnoxious people.


    Yep work hard to get on the dole.


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    No offence intended, but manners are not what most people would associate with Canada.

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    • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

      Originally posted by Taylor View Post
      No offence intended, but manners are not what most people would associate with Canada.
      Yet Readers Digest voted Toronto as the most polite place in the world.

      You didn't give a different option, so I just assume you're trying to be belligerent. Doesn't really matter, we've moved to Iowa now and are working on becoming US citizens.
      Drama queen

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      • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

        BP way to bring oil to America's shores
        Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

        Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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        • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

          God hates Britain because the head of their church is a woman.

          The Bible makes it abundantly clear that Christ is the head of the Church.

          And it has been common knowledge for ages that the British have the worst manners known to man. They are a rude people, through and through.

          Even the Japanese abhor British manners, and the Japanese are known for having no manners at all.

          For regular examples of well-mannered behavior, one must engage with the delightful denizens of New York. How else do you think all those millions of people manage to share such limited real estate without imploding if it were not for their genteel culture?

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          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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          • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Yet Readers Digest voted Toronto as the most polite place in the world.

            You didn't give a different option, so I just assume you're trying to be belligerent. Doesn't really matter, we've moved to Iowa now and are working on becoming US citizens.
            No, actually I didn't give the other option because I didn't want to be rude
            Good luck with the citizenship application though.

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            • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

              Look at this polite English behavior on the English Underground rail network.







              Could it get any worse
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                Which part of England are you referring to? the part I live in is definitely not as you described it, and I do not agree that the English are more rude than any other part of the world.

                Taylor you have to be joking right?. Near to London. Go outside and take a walk. See hooded youths mouthing off at passers by. Smoking and drinking in parks and on street corners. And not just lads either. In the last month alone there have been at least two cases of murder. As for rudeness, English people are more ignorant. Go into a shop and ask a question, or even go to the checkout to pay for goods, some of these workers couldn't give a stuff, and it shows. Apart from Asda which is owned by Wallmart. They obviously are more particular about their staff. No I still think that the English are rude and arrogant.Mention that you love God and follow Jesus, you get laughed at. Maybe you live in a pretty part of the Country and don't have too much crime and unemployment in your area. And ofcourse there are some nice people around, but they are few and far between.
                The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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                • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                  Originally posted by Lizzy b View Post
                  Taylor you have to be joking right?. Near to London. Go outside and take a walk. See hooded youths mouthing off at passers by. Smoking and drinking in parks and on street corners. And not just lads either. In the last month alone there have been at least two cases of murder. As for rudeness, English people are more ignorant. Go into a shop and ask a question, or even go to the checkout to pay for goods, some of these workers couldn't give a stuff, and it shows. Apart from Asda which is owned by Wallmart. They obviously are more particular about their staff. No I still think that the English are rude and arrogant.Mention that you love God and follow Jesus, you get laughed at. Maybe you live in a pretty part of the Country and don't have too much crime and unemployment in your area. And ofcourse there are some nice people around, but they are few and far between.
                  Yes, but for every "hooded youth", there are nice people too. Also, I have never known anyone to be laughed at for mentioning their religion- I find that it only happens to the people who stand in the street and try and force Christianity on random people. I also find that staff in Sainsbury's and Waitrose are nicer than ASDA haha.
                  As for my part of the country, you could be right. We have very low levels of unemployment here, and the most serious crime we've had recently was a burglary of an office last month, in which no-one was hurt and not much was taken. Like many of the rural areas of the country, most people in the communities know each other, help each other out and are generally very open and civil. I'm sorry that your area isn't the same.

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                  • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Could it get any worse
                    Yes... it could be Paris Hilton:


                    No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, it could be worse. Our kids may be going to the dogs, but for the most part a lot of them still have redeeming features, namely a good sense of humour and good old fashioned British resilience. You can say what you like about Britain but there is no denying its good points.

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                    • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                      Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                      Yes... it could be Paris Hilton:

                      No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, it could be worse. Our kids may be going to the dogs, but for the most part a lot of them still have redeeming features, namely a good sense of humour and good old fashioned British resilience. You can say what you like about Britain but there is no denying its good points.
                      Yes every country can have it good points & bad points. I really did not need to see her top bits.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        Yes every country can have it good points & bad points. I really did not need to see her top bits.
                        Not many do want to see her top bits, but she will keep insisting on showing them off.

                        Oh and here are some well mannered people in Kings Cross



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                        • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Not many do want to see her top bits, but she will keep insisting on showing them off.

                          Oh and here are some well mannered people in Kings Cross
                          Just as well I do not live anywhere near there.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                            I had another thought just this morning as to why God hates Britain. They all seem to eat something called spotted dick.

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                            • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              I had another thought just this morning as to why God hates Britain. They all seem to eat something called spotted dick.
                              That's not the worst of it by a long shot.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                              • Re: Why God Hates Britain?

                                Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                                Yes... it could be Paris Hilton:
                                <<Porn Deleted>>

                                No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, it could be worse. Our kids may be going to the dogs, but for the most part a lot of them still have redeeming features, namely a good sense of humour and good old fashioned British resilience. You can say what you like about Britain but there is no denying its good points.
                                So that's your idea of "manners" is it? Coming onto a Christian board and posting porn?

                                Well if that's what you call polite, no wonder you think British are polite, I'm sure a Canadian holding a door for you is insulting your femnazi ways.

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                They eat faggots? No wonder they're pro homosexual.
                                Drama queen

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